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Introduction Disclaimer; Our attorney advises us to note that that this blog has been sufficiently fictionalized to protect the innocent and not so innocent, as well as satisfy a variety of regulatory acronyms such as JCAHO, HIPAA and the FBI. If you think this is about you, it's not. If you take any of this as medical advice or dating advice, you shouldn't. Ask your own doctor so they can bill for it and I can keep my medical licensure. Furthermore, in case you wonder how our intrepid reporter is able to complete a ridiculously rigorous residency while encountering an assortment of cretins, please be advised that not all of the dating debacles have occurred to our fair author personally. Thank god. Rest assured, all of the stories are true however, identities have just been changed to protect the somewhat innocent and the douchebags alike.