Note to self.

Check Internet Speed

2009-07-10T09:41:00.001-07:00

Check Internet Speed
http://www2.verizon.net/micro/speedtest/hsi/

Today's Top Search Hotty on Yahoo!

2009-06-11T00:18:00.001-07:00

Miss California dethrowned by connoisseur of hot bitches, what's his name. Now,
which one of you assholes who searched her name actually think you're gonna get
a chance with her now that she's available?

Whom among you jackoffs was actually more realistic, perhaps, just looking for
sex videos online? If you find one, hook me up, send it to me by email @
masturbation@fuckyoutoodotboom. Please, no farm animals.

Clunker Equity

2009-06-10T21:15:00.001-07:00

Cash for clunkers? Why not just power plant conversions, instead of this real
net loss garbage idea? What's the motivation here, new car smell?

BotCon 2009 Report & Photos by Thunder

2009-06-09T14:11:00.001-07:00

BotCon 2009 Report & Photos by Thunder
www.karmicsalt.com/bc09report.htm
http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n245/tkthunder/botcon%202009/the%20show/?albumview=slideshow
http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n245/tkthunder/botcon%202009/art%20contest/?albumview=slideshow
http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n245/tkthunder/botcon%202009/tours%20and%20sights/?albumview=slideshow

Motocraft VP-2L2U-9643-AB

2009-06-07T20:27:00.000-07:00

Kahlua Cake Disaster

2009-06-06T21:51:00.000-07:00

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen > Movie Photos

2009-05-04T09:47:00.001-07:00

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen > Movie Photos
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/movie-stills/gallery/1360/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-stills/

Note: Check out the Decepticon line up!

CompuServe To Drift Afloat

2009-04-15T23:57:00.001-07:00

CompuServe will cease their ISP operations by end of June 2009! If you do have
a classic account, you can still continue using their email service as POP
access and web email. Best feature for this, emails allow up to 16 MB per
message and the service is now free.

Roku Roku

2009-04-13T09:29:00.001-07:00

Bring HULU to ROKU! So say we all.

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Robots Revealed

2009-04-03T04:41:00.001-07:00

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Robots Revealed
by Matt McDaniel, April 1st, 2009
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-transformers-robots.html
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=12063123

Fly Farm Business Idea

2009-03-27T22:33:00.001-07:00

How would you like to start a business with low start up costs? Try a "fly
farm." That's right, dummy, a "fly farm." 1) Take a big dump in your backyard
2) Wait a while (like days) and let mother nature do the work. 3) Catch your
winged gold floating about. 4) Sell to yours schools and neighbors.

GoDaddy.Com Discount Code

2009-03-24T23:06:00.001-07:00

GoDaddy.Com Discount Code gds0827g for purchases 75.00 USD or more. I don't
know when this discount code expires. You can get 10% discount if you use
Danica Patrick's name at anytime, but I don't know what's the minimum purchase.

The Three Stooges

2009-03-18T13:17:00.000-07:00

Buddy, Prince "Baraks," & Shy.

Siberian Husky

2009-03-18T12:53:00.000-07:00

Low Power TV

2009-03-10T05:45:00.001-07:00

Low Power TV
http://www.lptvanswers.com/video/

Roku Mania @ Amazon

2009-03-04T07:24:00.001-08:00

My hommie, Tim Twerdahl (VP of something, something @ Roku), wrote, "Dear
Earlwin, . . . Your Roku digital video player now offers more than 40,000 movies
and TV episodes available to rent or buy instantly from Amazon Video On
Demand—many on the very same day they're available on DVD. To see the movies,
just follow this link, . . ."

Sweet! Now, where's dat link? Oh, I lost it. I'm sure it's here somewhere in
my email inbox of doom.

Job Descrimination Around The World

2009-03-04T04:25:00.001-08:00

JOB DESCRIMINATION AROUND THE WORLD

Sales Admin Staff Female not more than 30 yrs old With excellent communication
and interpersonal skills Graduate of any 4-yr course Sales Supervisor
Male/Female not more than 50 yrs old with excellent communication and
interpersonal skills At least 3 yrs experience in cosmetics industry Sales
Representative Male/Female 40 yrs old M/F, not more than 40 yrs old With at
least 2 yrs experience in sales Finance and Admin. Manager M/F not more than 40
yrs old With good leadership and supervisory skills With good verbal and written
communication skills With at least 10 yrs experience in finance & admin 3 yrs of
w/c is in managerial level Finance Staff M/F, not more than 30 yrs old With at
least 1 yr experience in payables invoicing & SAP Junior Accountant Male, not
more than 30 yrs old With at least 2 yrs related experience Support Engineer 23
to 28 yrs old Bachelors Degree Preferably Female Must be proficient in English
Male, more than 24 yrs old With at least 2 yrs experience in Network
Administration Basic/Advance PC troubleshooting and various computer
applications Knowledgeable in LAN/WAN connections, Cisco Routers and Switches
Staff Engineer Male, not more than 32 yrs old With at least 3 yrs experience in
same field Licensed EE Proj.Mgr./Asst.Proj.Mgr. M/F, not more than 20 yrs old
Preferably w/ MBA degree / units With at least 2 yrs work experience in, real
estate firm particularly in project development group IT Staff M/F, not more
than 35 yrs old With at least 2 yrs experience in the same function Logistics
Supervisor. M/F, not more than 35 yrs old With at least 5 yrs experience in the
same function Knowledgeable w/ ASRS & R200 Junior Researcher. Female, not more
than 30 yrs old With background in research Male or Female With at least 3 yrs
experience in: research & dev't in a supervisory role from food manufacturing
firm

Educational Videos For Dumbass Adults

2009-02-27T03:14:00.000-08:00

Burger Butt Surprise

2009-02-27T03:01:00.000-08:00

Stalk your friends with Twitter,

2009-02-24T19:21:00.001-08:00

Stalk your friends with Twitter,

http://dotsub.com/api/smallplayer.php?filmid=3066&filminstance=3068&language=none

. . . coz you're disturbing bastard. Come back to your DVDs or your friends at
Hustler will miss you.

Securing Afghanistan

2009-02-23T23:04:00.001-08:00

DISCOVER THAT

2009-02-23T22:56:00.001-08:00

Vendor, don't accept DISCOVER card. DISCOVER merchant fees is about 10 bucks,
twice that of AMEX. How many customers have you had this month that really use
a DISCOVER card? When there's no activity, they call and ask you to test your
terminal. This action triggers a monthly fee of 10 bucks, which you will
DISCOVER a month too late. Imagine, paying about 120 USD every year for a
service you never use. DISCOVER blows, AMEX sucks, VISA tromps, PAYPAL kicks
ass, CASH is king.

Pennies for your thoughts. Hey, that sounds dirty. Penis for your taut, . . .
Now, say it faster, penis in a taut, penis taut, penis taut, penis taut, penis
taut, penis taut, . . .

Ford Motorcraft 2-L24-9600-AB

2009-01-24T10:17:00.000-08:00

I'm looking for the air cleaner or air filter cover on Ford Motorcraft P/N
2-L24-9600-AB. This original design looks like a lousy idea, does anyone have a
recommended K & N filter/assembly or substitute brand?

12 Hour Donut Awareness

2009-01-23T14:45:00.001-08:00

A local donut shop dump their sweet sensations after only twelve hours of shelf
life. What da f%&#$, you say? That's correct. Last time, they threw about 15
galons of deliciously expired donut volume after a long day of display and
careful arrangement inside a glass counter.

This PSA was made possible by, THE CONVOLUTED AWARENESS INITIATIVE FOR THE
NOTABLE CAUSES.

The Executioner: The Hawaiian Hellground

2009-01-23T12:44:00.000-08:00

Back Cover:

"That familiar byline on millions of copies of Executioner novels has now become a guarantee of the most exciting writing in a whole new category of hard-hitting adventure fiction.

"Don Pendleton had written more than thirty books before writing the first book in the Executioner Series, WAR AGAINST THE MAFIA, a few years ago. That was the start of what is now America's hottest action series. With tenty-two volumes complete and three more on the drawing board, Don has little time for writing anything but Executioner books. Each book is written in about six weeks as Don simultaneously gathers and directs the research for upcoming adventures.

"A much decorated veteran of World War II, Don saw action in the North Atlantic U-Boat wars, the invation of North Africa and the assaults on Iwo Jima and Okinawa. He later lead a team of naval scouts who landed in Tokyo preparatory to the Japanese surrender. As if that weren't enough, he went back for more in Korea, too!

"Before turning to full-time duty at the typewriter Don held down positions as a railroad telegrapher, air traffic controller, aeronautical systems engineer, and even had a hand in the early ICBM and Moonshot programs.