tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91496912009-02-23T09:28:19.075-08:00Angry Homoannoyed, antagonized, bitter, choleric, cross, displeased, enraged, exasperated, ferocious, fierce, fuming, filurious, galled, heated, hot, huffy, impassioned, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irascible, irate, ireful, irritated, maddened, offended, outraged, passionate, piqued, provoked, raging, resentful, riled, sore, splenetic, storming, sulky, sullen, tumultuous, turbulent, uptight, vexed, wrathful <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/politics" rel="tag">politics</a>NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-37160020374346458432008-09-28T13:28:00.000-07:002008-09-28T13:44:53.378-07:00What Color is the Sky on your Planet?This is an admittedly snarky question I sarcastically ask of someone who has made a statement so profoundly idiotic/misinformed/outright wrong as to cause bleeding from the ears and an overwhelming urge to throttle the pathetic life out of them.This question has been reverberating through my brain ever since McChimpy chose Tina Fey to be his running-mate.So, McMaverick thinks Obama is elitist? HeNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-64420018894912410112008-09-22T16:45:00.000-07:002008-09-22T16:49:00.774-07:00I Loves Me Some John CleeseA Message adapted and updated from Mr. John Cleese:To the Citizens of the United States of America:In light of the strong possibility you are about to elect an elderly gentleman with a bad temper and a lady who thinks she can run foreign policy because she can see Russia from her house as President and President-In-Waiting of the USA and thus to risk Life As We Know It for everyone else on the NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-56132234990717381812008-09-03T17:41:00.001-07:002008-09-03T18:00:01.830-07:00Oh, Really...OK, at the risk of piling on, I gotta say this whole hockey-mom for VP thing has got me ready to kick the next Republitard I meet right in the non-existent, deep-closeted, page-raping, foot-tapping 'nads.If this doesn't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that McChimpy is absolutely bat-shit crazy, I don't know what will. Does he really have to smear his face with fecal matter and yell at you on theNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-25961780848524397322008-08-28T19:32:00.000-07:002008-08-28T19:35:29.721-07:00Anger... what a feeling!OK, so the previous post may have been a little premature.Anger is making a comeback... must be something to do with this being an election year. I originally started Angry Homo as a reaction to the Worst. Election. Ever.4 years later, I find my hackles raised in direct proportion to the number of Fox News stories showing up on the front page of Reddit.As I write, Barack is giving his acceptance NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-36274604414712804652007-12-03T19:10:00.001-08:002007-12-03T19:12:22.095-08:00a Kinder, Gentler MeOK, it's official. I'm no longer angry. Tired, frustrated, worn to a nub and generally suffering from a spiritual malaise which would make Sylvia Plath proud... but not angry. As proof, I offer the new blog, NeoYankee.With nary an f-bomb in sight. What is the world coming to?NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1153933309330235232006-07-26T09:57:00.000-07:002006-07-26T10:01:49.353-07:00It's Official: I Need A HobbyAfter 2 months in Connecticut, the sum of my achievements is a blog for our resident pooch, Shirley Le Feu.Don't get me wrong, she's a wonderful dog, and I've had fun Photoshopping her into a variety of situations.But, fuck - I've gone from political tirades to putting a dog's face on Queen Victoria?Oy.NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1150859761187709442006-06-20T20:06:00.000-07:002006-06-20T20:16:48.643-07:00NutmegOK. I've escaped from L.A.Well, Orange County to be exact.Yes, it's true. After 4+ years, I'm back in the Eastern time zone. And loving every minute of it - just 3 hours earlier. As of June 3rd, 2006, I am a proud resident of Bristol, CT.For those of you here on the east coast; fair warning - I'm baa-aaack.For those of you on the west coast; fair warning - I'll be back. To visit. I miss InNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1124926618019286782005-08-24T16:36:00.000-07:002005-08-24T16:36:58.023-07:00Pat Robertson: Fuckin' GoofyPat Robertson: Fuckin’ GoofyOK, first he says if Chavez thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, maybe we outta just go ahead and do it… after all, says Robertson, it’s cheaper than starting a war. Really? Has he done a cost-benefit analysis? Where are the spreadsheets, Pat? Hmm?Better: 24 hours later, he says he “never said assassination”, that he was “misquoted by the AP, which happens all NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1120790683508066012005-07-07T18:36:00.000-07:002005-07-07T19:55:20.483-07:00Title 18 Section 2257And they're off and running at Aqueduct...Sure, everybody got a good laugh when "Auntie" John Ashcroft covered up those repulsive naked people in the rotunda of the DoJ. But this one goes beyond laughable - this one's knocking on the door of "Excuse me, has anyone seen Hester Prynne? About yay high, dressed in black - big red "A" on her breast? You can't miss her..."Evidently blissfully ignorant NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1117616557525820722005-06-01T01:46:00.000-07:002005-06-01T02:02:37.530-07:00David Sirota - Great Post, PLUS he's a hottieOK, the bottom of this post is a complete rip of David Sirota's post about the Downing Street Memo - I'm just reprinting it here in hopes that more people will read it and be just as nauseated by the whole thing as I am. Where did I put that damned Pepto?The whole "Liberal Media" canard is hereby exposed for what it is. Nothing but a fucking lie cooked up by the usual suspects. Here's a littleNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1112360710395902112005-04-01T06:12:00.000-08:002005-04-01T06:16:10.313-08:00Oy, vey, Maria!So. Terri Schiavo is finally, happily, out of the reach of her crazed parents and their "Right To Life No Matter How Miserable and At What Cost" cronies.More happily, it seems that the Worst. Pope. Since. The. Last. One. will be following close on her heels. My little Recovering-Catholic, former-altar-boy heart is doing the happy dance.OK, that's 3 uses of the word "happy" in 2 paragraphs. I NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1108489634850673562005-02-15T09:37:00.000-08:002005-02-15T09:47:14.853-08:00Freedumentalists practicing EvangelibertyI couldn't hold that one in any longer. It's been percolating in the back of my prefrontal like a pop-rock in a glass of Tang.Not satisfied to "preserve, protect and defend" here at home (like that would ever show up on his job evaluation under 'goals achieved'), now Slappy McAsshat has started his own Redneck Jihad.It's our mission to spread freedom and liberty? Excuse me? Did I miss that exitNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1105970351957927712005-01-17T05:41:00.000-08:002005-01-17T05:59:11.956-08:00Absinthe Makes the Heart grow FonderWell, it had to happen. After almost two months in self-enforced solitary confinement, I have, to quote Gen. Douglas MacArthur, returned. Please try to keep the cheers down to a dull roar. And how have I been occupying my time? I hear you ask. Yes, I can hear you. Amazing what they can do with SP2, innit?
Well, like most of the rest of you, I have been looking on in apalled bemusement as the NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1102474451213956632004-12-07T18:32:00.000-08:002004-12-07T18:57:39.483-08:00The Joys of Holiday TimeOK, this is basically a post to keep the page updated. Sort of. I've been busier than the proverbial one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest (and, yeah, apologies in advance to all of you fucking whiny amputees out there who are gonna be offended. whatever.)
What have I been up to? Well, mostly I've been trying to squash 60 minutes of monologue into my rapidly-aging grey matter. The picture,NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1101945596806172482004-12-01T15:49:00.000-08:002004-12-01T16:01:41.863-08:00Too bad condoms don't prevent influenzaI love this story - and not only because I was once a parishioner of St. Michael's in Brattleboro:
BRATTLEBORO, Vt. – When it came time for the communion offering at Thanksgiving Mass in St. Michael's Roman Catholic Church, the Rev. Stanley Deresienski blessed the sacramental bread and wine on the altar, preparing it for distribution among the 40 or so congregants.
But the wine never touched theNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1101561109935961032004-11-27T04:29:00.000-08:002004-11-27T05:18:59.526-08:00From the Alternate Reality DivisionUS General calls for bolder action to stop Christian Fundamentalist extremists-
Doha, Quatar (AFP)
A top US general called for bolder international action to stop the spread of Christian Fundamentalist extremism, suggesting curbs were needed to prevent the Internet and other media from being used by groups like Focus on the Family.
"Why is it that people have the right to get on the Internet and NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1101529377594407532004-11-26T19:45:00.000-08:002004-11-26T20:38:24.246-08:00Irony, How I love ya, How I love yaSo, I put this SiteMeter thingie on the bottom of the page. Which means I can actually count how many of you actually load this page into your browsers. I can also see what URL you came from... which is really interesting...
Especially this guy, whose claims to fame seem to be a) he's able to make some sort of sense out of sports stats, b) that he thinks they actually matter to anyone and c) hisNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1101519910214146562004-11-26T17:10:00.000-08:002004-11-26T18:11:06.450-08:00God Hates 20/20Sometimes I amaze myself with my ability to not reach a certain optimum level of anger. Just when I think that there's no possible way that I could get even this much angrier... I'm proven wrong. ABC's "20/20", a POS program since Hugh Downs left, is airing an "expose" about Matthew Shepard's butchers, claiming that he wasn't killed for being gay.
Uh-huh. And I suppose next we'll uncover NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1101517548013134162004-11-26T16:59:00.000-08:002004-11-26T19:14:47.643-08:00The Joys of Being AngryThey are many, and they are satisfying, in a bile-spraying sort of way. Imagine my surprise when I learned that my first rant ended up on someone else's blog...
That someone happens to be Loaded Mouth. I've had him on my (admittedly short and selective) blogroll since I first started this thing. Aside from the fact that he can spew bile and filth with the best of us, he's a Lefty to Like. NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1100574168013394862004-11-15T18:58:00.000-08:002004-11-20T02:25:43.756-08:00Here's a thoughtIf you're in the San Diego area, why not take a spin by the San Diego Democratic Club. They've been around for a while, and they could use new blood. And tell them Angry Homo sent you.
Here's a blurb from the "History" section of their website:
SDDC was founded in late 1975 by a small but brave group of activists who saw a need for political activism within the Democratic Party. They struggled toNeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1100412742802606612004-11-14T09:11:00.000-08:002004-11-26T04:58:01.846-08:00CIA - Langley Virginia, Land of EnchantmentWell, it's official. Chimpy (or more accurately, his handlers) have decided that the CIA needs a shakeup - not because they gave him wrong intelligence, mind you, but because they gave him evidence of a world-view that he just doesn't believe in. Aren't facts inconvenient?
Here's the article from Newsday. Please be advised that for your convenience, airsickness bags are located in the seat NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1100609439366173192004-11-11T16:38:00.000-08:002004-11-17T00:38:20.320-08:00God and SexI have to admit, I don't always agree with NYT OpEd regular Nicholas D. Kristof, but in this particular editorial from 23.10.04, he seems to have an almost enlightened outlook.
Giving the Christofascists a lick with their own strop, Kristof questions the biblical validity of these cretin's homophobia.
In the New Testament, Matthew and Luke describe how Jesus cured the beloved servant of a NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149691.post-1100669716172062502004-11-08T15:30:00.000-08:002004-11-25T21:36:57.816-08:00Angry HomoI can hear you already. "Why do you have to call it 'Angry Homo'? Why can't it just be 'Concerned Gay Guy' or 'Conversations with a member of the LGBT Community', or maybe even 'Not All Gay Folks Are Great Decorators'?"
Fuck that. And fuck anybody who even thinks about placating the 'non-confrontational' buttwipes. I'm not here to make peace. I'm not here to engage in a "dialogue" (how I NeoYankeehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10903146291571203035dennisjscott@gmail.com4