Pointer Sisters and Brothers

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs (from the Onion New Network) = Funny!

2009-04-15T08:04:00.001-05:00

Adult language!

Impossible Situp Prank

2009-04-01T21:17:00.001-05:00

Coolest Chameleon Ever

2009-03-30T22:48:00.001-05:00

Local News Birthday Wishes Failure = too Funny!

2009-03-30T22:10:00.001-05:00

Light-Up Sheep Art

2009-03-19T06:41:00.001-05:00

Be Amazing = FUNNY!!!

2009-03-18T08:10:00.001-05:00

Biggest Crocodile Ever Captured

2009-03-12T11:04:00.001-05:00

The Uro Club

2009-03-12T10:52:00.001-05:00

Trucks Vs Bridge

2009-03-12T10:47:00.001-05:00

Dwarfed Punk, Daft Punk Remixed With Snow White

2009-03-11T21:30:00.001-05:00

Joaquin Phoenix On David Letterman = owned!

2009-02-13T17:48:00.001-05:00

Three Ladies in a Sauna

2009-02-11T22:45:00.001-05:00

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'
The older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........well, will you look at
that....i'm getting a fax!!

Makes Sense

2009-02-11T22:42:00.001-05:00

Life.....
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty
years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

STURGIS BAR

2009-02-11T08:41:00.000-05:00

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD.

He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded,
staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just
sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker,
'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young
pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new
leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and
starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in
the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the
chili back into the bowl.

The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'

Awesome Beer Bottle Dominoes

2009-02-06T23:07:00.001-05:00

Dazzling Neon Rainbow Jellyfish

2009-02-06T23:01:00.001-05:00

One in a Million Buzzer-Beater = sweet!

2009-01-27T22:39:00.001-05:00

Giant Ant Colony is a World Wonder = amazing!

2009-01-26T21:59:00.001-05:00

quick and easy way to get blog updates! = www.rssfwd.com

2009-01-12T14:21:00.001-05:00

this is just a test

Why Are These Guys So Happy?

2009-01-11T17:14:00.001-05:00

this is funny!!!

2009-01-04 playing the wii with the psb boys

2009-01-05T00:52:00.001-05:00

Who's The Tank

2008-12-02T12:05:00.001-05:00

Amazing Christmas Lights Display

2008-12-02T11:59:00.001-05:00

The Second Immaculate Reception

2008-11-21T19:40:00.001-05:00

A Very Lucky Day

2008-11-21T19:29:00.001-05:00