marauder
- Gender: Male
- Industry: Communications or Media
- Occupation: free-lance writer
- Location: Nova Bastille : Iowa : United States
About Me
Marauder34 is a seventy-foot-tall purple locust that scurries about the Great Plains, devouring farms whole and attacking parks full of unsuspecting picnickers. The last surviving member of a species once feared for its mighty mandibles and the carnage they wreaked, Marauder34 is now highly sought by entomologists who believe that his antennae, when properly prepared and served with a white whine sauce, will increase their chances of getting a date with the department secretary at the next winter holiday gala. (The ignorant fools! It's really his compound eyes that will do the trick, and they have to be served over brown rice.)
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
My cunningly fought battles during the Peloponessian War, which secured victory for the Cherokee Indians, a subtlety sadly lost upon most.
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- Lord of the Rings
- Les Misérables
- Hunchback of Notre-Dame
- Phantom of the Opera
- Crime and Punishment
- The Brothers Karamazov
- The Nibelungenlied
- The Orkneyinga Saga
- Dr. Who and the Loch Ness Monster