Alloisious Runtington III
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Industry | Consulting |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Philanthropist |
| Location | Camp Wappappello, Head waters of Richland Creek, Djibouti |
| Introduction | I'm a song and dance man, I'm an idea guy, The only thing I can smell is burnt hair, the baby sitter used to put make up on me, no one could raise me right but momma tried, I can only masturbate to the show "Whatever Martha" it makes me cry. Alright, Let me start at the beginning. I was born premature with a human vestagial, or a prehensal tail. |
| Interests | Canoeing around, shootin at stuff, wakin up naked in strange places, your wife, her interests, the color mustard yellow, girls with speech impediments, woodworking, porn, the bible. |
| Favorite Movies | Nostarafu, Billy Jack, Animal Crackers, Race with the devil, Highway 61 Revisited. |
| Favorite Music | Stan Getz, Blue Mountain, The Bottle Rockets, Cibo Matto, Dinosaur Jr., Golden Smog, The Gourds, Jane Monheit, Lowell George, Meat Puppets, Os Mutantes, Verbena. |
| Favorite Books | Night in Bombay, The Unconsoled, The 100 Brothers, Catch 22, Candide, How sweet it is, Still Life With Woodpecker. |
Should I kill myself? How do you make love stay? What is the speed limit of the universe? Is now the right time to start a stock investment portfolio? What two bases are never involved in an unassisted triple play? How did Pete Parizzian really die? Where are my Keys? What is that burning hair smell?