Weird News And Stupid Criminals

Shirtless Man Arrested Again

2008-09-28T08:49:00.000-07:00

A man out on bail for a criminal offense is told not to drink, use or have drugs as well as not get into any more trouble. These are the terms of his bail. The man lives one short block from the city police department and right next door to a bar.

On this night at 3 o'clock in the morning, the man and his girlfriend were having a fight so he left his apartment without a shirt on and walked through the parking lot to the police station to report that his girlfriend was fighting with him.

An office on duty recognized the man as being on bail and the strong smell of alcohol meant the officer had to a breathalyzer on this man. The man failed the test and was arrested and searched. Officers found pot and a pipe in the man's pants pocket. Now he was arrest for possession, bail jumping and taken back to jail. He then admitted that the story he was telling about his girlfriend was a lie.

Moral of this story is:

If you cannot drink because of a bail condition, it is not wise to leave your apartment shirtless and go to the police station to report a fight with your girlfriend. Suck it up and sleep it off.

Leave The Evidence At Home

2008-02-21T15:03:00.000-08:00

A man who was recognized by a police supervisor on a video tape from a Kohls department store where he changed into a pair of jean, a t-shirt and a new jacket was arrested almost three months later was arrested. He was called and asked to come to the police station and when he enter the police station he was wearing the stolen jacket.

Needless to say, he was arrested and faces nine months in jail for theft.

Morale of the story is: if you get a call to come to the police station and you have done something wrong, leave the evidence at home.

Would You Like To Buy Some Drugs Officer

2007-12-12T19:18:00.000-08:00

A police officer in plain clothes went to a house to talk to a woman that might have been at that address and was met at the door by a man who said she was not there. He then proceeded to ask the plain-clothes officer if he want to buy some pain pills.

The officer said sure and he would be right back. The officer returned with another undercover drug enforcement officer and drove the suspect to the drugs store to fill the prescription for Vicodin. He was even riding in the investigators car to the drug store.

After the sale of fifteen pills for $39, he was arrest for the sale of a prescription drug. He stated that he did it because he needed money for food.

Morale of the story: Never offer drugs to someone you do not know. And inspect the vehicle you are going to ride in as well.

Noise Complaint Leads To Drug Arrest

2007-12-10T18:11:00.000-08:00

Police called to a home to investigate a noise complaint were met at the door by an occupant of the house and let into the living room. Officers saw a pipe sitting on the living room table and called for a search warrant. The two occupants were arrested for having marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy.

Morale of story: Never leave the pipe or the drugs in the living room when you are having fun. If you answer the door, put the stuff under the couch cushion before opening the door.

I'm To Drunk To Drive Handcuff Me

2007-12-04T11:16:00.000-08:00

A man was stopped by the police for operating over the centerline. When the officer walked up to the car, the man was trying to get out of his car. The officer told him to stay in the car, but the man replied, "No officer, I have to get out so you can cuff me because I am to drunk to be driving".

The man said he did not need a breathalyzer because he would probably break it. He continued to carry on this type of conversation all the way to jail. He was held over night and could not make his initial court appearance at 2:00pm the next day because he was still legally drunk. He had to sleep it off until the next day. He was then release with a trail date set. He did plead not guilty after he sobered up.

Drunk Driver Calls The Police On Another Drunk Driver

2007-11-30T11:32:00.000-08:00

A woman thought she was doing the public a service when she dialed her cell phone and called the police switchboard to report a drunk driver swerving back and forth on the road. The woman had left a local tavern very intoxicated and felt the need to call the police on this driver.

She was in for a big surprised when she gave detailed directions to the drunk driver she was following so she would not lose him. The police arrived with sirens going and pulled her over while she was still on the phone. She informed the officer that the car was getting away. The officer was completely floored with her story.

The woman was so drunk she could hardly stand up or even talk in an understanding manner. She was given a breathalyzer and failed horribly. She was arrested for second time drunk driving in eight months. She was so intoxicated, she could not understand why the officer let the drunk driver get away.

Morale of the story is: never call the police on someone if you have something to hide yourself.

Serial Flasher Said He Is To Small To Be The Flasher

2007-11-30T09:26:00.000-08:00

A 41-year-old man was in court facing seven count of flashing. However, his defense was that it could not possibly be him because he is so small and ashamed of his size, he would not show it to anyone. He even provided pictures to confirm his defense.

After testimony from victims and people who had seen him standing naked in his driveway and front window of his home, the man was found guilty of being the serial flasher despite his claim.

Moral of this story is if you are trying to convince the judge and jury you are not the flasher, do not bring your pictures to court and parade them around the courtroom. You are only going to be laughed at.

Green Bay Packers Vs Dallas Cowboys

2007-11-29T08:30:00.000-08:00

You would think this is the Super Bowl! People over in Wausau, Wisconsin have put their orders in for Dish TV and Direct TV, because Charter Communications, which has the cable, is not able to provide viewers the Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboy game on Thursday. Can you imagine the sport becoming so popular that the satellite companies are making a name for themselves!

The game promises to be as exciting as the Super Bowl because the Green Bay Packers are 10-1 while Dallas Cowboys are 10-1. The winner will prevail and have the right to say they are great! One only has to know where to look to watch the game of the century!

Bars are gearing up and the places that do have satellite are working their hardest to install satellite dishes for those in need. Who will be the winner of the Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboys? My prediction and hope is the Green Bay packers!!!!!

Never Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are

2007-11-26T14:54:00.000-08:00

A man and a woman were stopped when the man who was drunk driving for the seventh time, cut off a police car. As the officer approached his car, the man was eating his food rather fast and the officer told him to exit the car. The woman with him was also removed from the car.

Thinking that the officer was going to search his car for drugs, the man voluntarily told the officer that he did not need to search the car because his drugs were at home. After obtaining a warrant to search his home, officers found drug paraphernalia and baggies with cocaine residue along with a drug that he did not have a prescription for.

The man was charged with maintaining a drug trafficking house and procession of a narcotic along with the charge for drug paraphernalia. The woman who was asking oddly was stripped search and they found drug paraphernalia and a bag of cocaine in her crotch.

Morale of the story: Keep your mouth shut when you have nothing intelligent to say.

Sisters Keep Mom In Freezer

2007-11-23T09:45:00.000-08:00

Not being able to say good-bye, two sisters bought their mom a space in the undertaker’s freezer for the past ten years. They each visit her weekly and have spent money for the freezer, five wooden coffins that keep rotting after so many years and for a make up job when needed.

The sisters aged 59 and 52, did not believe the death report about how their mother died. They keep her in the freezer in a New West London funeral parlor. The funeral parlor owner said that there is no law against keeping a loved one in the cooler, it is just a little strange.

Moral of the story: Make a Will or you may end up in a freezer as well. In addition, check the mental status of the family members who will be in charge of your funeral arrangements.

A Man Shoots The Family Goat Because Wife Did Not Buy Home Beer

2007-11-23T08:45:00.000-08:00

A man who returned home from hunting a little tipsy, told his twenty-two year old daughter to call his wife and tell her to bring him home some beer when she was done working. The wife refused. The husband then told her, if she did not bring the beer home, he would shoot the family goats. They had two goats that lived with them.

When the wife returned home without the beer, the husband went outside and shot the one of the goats. The man was arrested and taken to jail. The woman had to call in sick for work the next day to bail her husband out of jail and is now facing termination of her job because she lied when she called in sick.

Little did the wife know, the story would make national news and her employer caught wind of the story and found out, she really was not sick as she stated.

Moral of the story: never refuse beer to a man who has goats. If you do, do not bail him out of jail until you are done working.

Woman Calls Police For Domestic Dispute

2007-11-21T19:15:00.000-08:00

A woman called police because her husband was throwing things at her. They had both been drinking and had an argument otherwise known as a domestic dispute, which needed to stop. The woman called police and when they arrived, they saw a broken living room table with signs of marijuana.

Police then did a search of the house and found marijuana plants growing in a closet with other drug paraphemalia in the home. The suspect told deputies that he had to use marijuana for his multiple sclerosis.

The morale of this story is if you have drugs in the house do not call the police. Just walk away or you may go to jail for stupidity.

Stupid criminals amaze us.

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