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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR   Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..   A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~Obviously written by some male chauvinist - hope you can 'handle it'?NICKNAMES: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only

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Just try to speak Nepali without using single word of English for whole day. Bring the revolution of nationalism………….. (hamro vasa hamro vesh…pran bhanda pyaro desh) Have a nice day! ----- Ramro din leu! What's up? ----- Mathi ke Cha? You're kidding! ----- Timi bachcha banai rah chau! Don't kid me! ----- Malai bachcha na banau! Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Chori haru,

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~~~~~~~~~~~~First Love Marriage : Resembles procedural programming language. Wehave some set functions like flirting, going to movies together,making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functionsto the candidate we like.It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises withtime thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.Family system hangs because

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Struct female_professional s{double styles;Short skirts;Long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind;Void knowledge;Char non_co-operative;}Struct married_females{double weight;Short tempered;Long gossip;Float hopes;Void word;Char unstable;}Struct engaged_females{double time_on_phone;Short attention_on_ work;Long boast;Float on_cloud_nine;Void understanding;Char edgy;}Struct newly_married_ females

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operatingtable, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!Everything inside them is color coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best,everything

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.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma }  1. You can stare at any Girl.......  ************ * 2. You don't have to spend money on her.  ************ * 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.  ************ * 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************ *  5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  *******

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Do read it once...........I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict. The last stanza, after reading from the beginning, suddenly slows down the heart-beats.. DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM   A sad Dad's poem... This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more than

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  One fat guy - One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the

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1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: You're looking through an

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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain 3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

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If you are aspiring to strike a career in the Bollywood, be it a director, script writer or even penning dialogues, this section will be very helpful to you for it contains the scenes and dialogues which every film has and you cannot afford to miss it !! Some of the here may be rather sexist, chauvinistic, supercilious, vapid, racist, tasteless, offensive and emotionally backward, but we have to

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Newton in romantic mood...... Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money " First law: "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play

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.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala   Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)  Education: - B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 - M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(

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.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Credit card statements that reflect charges for flowers, jewelry or other gift items that the spouse did not receive. Unauthorized or surprise withdrawals from joint bank accounts. Deposit slips or bank statements that indicate the existence of a previously unknown checking or savings

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A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the motherwas unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong."Nothing," said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?""Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked andcleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don'teven tell me so much as "Thank you.""Why should I

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  Choosing a good domain name is crucial to the success or failure of your business. You may wonder how something so small and slight could have an impact on your business, but the best way to compare this is to think about how important location is to an offline business? If you do not have a good location, you are likely not going to get many visitors. The same holds true for a good domain name

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Registering a domain name is a quick process that often seems complex. It is far easier than most general web surfers suspect. You can quickly learn how to register a domain name with a little forethought. You need little know-how to register a domain name. Your first task is to find a company that will let you perform a search in what is known as a "WHOIS" database. These databases contains all

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A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but they are all expensive. The old man reminds the doctor that he is filthy rich and implores him to tell him about the donors

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At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of seriousbackache. The doctor examines him and asks him " What the hell did you do to yourback?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise . On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony

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One man got a child .... ... ... .... ... ... 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? ... ... ... ... child said ping pong ball ... ... ... ... 2'nd b'day- Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... .... ... 3rd b'day Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... ... .... 4th bday Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong

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One man got a child .... ... ... .... ... ... 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? ... ... ... ... child said ping pong ball ... ... ... ... 2'nd b'day- Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... .... ... 3rd b'day Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... ... .... 4th bday Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on hi s back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement

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