|Location||Columbus, Ohio, United States|
|Introduction||I'm misunderstood. I'm also not the Roamless Hudson who is in the Industrial Hygiene Hall of Fame.|
|Interests||Pizza, Beer, Chicks|
|Favorite Movies||1991: The Year Punk Broke|
|Favorite Music||Terrible Twos, Fighting Weight|
|Favorite Books||The Medium is the Massage|
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.