Comedy crap-filter

Ask An ALPHA MALE pt. 1

2008-05-15T01:27:00.000-07:00

Get sexed, by women.

Having trouble with the ladies? Don't stress, because Slash Falcon is here to give you the benefits of his years of experience. I understand he has had sex with three (count them, three) women, so yeah.

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Check out retoddedmovies.com or tsbmagazine.com for more vids.

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De-Motivational Posters

2008-05-14T21:59:00.000-07:00

Screw that "you can do anything you set your mind to" bullshit. Here are some slogans for the real world:-

The following arent realy de-motivational, but they realy make you think:-

Tons more Here

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South Park streaming episodes 100% free

2008-03-10T04:27:00.000-07:00

I love South Park. Unlike most shows on t.v. it only gets better with every season, and here is the proof. Every episode (or most, some are down sometimes) of every season ready for you to watch. And yep, it is 100% free. Its even got the movie.

Click here

South park is fairly easy to find on the net, compared to some of my other favorite shows. Try finding a Family Guy or Simpson’s site…. Fucking fox. And don’t be commenting about “O, but if u dwnload tha epersodes, itis staeling, and thay wnt mayke no moor epersodes!!!!!!!1111"

Unless you want a kick ass counter argument, that is.

2008-03-03T03:34:00.000-08:00

Call me an asshole, but I find this hilarious.

I know. Not very nice, but its funny as hell. I think he ended up getting it anyways (without a game, i hope).

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David Blaine Street Magic Pt. 2

2008-02-25T02:54:00.000-08:00

Episodes 3 & 4. Havent seen episode 1 & 2 yet?? Go HERE

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Streaming episodes: Drawn Together, Season 1

2008-02-20T19:06:00.000-08:00

The entire first season is ready for you to enjoy by clicking...

HERE

...(unless the vids have been taken down). The way i see it, its not stealing if you've already watched it. And even if you haven't, watch it anyway. It will make you a fan (assuming you dont have a bullshit sence of humor). Im still trying to find the other seasons, so keep an eye out on the "streaming episodes" or "drawn together section" section. And if you know where to find them, let me know.

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Mike Tysons funniest moments

2008-02-19T21:46:00.000-08:00

Protect your childrens testicles and silence your ladies. A tribute to mikes finest moments. Funnily enough, there is not a whole lot of ring time in this clip.

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ummm... Bride/ House hold appliance joke.... i dont know its frigging name

2008-02-19T05:03:00.000-08:00

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom,why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, This shows your friends and relatives
that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom and goes off to double
check this with his father.

"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in suprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white".

David Blaine Street Magic Pt. 1

2008-02-18T03:14:00.000-08:00

Ugly Wish

2008-02-18T01:22:00.000-08:00

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

World of Warcraft tantrum

2008-02-16T22:21:00.000-08:00

I got no frigging idea what dps is but i love it when people take there games way too seriously. Add is some stick figure animation and a funny accent, and i might just piss myself.

Ahhh.... Hilarious. And dont write in to tell me what dps is. Please.

Internet classics, Group X Numer one

2008-02-16T20:47:00.000-08:00

Group X

The Arabian Rap Sensation

By far my most favorite Arab band from Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. These classics are like aids..... They will be around forever.

Bang Bang Bang

Mario Twins

Too many guys

Check out there site

HERE

Even if it is just to fill in a Saix Applicatione

More Group X soon