Brian S.

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Your Captain of Industry
Location	Hollywood, Minnesota
Introduction	I'm the captain. You're my second mate. You don't have what it takes to be my first mate. You don't have an eyepatch.
Interests	I'm very interested in myself, and other things. In that order. Get it straight, bub.
Favorite Movies	You know, in some ways a calculator is a lot like going to a movie. But I wouldn't say using a calculator is my favourite movie. That would just be stupid.
Favorite Music	John Tesh. While not something I listen to, I respect the man. Because his music, is HIS. And the man KNOWS THIS. And that, is what good is. And my favourite, is good.
Favorite Books	I once read a book that changed my life. That book, was called "Freckle Juice". I never took drinking juice for granted again. However, I have taken freckles for granted. Life has no guarantees. Dig that?

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

But...I AM a bard.