american short-timer

• Occupation: army
• Location: whereabouts unknown

About Me

writing for those who can't

short - tim·er shôrt tī'mer noun

1. one nearing the end of a contractual term of service; a military enlistee at the end of a tour.

2. one arrested in service past a mutually agreed upon date after invocation of an executive order.

3. one at the proverbial end of his proverbial rope.

Inference: declining institutional loyalty proportionate to the nearing of one's Expiration Term of Service.

See also: Boobus Enlisticatus.

ALSO:

I am not in Iraq and I am not currently in the Army and I am not getting my ass shot at. This site is in compliance with MNC-I #9 as per FICI-CE-I, DoD Directive 5230.9 and AR 25-1, etcetera etcetera andsoforth.

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Interests

• booze
• women
• writing
• movies
• sex

Favorite Movies

• Dead Dogs Don't Bark Though Their Stomachs Go Boom!
• Belly Laughs And Head Shots
• Bludgeon IV

Favorite Music

• The Splinter Fingers
• Slipstream
• Sit On My Face
• Sleep When You're Dead
• MuddD
• Cherry Filter
• Zeg'tmaar
• Ralph & The Pogues

Favorite Books

• Murphy's Revised Laws
• Henna Gaijin Sugoi!
• Popculturebubblegumfantastique
• Legs Wide Shut
• Noodle

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