<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734</id><updated>2009-11-25T10:09:40.689+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Humour Insolite Sexy</title><subtitle type='html'>Humour : Blog de Blagues, histoires droles, contrepetries, vidéos insolites, Images et Photos funs, jeux flash, citations droles, Diaporamas pps ...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1319</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-4682605720516811725</id><published>2009-11-25T10:09:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T10:09:40.717+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Chérie Fais moi peur</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/4682605720516811725/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=4682605720516811725' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4682605720516811725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4682605720516811725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/cherie-fais-moi-peur.html' title='Chérie Fais moi peur'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-6291419583053636455</id><published>2009-11-25T09:45:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T09:45:26.533+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Sarkozy y etait</title><summary type='text'>Nicolas Sarkozy a l'art de baratiner son monde. voici quelquesparodies tirées de ce trait de caractère ;)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/6291419583053636455/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=6291419583053636455' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6291419583053636455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6291419583053636455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/sarkozy-y-etait.html' title='Sarkozy y etait'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xjG0tvW2reg/SwzupmPHSTI/AAAAAAAACz0/NQXRqa9Zn98/s72-c/J%27y+etais+a+ce+moment-726534.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-4271663463523827453</id><published>2009-11-25T09:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-25T09:35:01.544+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Chaud aux fesses</title><summary type='text'>


Voila un piéton qui a eut chaud aux fesses!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/4271663463523827453/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=4271663463523827453' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4271663463523827453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4271663463523827453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/chaud-aux-fesses.html' title='Chaud aux fesses'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-7410868148478338882</id><published>2009-11-23T11:28:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T11:28:15.495+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Les bons outils</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/7410868148478338882/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=7410868148478338882' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/7410868148478338882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/7410868148478338882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/les-bons-outils.html' title='Les bons outils'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-4568444342281322307</id><published>2009-11-23T11:18:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T11:18:56.328+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Touches moi les seins</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/4568444342281322307/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=4568444342281322307' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4568444342281322307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4568444342281322307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/touches-moi-les-seins.html' title='Touches moi les seins'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-2178585942593801226</id><published>2009-11-23T11:14:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T11:14:53.608+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Projecteurs</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/2178585942593801226/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=2178585942593801226' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2178585942593801226'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2178585942593801226'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/super-projecteurs.html' title='Super Projecteurs'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-6707046229939884011</id><published>2009-11-23T10:08:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T10:08:11.507+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Humour Noir - France Telecom</title><summary type='text'>La vague de suicides chez France Telecom</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/6707046229939884011/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=6707046229939884011' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6707046229939884011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6707046229939884011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/humour-noir-france-telecom.html' title='Humour Noir - France Telecom'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xjG0tvW2reg/SwpQ-2OhZXI/AAAAAAAACyk/bFv9-MGla-U/s72-c/Humeur+noire+10-791508.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-8955184959571111878</id><published>2009-11-23T10:05:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T10:05:38.307+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Tampix Super Absorbant</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/8955184959571111878/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=8955184959571111878' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8955184959571111878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8955184959571111878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/tampix-super-absorbant.html' title='Tampix Super Absorbant'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-8638743739250705267</id><published>2009-11-23T10:03:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T10:03:14.150+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Camera Cachée - Érection</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/8638743739250705267/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=8638743739250705267' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8638743739250705267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8638743739250705267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/camera-cachee-erection.html' title='Camera Cachée - Érection'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-2626275702961772833</id><published>2009-11-23T09:27:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T09:27:59.844+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Langage des notaires ...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/2626275702961772833/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=2626275702961772833' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2626275702961772833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2626275702961772833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/langage-des-notaires.html' title='Langage des notaires ...'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xjG0tvW2reg/SwpHj3a7o7I/AAAAAAAACyc/YbVmJnZ40aM/s72-c/2009-08-12_13580211-779846.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-1118844058798135057</id><published>2009-11-21T09:34:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:34:54.731+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Mises a l'eau Spectaculaires</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/1118844058798135057/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=1118844058798135057' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1118844058798135057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1118844058798135057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/mises-leau-spectaculaires.html' title='Mises a l&apos;eau Spectaculaires'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-7049595452246203</id><published>2009-11-21T09:31:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:31:15.147+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Yougoslavie</title><summary type='text'>C'est un petit garçon qui rentre de l'école en pleurant.- Qu'as-tu ? Lui demande son papa.- J'ai eu un 0 en géo.- Pourquoi ?- Je ne savais pas où est la Yougoslavie.- Tu ne sais pas ? Quel idiot, passe moi la carte de France.Et le père cherche, cherche.....- Bon dieu, elle n'est pas assez précise, passe moi la carte de la région.Et le père cherche, cherche...- Elle est nulle cette carte, passe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/7049595452246203/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=7049595452246203' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/7049595452246203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/7049595452246203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/yougoslavie.html' title='Yougoslavie'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-4682981142137538794</id><published>2009-11-21T09:29:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:29:25.977+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Citroën des voitures de qualité</title><summary type='text'>


A moins que Régis soit dans l'équipe des mécanos!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/4682981142137538794/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=4682981142137538794' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4682981142137538794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/4682981142137538794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/citroen-des-voitures-de-qualite.html' title='Citroën des voitures de qualité'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-690578723291681000</id><published>2009-11-21T09:25:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:25:21.302+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Mesdames prenez du plaisir avec SENSEO</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/690578723291681000/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=690578723291681000' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/690578723291681000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/690578723291681000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/mesdames-prenez-du-plaisir-avec-senseo.html' title='Mesdames prenez du plaisir avec SENSEO'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xjG0tvW2reg/Swej8YeLrHI/AAAAAAAACyU/M4anvjJk7K4/s72-c/senseo-721303.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-8575247006792788717</id><published>2009-11-21T09:24:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:24:11.371+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Blague de Chantier</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/8575247006792788717/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=8575247006792788717' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8575247006792788717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8575247006792788717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/blague-de-chantier.html' title='Blague de Chantier'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-6519203418812507410</id><published>2009-11-21T09:21:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-21T09:21:52.621+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Magicien qui perd le Tête</title><summary type='text'>


Mais pas la raison ;)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/6519203418812507410/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=6519203418812507410' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6519203418812507410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6519203418812507410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/magicien-qui-perd-le-tete.html' title='Magicien qui perd le Tête'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-8960775964490890476</id><published>2009-11-17T10:52:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T10:52:18.879+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Orage et Autostop</title><summary type='text'>Un type se tient debout sur le bord d'une route déserte au milieud'une très sombre nuit en faisant du stop.Tout à coup, une terrible tempête se déchaîne.Les rares voitures qui passent ne s'arrêtent pas.L'orage est si fort qu'il est impossible de voir à plus de 3 mètres devant soi.Tout à coup il voit une voiture qui s'approche lentement et qui s'arrête.Le gars, sans se poser de questions, monte </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/8960775964490890476/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=8960775964490890476' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8960775964490890476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/8960775964490890476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/orage-et-autostop.html' title='Orage et Autostop'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-6721681020169662085</id><published>2009-11-17T10:39:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T10:39:22.571+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Sarkozy par Fernandel</title><summary type='text'>


C'est dans un coin de Neully-sur-SeineQue j'ai rencontré Sarkozy,Il approchait de la cinquantaine,Et moi j'approchais d'la mairie…Je trouvais vite une occasionD'engager la conversationIl pleuvait, enfin peut-être,La mémoire c'est souvent traîtreSarkozy aussi !C'était une ville sans complexes,Tout le monde avait une RolexSarkozy aussi !La pauvreté, on s'en fiche,La mairie donne tout aux </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/6721681020169662085/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=6721681020169662085' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6721681020169662085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6721681020169662085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/sarkozy-par-fernandel.html' title='Sarkozy par Fernandel'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-2519967218477180899</id><published>2009-11-17T10:23:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T10:23:21.214+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Téléphoner en classe</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/2519967218477180899/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=2519967218477180899' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2519967218477180899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2519967218477180899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/telephoner-en-classe.html' title='Téléphoner en classe'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-2473493484992036820</id><published>2009-11-17T07:33:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-17T07:33:19.073+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Premiere photo d'un malade atteint de la grippe "A" (H1N1) en France</title><summary type='text'> </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/2473493484992036820/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=2473493484992036820' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2473493484992036820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/2473493484992036820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/premiere-photo-dun-malade-atteint-de-la.html' title='Premiere photo d&apos;un malade atteint de la grippe &quot;A&quot; (H1N1) en France'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xjG0tvW2reg/SwJDr8WUMxI/AAAAAAAACyM/g4WMsWrbPiw/s72-c/grippe_porcine-799074.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-6154612810649994908</id><published>2009-11-11T09:34:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T09:34:22.055+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Le Poids de l'Eau</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/6154612810649994908/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=6154612810649994908' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6154612810649994908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/6154612810649994908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/le-poids-de-leau.html' title='Le Poids de l&apos;Eau'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-1442794041958757725</id><published>2009-11-11T08:51:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T08:51:37.536+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Énorme acrobatie a Moto</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/1442794041958757725/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=1442794041958757725' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1442794041958757725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1442794041958757725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/enorme-acrobatie-moto.html' title='Énorme acrobatie a Moto'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-857820216024368863</id><published>2009-11-09T11:26:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T11:26:15.834+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Comment s'evader de prison</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/857820216024368863/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=857820216024368863' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/857820216024368863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/857820216024368863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/comment-sevader-de-prison.html' title='Comment s&apos;evader de prison'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-1790632606146240680</id><published>2009-11-09T11:11:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T11:11:51.425+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Rasage du pubis ?</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/1790632606146240680/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=1790632606146240680' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1790632606146240680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/1790632606146240680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/rasage-du-pubis.html' title='Rasage du pubis ?'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9210734.post-3830225764745184582</id><published>2009-11-06T14:10:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-06T14:10:45.102+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Le bêtisier des salles de bains</title><summary type='text'>


 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/feeds/3830225764745184582/comments/default' title='Publier les commentaires'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9210734&amp;postID=3830225764745184582' title='0 commentaires'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/3830225764745184582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9210734/posts/default/3830225764745184582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://umoor.blogspot.com/2009/11/le-betisier-des-salles-de-bains.html' title='Le bêtisier des salles de bains'/><author><name>Ji</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15054141463373557510</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05136094253853754500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>