Tine
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| Occupation | Accountant |
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| Location | Philadelphia, PA, United States |
| Introduction | I am an accountant currently living in Philly with my adorable senior citizen dog, Weebles, and my abundant water kefir colony (seriously, its taking over the whole house). Big future plans for my life include quitting my job to take a cross country road trip with my aforementioned adorable dog, building a tiny house, and some day sleeping until noon. With your mom. |
| Interests | dating crazy women, making everything paleo, crafting my own toiletries like a hippy, partying like a rock star, your mom, watching scary movies, rainbows, and unicorns |
What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
I don't need camouflage. Witches don't eat gingers because they don't have souls. However, if you want me to cover myself in icing and candy so that you can eat it off me, I'm your girl. Just bring your own insulin.