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2009-01-07T23:46:00.000Z

The bear and the Hunter

2008-09-15T23:01:00.001+01:00

A hunter goes into the woods hunting for a bear. When he is deep in the woods he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an enormous grizzly towering above him. Before he can fire, the beast rips the rifle out of his hands and proceeds to sodomize him. Mortified, the hunter retreats to his cabin, arms himself with a double-barrelled shotgun, and races back into the woods to find and kill his furry assailant. But once again, the bear sneaks up behind the hunter, pulls the weapon from his hands and has his lusty way with him. Undeterred, the hunter equips himself with a machine gun and treks back into the woods where he is again ambushed, disarmed and defiled by the bear. Now, apoplectic with moral outrage, the hunter flies to a third world country where he buys a heat-seeking, shoulder-launched, nuclear-tipped rocket from an international arms dealer. Convinced he finally has the upper hand, he returns to the woods, tracks the bear to his lair and patiently waits to vaporize him. And yes, again, the bear surprises, disarms and sexually assaults him. But this time, before the hunter can run off to acquire more lethal armaments, the bear enfolds him in his massive arms and says, "You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?"

Well, that's the joke. Take from it what you will with one caveat: The moral is not "beware of homosexual bears."

Fuck the fuck

2008-07-22T23:48:00.000+01:00

Fuck the fuck, fuck fucking gravity, fuck MS Pinball! And fuck you too. Fuck all ye all!

Jebo!

2008-06-08T23:28:00.000+01:00

"Jebo ti jeza u ledja" Literally it's "Fuck a hedgehog's back"

Blumkin!

2008-06-08T23:19:00.000+01:00

	Blumpkin:
	The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

The Yangbajing tunnel

2008-03-31T10:02:00.001+01:00

The Yangbajing tunnel is a 3,345-meters long railway tunnel on the Qingzang railway (Qinghai–Xizang railway) which links Xining with Lhasa across the high Tibetan Plateau of north-east China. It is 4,264 meters above sea level and located 80 kilometres NW of the Tibetan regional capital, Lhasa. I thought you might find this interesting!

Flaming Dr Pepper

2008-03-26T11:46:00.000Z

How to make a Flaming Dr Pepper.
You will need:
* 3/4 fl oz (22 ml) Amaretto
* 1/4 fl oz (7 ml) Overproofed Rum (eg. Bacardi 151 or Cruzan 151)
* 8 fl oz (Half pint) (237 ml) Light lager beer (eg. Carlsberg) in a pint glass

Layer the Bacardi over the amaretto in a shot glass and ignite. Drop into the beer and drink quickly.

Cows

2008-03-26T00:28:00.001Z

Cows are cool, here is a picture of some cows.

Simpsons quote...

2008-03-25T19:23:00.001Z

My favourite Groundskeeper Willy quote:

"If elected mayor my first act will
be to kill the whole lot of ya, and
burn your town to cinders!"

from the Do as you feel episode.

Larry Sinclair

2008-03-02T21:42:00.002Z

Larry Sinclair and his bizarre allegations against Barack Obama. Something about sucking cock and taking drugs in a limo......

First up the inital youtube video...

Second an interview on radio regarding the allegations, in which some more allegations are made.

American Dad biggest offender of primetime profanity, violence.

2008-03-02T21:38:00.000Z

Taken from http://www.tv.com

Media watchdog group says Fox, 24, Earl, American Dad biggest offenders of primetime profanity, violence.

Won't someone think of the children? Well, someone is, and they're pissed off at television.

The Parents Television Council has released the results of its latest look into the state of network prime-time television programming, and according to the nonprofit, TV is plagued with potty-mouths, soaked in sexually charged innuendo, and gushing with gratuitous violence.

My *%&ing Name is @#!* Earl, @*$!.">

Jason &*#@ing Lee of My *%&ing Name is @#!* Earl, @*$!.

The conservative group, which says its mission is "to promote and restore responsibility and decency to the entertainment industry," was scathing in its criticism of "family hour" programming. In a statement, PTC president Tim Winter said, "Our study clearly demonstrates that corporate interests have hijacked the Family Hour from families." Winter continued, "Shockingly, [the PTC's findings] shows that parents cannot trust what is on during the so-called Family Hour for even a minute."

The study looked at last season's programming (shows that aired in 2006 and 2007), and found that almost 90 percent of the 208 shows examined contained what the group calls objectionable content. It also claims that instances of profanity, violence, or sexual content occur once every three-and-a-half minutes during the first hour of prime time.

Which network is corrupting our children the most, according to the PTC? Hands down it's Fox, which at 20.78 instances of objectionable content each hour more than doubles its nearest competitor. The single worst show in the study was Fox's American Dad, with an average of 52 objectionable instances per hour.

American Dad--the worst show on television, according to PTC.">

American Dad--the worst show on television, according to PTC.

On the other side of the spectrum, The CW was named "cleanest programming overall," and the PTC approved Deal or No Deal, Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader, Identity, and Grease: You're the One That I Want as "best overall due to lack of foul language, violence, and sexual content."

Individual leaders of controversial material include NBC's My Name is Earl with 16 instances of foul language per hour, Fox's The War at Home with 33 "sexual depictions of references" per hour, and Fox's 24 with "a whopping 28 occurrences of violence" per hour. The PTC did not explain its guidelines for what it counted as violent, sexual, or profane.

When compared to programming from 2001-2002, sexual references and violence rose 22 percent and 52 percent, respectively, whereas uncensored foul language actually dropped.

"The Family Hour needs to be restored," Winter said. "We are calling on the broadcast industry to return to the time-honored principle of airing mature-themed content only at later times of the evening; and to provide parents with a consistent, objective, and meaningful content-ratings system."

Turkey basters

2008-02-19T15:02:00.001Z

Turkey basters are very inexpensive and available in most grocery stores. If you can't find a baster, ask someone working in the store to help you find one.

Mary Jo Lyrics

2008-02-15T16:35:00.000Z

Mary Jo

Mary Jo, sitting alone
Drinking tea, she just got home
She wants, I don't know what you want

Mary Jo, living alone
Drinking gin with the telly on
She wants

The night to follow day and back again
She doesn't want to sleep
Well who could blame her if she wants?
The night to follow day and back again
She doesn't want to sleep
Well who could blame her, if she sleeps?
Well who could blame her, if she sleeps?
Well who could blame her, if she's sleeping?

Mary Jo, back with yourself
For company, keep telling yourself you're young
It'll happen soon

Mary Jo, no one can see
What you've been through
Now you've got love to burn

It's someone else's turn to go through Hell
Now you can see them come from twenty yards
Yeah you can tell
It's someone else's turn to take a fall
And now you are the one who's strong enough to help them
The one who's strong enough to help them
The one who's strong enough to help them all

Mary Jo, you're looking thin
You're reading a book, "The State I Am In"
But oh, it doesn't help at all
What you want is a cigarette
And a thespian with a caravanette in Hull

Because life is never dull in your dreams
A pity that it never seems to work the way you see it
Life is never dull in your dreams
A sorry tale of action and the men you left for
Women, and the men you left for
Intrigue, and the men you left for dead

The Boy With The Arab Strap lyrics

2008-02-15T16:13:00.001Z

The Boy With The Arab Strap

A mile and a half on a bus takes a long time
The odour of old prison food takes a long time to pass you by
When you've been inside
Day upon day of this wandering gets you down
Nobody gives you a chance or a dollar in this old town

Hovering silence from you is a giveaway
Squalor and smoke's not your style
"I don't like this place"
We better go
Then I compare notes with your older sister
I am a lazy gett, she is as pure as the cold driven snow
She accepts my confession

What did you learn from your time in the solitary
Cell of your mind?
There was noises, distractions from anything good
And the old prison food
Colour my life with the chaos of trouble
Cause anything's better than posh isolation
1 missed the bus
You were laid on your back
With the boy from the arab strap
With the boy from the arab strap

It's something to speak of the way you are feeling
To crowds there assembled
Do you ever feel you have gone too far?
Everyone suffers in silence a burden
The man who drives minicabs down in Old Compton
The Asian man
With his love hate affair
With his racist clientele

A central location for you is a must as you stagger about making
free with your lewd and lascivious boasts
We know you are soft cause we've all seen you dancing
We know you are hard cause we all saw you drinking from noon
Until noon again
You're the boy with the filthy laugh
You're the boy with the arab strap

Strapped to the table with suits from the shelter shop
Comic celebrity takes a back seat as the cigarette catches
And sets off the smoke alarm
What do you make of the cool set in London?
You're constantly updating your hit parade of your ten biggest wanks
She's a waitress and she's got style
Sunday bathtime could take a while

Futurama quote

2008-02-08T18:04:00.000Z

It doesn't matter how many human females you have, Bender's on a hot streak! "Fry"

Pay!

2008-01-28T20:04:00.001Z

So I'm underpaid!! hehehehehehehe and my manager will have failed as a manager if I haven't gotten a pay and banding increase by this time next year! And most likely sooner! Victory is mine.

Tobacco warnings in Irish

2008-01-24T12:54:00.000Z

Spotted this on the web this morning about how the warnings on cigarette packets will be in both Irish and English now. Sure the tobacco companies are very happy about this as most people only understand basic Irish, thus lessening whatever little the warnings have.

Beijing Olympics Logo.

2008-01-22T12:49:00.000Z

I saw this recently and thought it was very amusing!! Its how the logo for the Beijing Olympics was chosen....Allegedly!

Rabbits - Natures most combustible animal!

2008-01-22T12:37:00.000Z

What do you think of when you think of rabbits? Furry, cute, big eared, dinner, vibrations?! How about fire? Recent studies by absolutley nobody have found that the Rabbit is the most combustible of all the Lords creatures. Even compared to Fire Ants, your rabbit is 1000000000 times more likely to go on fire, during his/her lifetime than your average cat, dog, weasel, toddler etc.
How can you prevent this horrible fate awaiting your rabbit? The answer lies in drowning, if enough of us drown ourselves and our rabbits there wont be anyone left on Earth to give a shit! Save the Rabbit, Drown yourself today!

Obama's Irish roots

2008-01-07T00:22:00.000Z

So it seems that Barack Obama has roots in County Offaly, Ireland which means that all the people there are hoping that he'll win and they'll get a big windfall.. Bah.. Reagan had Irish roots too and he was a bastard, Clinton too. We should be hiding the fact that these people have Irish roots as they are an embarrassment to us. Che Guevara had Irish roots, his ancestors came from Co. Mayo.
Heres the link if you want to read about it:
http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/frontpage/2007/0503/1178025880892.html

Butt sex

2008-01-03T23:07:00.000Z

Here we talk about butt sex, sweet, sweet butt sex. In this video Stephanie talk about butt sex and her opinion on it. Do you need a ride to butt sex? Stop by the Clinton campaign and see.. Hilary bends over to pick up something she dropped

Dusseldorf

2008-01-03T23:03:00.000Z

So Dusseldorf for the new years was really crazy, at midnight people were throwing fireworks at each other and chaos. good chaos. Just dont ever stay in the hotel prinz anton, its really bad and their website is out of date. We got no soap, slippers, bathrobes etc and when we complained the woman at reception just glared at us. We call her slagathor!

NTL

2007-12-10T20:57:00.000Z

NTL can go and fuck off! We just bought a starbox.
Featuring all this:

Features:

Powerful scan and stable performance, with easy user interface
New channel and new TP Auto Detect
Store 5000 channels
OSD teletest and subtitle support
MPEG-2 Digital & fully DVB|-C compliant
5 Favourtie channel groups (100 channels per group)
Powerful channel control by favourtives, parebtal lock, move, delete, skip, rename
Channel sorting by alphabetical, FTA, scramble , parental lock
Super fast channel change
Manual / Automatic scan
Timer function
Automatic PAL / NTSC conversion
Multi language
User friendly EPG
Picture-in-graphic (PIG)
Software update by RS-232C (PC to STB)*

And come Thursday we get to call NTL and tell them to stick there shitty premium package! Victory is ours!

Cornhole

2007-11-28T23:32:00.000Z

CornholePlayers.net is for a game called cornhole, and is a PG rated website, you can visit it here:
http://cornholeplayers.net

Enjoy

Virtual strikes, virtual unions: Italian IBM workers make history

2007-09-06T17:16:00.000+01:00

IBM employees in Italy made headlines around the world this week (reported on LabourStart) when they announced their intention to carry out a "virtual strike" inside "Second Life". They are being supported by Union Network International, which is inviting all of us to participate in this unprecedented action. You are all encouraged to set up free accounts at SecondLife, and next week, to receive virtual "strike kits" from the union. UNI has helpfully provided details of how to get started using Second Life. Training courses within Second Life will take place from 9:00 to 21:00 (Italy time) on 12 September at UNI's virtual house on Commonwealth Island inside Second Life.

I realize that for most of you, the above was utterly new and perhaps incomprehensible. Please don't ask me for help -- I'm as new to this as you are. But if you want more help, or if you are already a Second Life user and can help others, please do contact Christine Revkin at UNI - christine.revkin@union-network.org

www.labourstart.org/