M. Jacob Alvarez

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Wit and Madman
Location	The Belly of a Whale
Introduction	M. Jacob Alvarez is multi-talented individual having obtained serviceable knowledge in the fields of improvised comedy, process engineering and underground comic books. He currently resides in the grand and overshadowed metropolis of Philadelphia but his heart will always be in Baltimore. As close as he can tell he lost his dignity somewhere in the vicinity of Newark, Delaware.
Interests	Music, Literature, Comics, Comedy, Huffing Glue
Favorite Movies	Forbidden Zone, Ikaru, Brazil, Duck Soup, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
Favorite Music	Link Wray, the Hives, Tom Waits, the White Stripes, the Fleshtones
Favorite Books	A Confederacy of Dunces, Crime and Punishment, Breakfast of Champions, A Fool's Life, the Big Sleep

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Cold