|Occupation||Hack/Artist/Amateur Life Coach|
|Introduction||Shockgrubz is an author, aardvark advocate, activist for the arts, benefactor to the begrudged, bully embarrasser, creative consultant, culinary kook, decisive defender, doted friend, dutiful dreamer, escape masher, entomological enthusiast, forgetful flirt, fun lover, grateful ganderer, happy-go-lucky homeless, hungry intellectual, inventive investigator, just juggler, kindred kidder, lively languisher, mystical mesmerizer, nautical noob, obscure oddity, pleasing pontificator, pithy pedestrian, quiet quitter, respected authority on nothing, sensitive snubber, stubborn supplicant, titillated technology fan, underestimated leader, virtuous sinner, wise meditator, xeno crafter, young at heart yodeller, and Zeroth inventor.|
|Interests||Making new friends, making money, writing about subjects close to my heart, hiking, camping, kayaking, repelling, fishing, shooting, video games, poker|
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