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Listen to The Fabiola Fun F*ckers Cover of All American Girl

2009-07-10T07:37:00.002-05:00

...I think they're from Belgium, or Germany...or somewhere.

ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES LIVE CDs!!!!

2009-06-16T18:38:00.005-05:00

Don't wait for the AUGUST 1st CD Release show at the Brass Cat!

Get your LIVE Angry Johnny & The Killbillies cds "WARTS AND ALL" and "MORE WARTS" TODAY!!! Hear the Killbillies in all of their drunken glory!

Recorded on 2/14/09 at the "SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACREE" at the Brass Cat in Easthampton Massachusetts by Scot Coar on his Sow's Ear Recording Mobile Recording Unit Thing.

*The cd order page is pretty bare-bones which seems to confuse some folks. Just put in the quantity that you want next to the little cd pictures. Put in your zip code and hit calculate shipping. That should bring you to the check out page.

GET THEM HERE NOW!

BACK TO THE BARBECUE

2009-06-16T18:02:00.003-05:00

SATURDAY JULY 18th. Come for the meat,...stay for the BLOODGRASS!

"ALL AMERICAN GIRL" video

2009-06-16T17:50:00.001-05:00

See more Angry Johnny & The Killbillies videos HERE

SUMMERTIME BLOOD BUCKET BLUES!!

2009-06-07T15:06:00.003-05:00

It's summertime and a young man's fancy turns to pretty girls, cool cars and dark deserted farm roads. But put away that shovel and that sack of quicklime boy, whatever you got festering in that trunk can wait another day. It's time for the Angry Johnny & The Killbillies pre-solstice summertime extravaganza this Saturday night down at the Elevens in Northampton Massachusetts! So gather up your imaginary friends and hang another Christmas tree from the rear view and drive that old blood bucket down to the Elevens for a happy-filled night of murder balladin', skull stompin' BLOODGRASS!

ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES HEAD SOUTH FOR A RELAXING WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY.

2009-05-26T10:58:00.004-05:00

...And they're also bringin' their brand new live albums "WARTS AND ALL" and "MORE WARTS" (recorded at the Saint Valentine's Massacree 2009) and there'll be an Angry Johnny mini-art show too and maybe even Clarence the Mysterious Killville Pig Boy will come along to grant yer dirty little wishes if'n there's enough room in the new Crankyville Trolley.
So raid them piggy banks and get on down to see Angry Johnny & The Killbillies on they're 2009 tiny-spring-tour. They're back from the dead but who knows for how long!....
...NOW, WE DRINK LIKE APES!!!!!

2009-05-03T10:51:00.001-05:00

PIGFOOT FINALLY CAUGHT ON FILM!

2009-05-03T02:36:00.003-05:00

Photo of PIGFOOT by Steve Leadpepper

Local fisherman and self-taught bug expert Steve "the Bug Man" Leadpepper recently snapped this exclusive photo of PIGFOOT the legendary pig-like man-ape of western Massachusetts.

Reached at Norman's Apple Tavern three quarters of the way into his seventh Wormy Apple Shooter, Leadpepper recounted his harrowing tale. "I was fishin' for some trouts and collectin' them funny bugs down the Manhan river and then I seen what I thought was a big ol' black bear. Then I noticed it had a head more like a big pig than a a big ol' black bear and it had these big meaty monkey hands! Well I near peed my pants, OK truth be told maybe I did just a little, but I managed to get my bug camera out and click me a picture. Then the thing looked over at me and I slipped on a wet rock and went under, camera and all. When I bobbed back up to the surface the creature was gone. I hightailed it back to my truck not wanting to chance the scenario of the pig monkey's return."

Killville Police Chief Big Dick Turner had this to say. "We checked it out, but who knows what that crazy bug man saw. And his camera fell in the drink. Could be one of them double s'posures or some crazy shit. Anyway we went into the woods and looked around, fired off a couple hundred rounds or so. Killed some squirrels and scared the shit outa some deer. But who knows? Coulda been Pigfoot. Won't know for sure till we kill us one."

Skeptics will surely continue to scoff at the existence of Pigfoot and other crypto-zoological wonders even while being buried under a continually growing mountain of evidence. If you can't believe a bug man, then who can you believe. So next time you're in Killville down the Manhan river "fishin' for some trouts", better keep one eye open sideways for that big ol' pig-monkey, and if you ever find your way down to Norman's Apple Tavern and you happen to spot Steve "The Bug Man" Leadpepper why don't you buy him a Wormy Apple Shooter and ask him to tell you his story.

For more on PIGFOOT visit the Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange.

THIS JUST IN...ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES BACK ON THE ROAD....sort of...

2009-04-27T11:37:00.002-05:00

As you may or may not know, Angry went kind've nuts a while back and broke up the band and retreated from the world to his dark little Killville basement home. It took almost a year, but with more than a little patience, a whole lot of beer and whiskey, and some delicious jelly donuts and home-baked goods, the Killbillies were able to coax him out of his hovel and back into the real world. These days Angry Johnny & The Killbillies shows are rarer than sightings of the Stinky The Legendary Killville Pond Monster so get out to a show if you can 'cause you never know when that dam is gonna break again and it could be for good this time.....

4/25/09-The Brass Cat, 65 Cottage St-Easthampton Ma
5/9/09-Hill Country Barbecue, 30 West 26th Street NY, NY
5/23/09-Ralph's Diner, Worcester Ma
5/28/09-Martin's Downtown Bar & Grill-413 1st St SW,Roanoke Va
5/29/09-Taphouse At Ghent, Norfolk Va
5/30/09-Poe's Pub, Richmond Va
6/13/09-The Elevens, 140 Pleasant St-Northampton Ma
7/18/09-Hill Country Barbecue, 30 West 26th Street NY, NY

SATURDAY NIGHT, HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!

2009-04-23T19:53:00.006-05:00

SATURDAY NIGHT APRIL 25th
THE BRASS CAT
EASTHAMPTON MASSACHUSETTS

THE KILLVILLE HISTORICAL MUSEUM OF THE STRANGE ACQUIRES SNAKEMAN REMAINS

2009-03-14T22:33:00.005-05:00

On October 17th 1979 the Killville Police Department along with State Police and agents of the FBI raided the Pisgah Mountain compound of Jeremiah Corey and his bizarre snake cult. A two year investigation which started with the disappearance of local college student Jennifer Lee led to the uncovering of the worst mass murder in the state's history.
The cult had embarked on a five day killing spree, breaking into houses and murdering thirty two men, women and children in a bloody massacre that made the Manson family look like the Mickey Mouse Club. These killings prompted the raid on the compound but it was too late. Corey was gone and all that was left were a lot of dead coeds.
"We got a mountain full of dead kids," Sheriff Dick Turner stated to the press at the time, "and the one's that ain't dead are all brain-stunk on LSD and who knows what else. It's a goddamn mess." Most of the dead college kids had been shot, execution style in the back of the head, while some had suffered fatal snake bites from an unidentified species of pit viper.
Corey was later apprehended at a Pittsfield road block on route 20, giving up without a fight even though he had vowed to never be taken alive.
As it had done with so many other psychos and continues to do to this day, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts decided that Corey wasn't guilty, just nuts and he was sent to Bridgewater State Hospital For The Criminally Insane. Three years later he walked off of the grounds while on minimum security work detail. His whereabouts remain unknown.
"I should'a put one right in that son'bitch's skull up there on that mountain!" Turner said "Goddamn state ain't got the balls for justice,"

Corey had arrived in the area in the early seventies. In a bar one night he heard a story about a strange half snake half human skeleton on display at the Westhampton Feed Store. The next day he took a little trip and there it was in a dusty display case, The Pisgah Mountain Snake Man. The old timer behind the counter told him stories of a strange snake worshipping cult that had met in the hills back in the nineteenth century, worshipping the remains with strange rituals and even human sacrifices. He wasn't certain how the Feed Store had come into possession of the carcass but he said it had been in the case for as long as he could remember. Apparently a deal of Satanic proportions was struck, because Corey walked out of that feed store with the Snake Man and the deed to Pisgah Mountain.
The "Five College" area proved to be a fertile recruiting ground for his bizarre anti establishment rhetoric and counter culture quasi-religious views. He mixed in some of the local folklore about the original snake cult and it was party time. "Children of privilege make the best disciples" Corey always said "They're arrogant, stupid and spoiled, and the chicks'll do anything to get back at daddy."
Corey's snake cult grew fast, he had all the sex, drugs and money he could want but he wanted something more. Jeremiah Corey wanted blood.
Witnesses claim to have seen some very strange things at Corey's black mass orgies. Some say they saw the snakeman come to life, others swear that Jeremiah Corey could dance in the middle of a bon fire without being burned. Did Jeremiah Corey somehow tap into the long dormant powers hidden inside of that old skeleton or is it just the babbling of a bunch of brain damaged drug addled fools? Perhaps we'll never know. One thing is for certain, whatever went on up on that mountain sure wasn't right. Even today if you venture up Pisgah Mountain the air is dead still and you can listen, but you won't hear a sound, not a bird or chipmunk or even a bug. The place is dead and you can feel the evil seeping into your skin.

The museum recently acquired the snakeman skeleton from a benefactor who purchased it at a police auction in 1993. Hopefully Jeremiah Corey won't be coming back for it.

SEE MORE PICS OF SNAKEMAN & JEREMIAH COREY HERE.

BABY CREEP INVADES TINSEL TOWN!

2009-03-10T05:32:00.004-05:00

We forgot to mention that Baby Creep makes a rare cameo in Don Adams' new film "DOZERS".
Here's a couple publicity stills for the little creep's fans.

The trailer to the next-to-impossible to find classic "BABY CREEP" can be seen HERE....and also maybe HERE.

HUNTING, FISHING, WHISKEY, Guitars, drums, fiddle, taxidermy, zombie, monster, coffin

Don Adams' New Movie In FANGORIA

2009-03-09T08:24:00.006-05:00

Don "Hollywood" Adams has taken a break from the grueling task of making his epic film about Angry Johnny & The Killbillies- "Dark Side Of The Moonshine"- to film "DOZERS", his latest collaboration with fellow writer/director/producer Harry James Picardi.
The cast of their crazy-zombie-ghoul-gutfest includes Daniel Roebuck, Duane Whitaker, Amber Newman, Ariauna Albright, and Mark Borchardt (of "American Movie" and "Coven" fame) and a whole bunch more.
Check out the trailer and the FANGORIA article HERE.
HUNTING, FISHING, WHISKEY, Guitars, drums, fiddle, taxidermy, zombie, monster, coffin
HUNTING, FISHING, WHISKEY, Guitars, drums, fiddle, taxidermy, zombie, monster, coffin

TONIGHT AT THE BRASS CAT!!!!

2009-02-14T12:19:00.003-05:00

THE ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES
SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACREE!!!!!!!

THE BRASS CAT
65 COTTAGE ST
EASTHAMPTON MA
HUNTING, FISHING, WHISKEY, Guitars, drums, fiddle, taxidermy, zombie, monster, coffin
bigfoot, loch ness, aliens, ufo, roswell, ghosts

DOWNLOAD "VALENTINE'S DAY"

2009-02-08T06:18:00.002-05:00

Download "Valentines Day MP3"
zombie zombie zombie

THE MASSACREE IS ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY!

2009-01-02T17:25:00.004-05:00

This year show your sweetheart how you really feel.
There's no better way to say
"I love you....and you better never leave me." than a night with
Angry Johnny & The Killbillies.

SATURDAY FEB 14th
THE BRASS CAT
65 COTTAGE ST
EASTHAMPTON MA
zombie zombie zombie

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU BAD LITTLE GIRLS & BOYS!

2008-12-20T20:35:00.000-05:00

Stock up and start stuffin'! Ol' Scratch Kringle's come to Killville with a sack just bustin' full of Christmas joy! Get some Angry Johnny & The Killbillies for just $6.66....that's right, just a measly six dollars and sixty six cents!

GET'EM HERE!
WHILE THEY LAST!

KILLVILLE MUSEUM ACQUIRES "CHOPPER" McGEE's CHOPPERS

2008-12-17T08:15:00.004-05:00

After a fierce bidding war the Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange has acquired a plaster dental impression of infamous western Massachusetts cannibal Charles "Choppers" McGee. The mold was taken on the eve of Choppers' 1893 execution and is believed to be one of only three in existence.

Charles McGee was found guilty of 14 murders that occurred at the end of the nineteenth century. He was the prime suspect in over twenty more, but due to a lack of evidence and a lack of remains, these murder/disappearances remain unsolved

McGee's real teeth along with the rest of him were cremated and carted off to the local pig farm for slop seasoning so these impressions are all that remain of the "Cummington Cannibal".

McGee, a civil war veteran had been a prisoner of war at Andersonville Prison Camp in Georgia where it is estimated that between that nearly 13,000 of the 45,000 men who entered it's gates, died of starvation and disease.

But McGee did not starve. It is thought that this is where he first developed his taste for human flesh out of necessity and most likely it was also the place where he went quite mad.
He came home in 1865 and retired to the family farm in the hills.

He led a hermit-like existence, coming to town occasionally for supplies and no one paid too much attention to him until a gruesome trail of human remains led authorities to his farm in the fall of 1892. The subsequent trial was a sensation, drawing reporters from as far as Europe. McGee was quickly found guilty and sentenced to death. The public understandably wanted swift retribution and the sentence was carried out in due haste. Whatever happened to the twenty other victims and wherever their bodies might lie will never be known. McGee took those secrets to the grave.

SATURDAY DECEMBER 6th

2008-12-01T03:27:00.002-05:00

Thanks to everyone who came down to the Brass Cat last Saturday. From the bits and pieces that I remember it was a good time. It's good to be back.
Angry

They're Baaaaack.......

2008-11-26T18:57:00.002-05:00

Poster courtesy of Jimmy The Twitch
If you leave right now maybe you can get to Killville by Saturday night!

TIME TO STUFF THEM STOCKINGS!

2008-11-26T18:50:00.002-05:00

Grab a handful of Killbillies! And stuff 'em down yer sock!
YEEEEEHA!!!!

2008-11-14T10:28:00.000-05:00

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 29th....THEY'RE BACK!

2008-11-05T14:28:00.004-05:00

They've crawled back up from the stink just in time for their annual
"THANKS FOR NOTHIN PARTY"
at the Brass cat in Easthampton Massachusetts.
So jump in the car, hop a freight or commandeer a crop duster,
just get yer butt down to the Brass cat on Saturday November 29th
for ANGRY JOHNNY & THE KILLBILLIES annual
"THANKS FOR NOTHIN PARTY"
'cuz who knows when Angry's gonna have another brain meltdown
and go back into seclusion.

2008-10-29T07:15:00.000-05:00

ED FOR PREZ!!!!

2008-10-07T03:27:00.001-05:00

Cast your vote this November for America's most resourceful do-it-youselfer ED GEIN. Ed was recyclin' decades before it was hip & cool. A guy who'd gladly have you over for supper with him and his mom. ED GEIN, an American Classic. VOTE GEIN IN 2008!!!!!