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My blogs
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Maintenance Clown/Chimp Wrangler/Ball Releaser |
| Location | Cinderbag Golf and Country Club, state of grace |
| Introduction | You can't live if living is without me. You can't give. You can't give any more. Within me, without me, it never pays to doubt me. Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean. If I was breakfast sausage, I'd be the Jimmy Dean. It's one thing to wonder, another to stink, it's helpful to launder your socks in the sink. |
| Interests | chimps, shrimps, blimps, snorts, shorts, quarts, quartz, courts (the tennis kind), Hepplewhite credenzas, Supertramp, allusions, protrusions, contusions, conclusions, confusion, Confucius |
| Favorite Movies | Italian Wrap Arounds, Arrivaderci Time-Hog, A Most Unusual Day, They Roll By Night, Wages of Fear, Point Break, Roadhouse, The Other Side of Midnight, The Other Side of the Mountain, Sidehackers, Mitchell, Baton Twirling Frenzy |
| Favorite Music | Johnny Papaya, the band at Carnegie Hall, The Playtime Rods, Larry River & His Amazing Liver, Pons Lalardee, Yonkers Brickbat, Shoebox Full o' Pens |
| Favorite Books | Kicked Out With Both Hind Legs, How I Made Three Million Dollars In The Sock Market, Live Like A King For No Money Down I Do It All The Time And This Book Tells How, A Separate Peace, My Friend Theodore J. Flicker, Fidgety Boys 1955 Christmas Annual, Who's Who in Baton Twirling (1963 edition), Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, Fear of Frying, It Wasn't All Velvet |
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
Where can I go? Is it possible I accidentally ate the Tooth Fairy in my sleep?