Dark Dorothy
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Technical Writer |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I have a BA in Linguistics. I’m a published poet. I love red wine and have the purple teeth to prove it. I'm quirky and rude and sometimes, before I go out, I like to get full on balls-to-the-wall pretty. |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
You call it sand. I call it turd. Let's call the whole thing off.