|Occupation||Shepherd/Snake Wrangler/Blogger/Living Mannequin|
|Location||Louisville, Kentucky, United States|
|Introduction||Get the hell out of my house!!|
|Interests||2011 finds me interested in many things...among them is critiquing the love-making techniques of others, schooner Tuna, screaming loudly every time I piss at a public urinal, stuffing squid down my pants, people with oddly shaped eyes, mocking the elderly while they eat, sticking flypaper on really hairy people, and "sproutin' the daffodils" if you know what I meannnnnnnnnnnn...|
|Favorite Movies||Kill Bill vols. 1 & 2, The Jerk, Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad, Black Belt Jones, Machete, The Other Guys, Anchorman, Taxi Driver, The Shining, Cape Fear, The Lord of The Rings trilogy TV: The Simpsons, The Office, LOST, 24, The Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm|
|Favorite Music||Rush, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Yes, King Crimson, Porcupine Tree, Japan, ELP, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, The Beatles, The Cars, Gary Numan|
|Favorite Books||Already read 'em...|
That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
It can and is. I find Flounder to be easiest on the feet, but a Clown Knife fish is the most satisfying to stand on. They are also the most fun to put down your pants...