C.S.Lawrence
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Doctor of Subversive Arts |
| Location | Malta |
| Introduction | A word from my personal Doctor: "I am sorry to inform you that she has a brain problem. Her brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it" |
| Interests | art, photography, poetry, tax evasion, megalomania, grave robbing, projectile vomiting, human experimentation, thieving scoundrel after-lights-out nature walks, mid-wife-ing with gardening instruments, misrepresenting people, joining juries to send innocents to their execution, sending anonymous hatemail, scaring lost children in supermarkets, pushing old people into oncoming traffic |
| Favorite Movies | Crash, Traffic, Black Hawk Down, Sum of All Fears, The English Patient, Fingersmith, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, History of the World Pt 1 & 2 |
| Favorite Music | Supertramp, Genesis, Matchbox20, Paul Van Dyk, PussyCat Dolls, Mike Oldfield, Van Halen, Creed, Keane, Russell Watson |
| Favorite Books | The Da Vinci Code, The World According to Clarkson, Hitler and My Part in His Downfall, all of Bill Bryson's books, all of Martha Stewart's cookbooks (only kidding) |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
tie slinky round goat neck,hurl goat out of well,climb out,swear never again to trust a goat when it says it knows of a great drinking place nearby