| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Making Cartoon Movies |
| Location | Portland, OR, United States |
| Introduction | Putting pants on two legs at a time since 1982. |
| Interests | Memorizing the opening lines of famous pre-modern Japanese poetry. |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
And teach you the fastest way to ruin a good apple? I will not, sir!
