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Benefits, If Stop Drinking [Video]

2008-06-09T00:04:00.000+08:00

Man's Best Friend [Video]

2008-06-08T00:00:00.000+08:00

Worst Kung Fu Auditons Ever! [Video]

2008-06-04T00:08:00.000+08:00

Worst Fighting Scene Ever! [Video]

2008-06-03T00:07:00.000+08:00

The Worst Movie Scenes Ever! [Video]

2008-06-02T00:00:00.000+08:00

Painter Blonde [Word]

2008-06-01T00:00:00.001+08:00

A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money.
So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handywoman.

She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door.
She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, "Well, actually, we need the porch painted-how much do you want?" Julie said she felt $50 was fair. He replied, "OK, the ladders, paint, and other tools you need are in the garage."

When the man closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked him, "$50?!? Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She must have, she was standing right on it."

About 45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie there.
She tells him that she's done, and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats.
As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says, "Oh, and by the way, that isn't a Porch - it's a Ferrari."

Don't Take Advice From A Friend [Video]

2008-05-31T00:00:00.001+08:00

Bush VS Osama : Missle Defence System [Video]

2008-05-30T00:00:00.000+08:00

Don't Be Afraid Of Ghost, Why? [Video]

2008-05-29T00:00:00.000+08:00

Don't Be Arnie's Intruder [Video]

2008-05-28T01:33:00.000+08:00

What If Bin Laden Had A Nuclear Bomb [Video]

2008-05-27T00:38:00.000+08:00

Sing-A-Long Song [Video]

2008-05-26T23:23:00.000+08:00

Asian The World Faster'est In Something [Video]

2008-05-16T00:00:00.000+08:00

The True Spirit Of Sharing [Word]

2008-05-15T00:15:00.000+08:00

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered

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This Is Why We Want Peace & Quiet [Video]

2008-05-14T00:06:00.000+08:00

Just Incase For Zombie Invasion [Pic]

2008-05-13T00:36:00.001+08:00

How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended [Video]

2008-05-12T00:21:00.000+08:00

How to Survive an Alien Attack [Video]

2008-05-11T02:00:00.002+08:00

Two Chinese Man [Word]

2008-05-10T17:52:00.001+08:00

One day, Ah Choy & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ah Choy.

"Wat is lat ho?"

"Yah ho! Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" say Ah Choy.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ah Choy then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."

Anyone Up For A Swim ? [Pic]

2008-05-09T17:50:00.000+08:00

What`s In A Name [Word]

2008-05-08T22:48:00.000+08:00

A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

Sumo Soccer [Video]

2008-05-07T17:09:00.000+08:00

No Comment [Pic]

2008-05-06T16:49:00.000+08:00

You`re In China [Word]

2008-05-05T18:46:00.000+08:00

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine [Pic]

2008-05-04T18:46:00.000+08:00