spiralling down the rabbit hole

Change is summoned

2008-09-09T09:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah, My itchy feet.
Even in the virutal web world, my wanderlust took the better of me.

So this awesome blog will be followed up on another awesome blog at Wordpress

So please continue your awing ovet there.

The Room was filled with her absense

The next level

2008-08-17T13:51:00.000-07:00

The ultimate movie experience people.
The following trailers give a glimpse into the next level in movies, where graphic novles are met on big screens.If Sin city is any indicator these flms must be quality entertainment. Do recognize the prominent names like Alan Moore, Frank Miller *YAY*

WATCHMEN

THE SPIRIT ????

part 2

2008-08-17T12:51:00.000-07:00

"You are lost"
"I am not",taking a sharp right
"So when is the next turn?"
Takes a left and another, the Kid hits his blonde furry head on the window "Ouch"
"The next turn is when you feel like having another OUCH ", For a moment there the kid looks like he would love to take a swing.I mean he is a kid and all but he would have loved to use his forearm on this bulk of leather on his side.Who wears so much brown anyways??

Bindra's Gold

2008-08-10T22:29:00.000-07:00

Finally Olympic gold for India

Lets all thank Mr.Abhinav Bindra for finally giving us the chance to celebrate....gold people gold!!!

Eternal sunshine

2008-08-06T14:39:00.001-07:00

Every thought absolved, every breath excused
One little moment to remember
Every other time ,erased
Where one can see only a bit
and picture is blinded by the eternal sunshine
Of the clear bright large
blank brain

I like the old DD

2008-07-24T01:55:00.000-07:00

I am all in for globalization, I do get to see stuff like PB,Lost,Bones,Chuck but I seriously wish DD was back to its old form.I liked it!
I remember a fine saturday afternoon where I was trying desperately to get out of an extra class,again.This one was however memorable because the reason I gave was-Dad,I want to watch that Bengali Subtitle film.And parents actually considered it.Unfortunately I can't recollect the name but it was a Suchitra Sen flick.
Thanks to DD's National Awards winning films slot ,i ended watching awesome-I mean awesome-Movies from Bengali,Malayam,Marathi and even Assamese (Raag Biraag)
But then again,DD wasn't just into reginal flicks.There was this one night I was detained in my room because my parents were watching a PG movie-The Silence of the Lambs*.Yes ,it was on DD.
Talking of international,my first brush with Bryan Adams was also courtesy of DD's hour long special.

Its highly unfortunate that DD has to be scrapped to pave way for these unbelievably dumb tv series that airs nowadays.Here are few stuff that DD churned out

Bharat Ek Khoj-It was shot so beautifully too!
Tamas- Heart Wrenching!!!!! (Tamas and Gram Hawa are the best of the lot about partition)
Mirza Ghalib - Such a fine potrayal
Surabhi - Common,we all knew how good they were
I forgot the name of the weekly science show
Adaptations of various acclaimed novels like-Veyi padagalu (Hazaar Pan),Chekov's short stories
Byomkesh Bakshi -The charming Rajat
Dekh Bhai Dekh was rofl stuff
I am pretty sure I am forgotting good stuff starring likes of Pankaj Kapoor,Raghuvir Yadav,Zohra Sehgal,Mita Vashisth

Now I look at all the 50 odd channels available to me and don't see a single show measuring up to these! Its highly unfortunate .

Few things I associate the 90's with
Mile Sur mera Tumhara
Hamara Bajaj
Rashtriya Sakhsharata Mission
Ek Chidiya

*I took me another 6 years to finally watch the movie.I went and hugged my dad for not letting me watch as a kid,i would have named my boogeyman as Lecter.

Unbearable lightness?

2008-07-19T00:31:00.000-07:00

The idea of eternal return is a mysterious one..

If every second of our lives recurs an infinite number of times, we are nailed to eternity as Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross. It is a terrifying prospect. In the world of eternal return the weight of unbearable responsibility lies heavy on every move we make. That is why Nietzsche called the idea of eternal return the heaviest of burdens (das schwerste Gewicht).
If eternal return is the heaviest of burdens, then our lives can stand out against it in all their splendid lightness.
But is heaviness truly deplorable and lightness splendid?

The heaviest of burdens crushes us, we sink beneath it, it pins us to the ground. But in the love poetry of every age, the woman longs to be weighed down by the man's body. The heaviest of burdens is therefore simultaneously an image of life's most intense fulfillment. The heavier the burden, the closer our lives come to the earth, the more real and truthful they become.
Conversely, the absolute absence of a burden causes man to be lighter than air, to soar into the heights, take leave of the earth and his earthly being, and become only half real, his movements as free as they are insignificant.
What then shall we choose? Weight or lightness?

~MILAN KUNDERA

Bohemia

2008-07-05T10:20:00.000-07:00

Legs crossed,a grey suit sat on the pavement,
The hair wasn't allowed by the forehead and the dark eyer,were
well,dark.
This looked like the place we could find them,
this other end of the town,
the mighty river here,don't people drown?

The town square formed a impressive canvas for him,
the hawkers of erstwhile kingdoms,
the old ladies on their chairs,
the gypsies spelling fortune,
and then them

I was told its this part where i could find them now,
only here,
"where",I said,"where exactly you think i should be?"

A pony tailed teen walked over,not a single tatoo on him
but the friendly smile suggested a nice pierce
This part it is,
jobs that pay you enough to get the beer for your girl on saturday,
where a can beer on the door suggests the party,
and you live in the night,
this night.

Here i should find them,so i clutched some exotic air and shouted
"Can I ge some writers?"

Grey ism:On Desire

2008-06-29T02:36:00.000-07:00

There's something to be said about a glass half full. About knowing when to say when. I think it's a floating line. A barometer of need and desire. It's entirely up to the individual. And depends on what's being poured. Sometimes all we want is a taste. Other times there's no such thing as enough, the glass is bottomless. And all we want, is more.

Chapter 1-Fish ,Vodka ,wind drums and Me in the end

2008-06-25T02:43:00.000-07:00

Then I slowly opened my eyes.The sounds of an distant wind reached my ears,wiping out the beats i heard till now.The wind seemed angry,it cursed at the trees,the bushes and even at the lake.And a few moments ago it seemed like those animal skin drum ,beat in a tune.Sigh.A lot can change in few minutes,one patchTom got his name in a moment then again that big nosed punk got 2 patched.Hehe.One patch Tom,he and his pink patch,his gold chains and satin suit.That man spent it all well.And spent it fine on vodka.What did he say A lil vodka can save anyone kid.

My eyes started to hurt again,i slowly closed them and dropped my head all the way till the cold slab touched my neck.It seemed to lighten bumps a little.SO yeah where was I?Vodka and One patch.I met 'Thomas Baker' one afternoon on the willow street.It was those days where i used to do my little pea-and-3 cup act at the docks.Mr.militarycut,t shirt and boots seemed like any other excited bloke me and Fish like to find at docks.We started the usual routine ,me the performer and Fish the college kid with his books ,just stopping for a glance.As the 2 rounds proceeded and MrT and Boots seemed excited enough we made our move.How was me to know just like the sweet college kid was a junkie,Mr.Thomas was The Man on Willow corners.

I shifted my feet a little,the small pea sized pebbles in my shoe are giving a bitch of a fight to stay stuck.Damn it.Few rolled into the cuts.I went possum as i heard the footboard creak.Then it hit me.Possum?Whats that gonna do know Kid?The foot steps stopped.Great.Just what i needed,a fright night,friggin halloween in here.If Fish were here he would have said something smart,he did that at times ,when he wasn't doind something stupid.Never have aspirina nd vodka,they really dont cure your head ache and proceed to get you high.Thats what Fish said.He also said Read a book ,read this book.He pick one from the Irish smely hawker and thrust at me one time.And just like spent all our weekday booze money.Fish was crazy that way ,all other times he was just high.,Not many got that,they called him stupid when he was high and when he wasn't they called him high..people are funny that way.I moved my hands to turn ot the right,slowly opened my eyes.The wind was having fun with dried grass,few leaves and a lot of dumb dry dirt.And apparently some old soiled newspaper.Fish would have wanted to read that too..Me ...

I just wanted Vodka.

To Be Continued..

Wishing and hoping and....

2008-06-23T03:55:00.000-07:00

You know the gypsies,they were smart people-may be a little eccentric and unclean and illiterate and may be even a brief stint as conmen but(And a big BUT -FACE is made by the narrator) smart they were.Apparently they cursed by saying "May you get what you wished for"...ooh yeah ,they were the Firsts to recognize the sense of sarcasm the God person possess(besides the power to live forvever,do anything,be anywhere and play a little -collect the souls-with 666 till 'the End').
Not that one should complain to be at the recieving end of such a well worded cursing,but we humans who are made as the cheap pirated pop up version of God can't be smart enough to handle the granted wishes.And it would be so God-like to expect us to handle that,i mean we were sitting of tree tops ,warding fleas and eating bananas not that long ago...we just evolved from literally going -for-bananas to the figurative going bananas(For those of you who are dissappointed at the way life worked out for humans, you can always console in Darwins Evolution theory -Thinking Genesis to be responsible for speaking apes ,not that comforting,we wouldn't want that!we can blissfully blame the science).So as we seem handle everything else in the manner beffitting the most evolved life form on planet Earth(the 3rd rock from that big star with 8 or 9 or 10 rocks around it...for all ya outsiders) ,i expect nothing less while handling wishes that came true.May the moronity continue its path till the End

*For those of you who don't see a point in the blog----good observation skills
**For those who actually see a theme...i promise i will work even harded to write about nothing the next time...its a work in progress

*For those of you who know i do exist in the real world (the non-matrix one you geeks),i am now ready to spread the whack at XIMB*

Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
--THGTG

World Movies

2008-05-29T06:18:00.000-07:00

Never in my life i thought i would be indebted to some media house but then plans of men and mice!!In come UTV with its assortment of movies needing subtitles and i seldom need the assistance of remote off late...hail the reading channel-UTV world movies...some of the amazing movies on air ,i recommend are
Heaven (Eng/French)-Directed by the legendary Kiewslowski,starting Cate Blanchett and that kid bro from 'gone in 60 seconds',this is one movie that brings together the visual sense and story together,beautifully

NOBODYs Perfect-Spanish-Comedy-A story of 3 handicap friends over on nite of fun

Monday-Japanese,2000-Black comedy-Rating 4.5/5....thats how good it is

A short film about Love:An interesting take on love

Three colors:BLUE,WHITE,RED:One of my favorite trilogy is on air,it always advisable to watch them in that order-you won't regret it

PS-All of them can be googled or on imdb..have fun

Grey ism:Whats Time!

2008-03-16T12:43:00.000-07:00

Time takes pleasure in kicking our asses. For even the strongest of us it seems to play tricks. Slowing down... hovering... until it freezes. Leaving us stuck in a moment — unable to move in one direction or the other.
Time flies.
Time waits for no man.
Time heals all wounds.
All any of us wants is more time.
Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go.

Time.

Great new series-DAMAGES

2008-03-13T12:40:00.000-07:00

Show:Damages
Genre:legal Drama/dark psychological thriller
Channel: AXN-Thursdays 11pm;season 1
Cast:Glenn Close(Patty Hewes), Rose Byrne (Ellen Parson),Ted Danson(Arthur Frobisher)
Tag Line:Trust no one

Trivia:-Its a mini series,13 episodes-high adrenalin rush.
Golden Globes - Best Actress Drama Series - Glenn Close
Australian Film Institute - International Award for Best Actress - Rose Byrne
Writers Guild of America - Best New Series

USP:The show is set in the legal world of mass action suits-litigations,hence the "Damages" As the show proceeds we realize exactly not to trust anyone because each is pushing his own agenda forward.Usually that shouldn't be interesting,but since the stakes include billions and bloated ego of powerful men(and women),its really damaging!

Story:The whole series runs in two timelines.One where a bloody Ellen is running through the early morning streets of Manhattan,bloody and half-naked;only to be arrested from her apartment where her fiance(David) is found murdered-violently
The other time line is where fresh out of school Ellen rejects a good paycheck to take an interview with Hewes and Associates-for which her mentor of sorts takes her autograph and writes above it (consider myself warned)
The show proceeds to see how the mind games are played to Win,which ultimately leads to Ellen being charged with the murder of the moon she was madly in love with in the beginning!

Review:The first episode was 55 minute nail biting episode with no advertisement breaks! The pace continues.The characters fall into the grey area,Patty's character has a Machiavellian feel to it-a immense need to control nd manipulate thats frankly,sinisterThe fun part is when we try to figure out who is speaking truth and who is backstabbing whom..its awesome,the kind of mind games and manipulations the story brings up amazes you.A definite lie as easily detectable as a truth,but when lies and truths are mixed and told-thats where the real puzzle is!
Glenn Close totally excels as the ruthless Patty Hewes. Rose Byrne (Anger in Placid lake,Troy,Just Buried)slowly grows on you,transforming from decent person to someone forced to fight tooth and nail to survive.

Word of advice-Be agile enough to catch up with multiple twists,otherwise you might feel its a lot confusing and pointless

Is this story well?

2008-03-11T07:03:00.000-07:00

I read Kite Runner some time back,loved the narrative element of the novel but laughed to death at the accommodating ending.Its sad to see a book hold so much promise and then fall into the clutches of cliched easy-way-out plot.I do wish the writer didn't bargain a reality for closure.sad.

Makes me wonder if bestsellers often play out on the miserable elements of life to gather fan base rather than portray the whole scenario.Its like all things happy are not desirable when playing on roots and ethnic characters.I am not sure i can say a "God of small things" or any other flavored book is an fair insight.There is something about the success of tragedy that makes people hold it as a more true account of the state of affairs, thats tragedy enough!Few Romanians were complaining on imdb forum how the movie - 4 Months,3 Weeks and 2 Days-gave a crooked account of the current situation.I have to agree that the creative individuals are falling prey to a new form of conformism,they find focusing on the dirt specific to a society increasing its authenticity and ethnicity.It just makes me feel they aren't putting the effort to see beyond the bling bling tragedies! I might be completely out of line here,but i am a little confused global viewer-the news channels have agendas and the movies or books are letting us down.May be we need to be shown better understanding of WHY they exist or HOW it can be changed rather than just reporting the tragic heart wrenching stories.Conformism ,which isn't the primary motive ,is hard to be pointed out.

There was a discussion earlier on a forum as whether to call Oscar Wilde a "free thinker" or not. Just completed "Picture of Dorian Gray",Oscar Wilde's only novel.On the face of it the book seems to be rebellious with its homosexual undertones and pursuit of senses,but the cynic in me wonders whether disguising the sexual implications was an act of conformism by Wilde! Then again i can't make a stand unless we weigh this in relation to the society during Mr.Wilde's time,because he might have broken a taboo for those times!All this discussion leads to the ultimate question on the definition of free thinker and conformist.How much importance should be attached to these labels to begin with? Granted that our societies are imperfect,to say the less, and a man should apply his discretion in his actions.There is this speck of good in the society and does conforming to those aspects be tabooed by the radicals?May be thats where a free thinkers part ways with the radicals and rebels of the world!

In the end...

2008-03-04T20:42:00.000-08:00

In the end, Mr. Cole...
...we all get cured of our sentiments.
Those whom life doesn't cure...
...death will.

~All the pretty horses

x files sequel

2008-02-28T06:51:00.000-08:00

I know its a promo,that too from the camcording @WonderCon,but its the first look at xfiles 2-so if you are anything like me you are totally psyched out!

Good news - David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will be playing Mulder and Scully (respectively ).

Bad news- We have to wait till July 25th to watch the movie

Good news -July 25th we get to watch another episode of the immensely popular xfiles series.

Amanda Peet is also joining this cast.Thankfully,we won't have Agents Dogget and Reyes back.Never liked the replacements much.

The preview is 40 seconds long and show some FBI agents encircling in some frozen ice lake(middle of no where obviously).The leaders keeps shouting "Its Here!"There is some dragging too-of a bloody body(human) and then some dragging of a plastic sheet on ice(alien?).I the end a brief glimpse of "what's there" under the ice.
phew!
All i can say is,its amazing first look-the end of which i was cheering like hell,just like the cheer recorded at the screening

What i don't understand why the promo wasn't released internationally few days after the convention,considering that it will be recorded one way or other!Now we have to wait for the original trailer to take breath away,again.I mean x files ran for 10 years and has a loyal sci-fi base too ,how did they expect to keep it under wraps?And why?
For those of you who want to catch the trailer,its somewhere on youtube-its been moved thrice in a week (The last time it was called the wearwolf is back ).Good luck!

The promo is here for now
Few hours and it will be gone,make use

Are you on the list?

2008-02-25T02:12:00.000-08:00

Are you on the list?
No?Don't worry that just means that either "I have taken care of you" or "We didn't move in the same circles"
(There is a third,worse end-"I righteously avoided you each and every time you our your emissaries were around")
And In my defense i was the offspring of 80's . To add to the woes i wasn't active till the 90's...so I do have a lot of catching up to do.

The House of sand and fog
History of world in 10 1/2 chapters
Kafka on the shore
The book thief
End-Game
Like Birds,Like Fishes
The master and Magarita
Portnoy’s complaint
Consider the lobster
River of fire
The myth of Sisyphus
Girl,Interrupted
Who is afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Look back in anger
A woman of no importance
All poems of Pablo Neruda,T.S.Eliot,W.B.yeats
The New York Trilogy
Longitudes and Attitudes
From Beirut to Jerusalem
O Jerusalem
The Bell Jar
A million little pieces
Vernon God Little
Anna Karenina
The Idiot
The Trail
Moth Smoke
The Joke-Milan Kundera
Ignorance -Milan Kundera
The unbearable lightness of being-Milan Kundera
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest
Counter culture through the ages
All the Kings men
Atonement
On the Road
Death in Venice
Sandman series
Watchmen series
Clockwork orange
still life with woodpecker
Travels with Charlie in search of America

PS-This my To Be Read list if it wasn't obvious yet from the length *sigh*.All i need now is Time and Finances..any philanthropists around?

New Slang

2008-02-20T23:44:00.000-08:00

Apparently i have missed the teen train to slangworld.All i can hope is to come across "those" world in my ever-land,serendipitously. And as chance and hope smiled down,i ended up gathering a few of them in a short period.Heres me-the philanthropist-sharing these wisdoms with you all.

Guestimate - Yeah more logical than a guess but no proof to call estimate.This come in handy much*
Honest to blog - True,swear true are soo last season.
Crushing-No man not grinding types, its like Romeo has a crush is obsolete..its Romeo is crushing
Zeppo-That carpet person of the gang who gets walked over or plainly ignored.
UDI-Not DUI mates,this is all the injuries caused after getting drunk.Now the bump on your head you got while you slipped on the floor assuming there were steps is called UDI-Unidentified Drunken Injury
...

blah,blah,blah,ginger!!

2008-02-15T02:32:00.000-08:00

I talk, I think I'm being clear, and all she hears is 'Blah, blah, blah, Ginger.'

Ah,Finally some solitude in the food court.Me and my sandwich-oh yeah ketchup.Cool breeze makes Life look good.*munch*

Moron Boy:Hi,Nice Sandwich?!
*MB,of all people.The one person who has the capability of single handedly making it all stupid turns up.IQ ka nemsis.Good one God.Wait till you have your snacks*
Me:Are you a nice Sandwich?Sitting silent MB,must be!
Moron Boy:What?!??!!
Me:I said Hi,it is a nice sandwich,the best of the day
Moron Boy:I heard you read a lot of books
Me: *suspiciously* Who have you been talking to?*mumbling*sandwich did you do talking?
Moron Boy:*impatiently*What sandwich?Anyways,I heard for that Biridie.So what you reading?
Me:Just read Da Vinci Code,started on Brothers Karmazov-Doest...
Moron Boy:Ah,Da Vinci,you got good taste
Me:..*vosky*.Thanks for validating my preferences.*tries to dodge popular discussion*So what you reading?
Moron Boy:Da Vinci Code...ah, me-alchemist,i think Alchemist is life changing!Such a good book
Me:*shit-Dan or Paul-which is worse?*
Me:*silent*
Moron Boy:I mean don't you get so much insight?Don't you?
Me: *fumbling* err,guess so
Moron Boy:Cmon,ain't it like the best short book
Me:*keep thy mouth shut*
Moron Boy:No wonder its so popular
Me:Yeah no wonder
Moron Boy:So what did you like about the book?
Me:*Don't push it*Actually i didn't like it that much
Moron Boy,Me:*shit*
Moron Boy:No way,you sure you read Paul Cohelo's Alchemist
Me:It said so on the cover.
Moron Boy:The one about the kid
Me:yeah yeah,i read it MB,i just didn't like it
*Now MB looks like he is struck by electric eel and paralyzed neck above,May i should have broken the news slowly*
Moron Boy:How could you not like it?
*Thanks God he found words,i don't want to be responsible for the collateral damage*
Me:Sorry MB,but some people didn't like it.It happens.With humans
Moron Boy:I don't know anyone who didn't like it,they ReveR it!!!You..
Me:..not the only one,there are people on orkut who think its an over-rated book
Moron Boy:Crazy,You do read books ,don't you?
*stuffing the huge sandwich in my mouth fast*
Me:My sandwich is done,me gonna move now
Moron Boy:I can lend it to you,you know
Me:Lend what?
*trying hard to gulp the food,darn what else a girl got to do*
Moron Boy:Alchemist,i have a copy,take your time.
Me:MB,I have read it!
Moron Boy:Tell you what,will bring it around dinner time here,is that good
*No kidding,ME stuck by the Eel*
Me:MB,Have you read the book-"How to LET GO"?
Moron Boy:What? no.So what time..
Me:You should really try it
Moron Boy:Around 8,*confused*Try what?
Me:"How to LET GO",sure 8 is fine
Moron Boy:Good,so who is the author of the book?
Me:I really got to go now
Moron Boy:Tell me about the book at dinner,also how you liked alchemist,can't believe you read so many books
Me:Neither can I MB,Neither can I

Prologue:
Hide and seek for months
And then came One night @call centre

SHIT

Grey ism: On Adulthood

2008-01-25T09:41:00.000-08:00

After careful consideration and many sleepless nights, here’s what I've decided. There's no such thing as a grown-up. We move on, we move out, we move away from our families and form our own. But the basic insecurities, the basic fears and all those old wounds just grow up with us. And just when we think life and circumstances have forced us truly to become an adult, your mother says something like that. Or worse, something like that. We get bigger, we get taller, we get older. But, for the most part, we're still a bunch of kids, running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.

I've heard that it’s possible to grow up, I've just never met anyone who’s actually done it. Without parents to defy, we break the rules we make for ourselves. We throw tantrums when things don’t go our way. We whisper secrets with our best friend, in the dark. We look for comfort where we can find it. And we hope against all logic, against all experience, like children, we never give up hope.

Atlas Srugged -the movie

2008-01-07T11:31:00.000-08:00

Ayn Rand's book is once again being attempted to be made into a motion picture!
If anyone has read the book,irrespective of one liking it or hating it (Somehow her work always seems to attract the extremes) one can reach an agreement that this isn't a book that can be easily adapted.Besides the length of the book and the evident monologues that are integral of the philosophy,the challenge is going to be making people view world the way the protagonists saw it.I really don't think how the awe of the steel factory working in the night or the torch of oil burning at the end of the railway track ,can be captured visually!

Considering the fact that Atlas Shrugged was the first book of Rand I read and at an impressionable age,I am a little biased towards the subject. I was filled with awe,wonder and a sense of mystique at the way Dagny looked at the rails or Rearden at his Steel.Some People eh!

THE Movie
Vadim Perelman would be directing the movie. Considering he had experience with adaptations with his "House of Sand and Fog" (Which didn't bring disgrace to the original novel!),I am beginning to believe,this just might work!

Angelina Jolie is going to play Dagny Taggart, but considering its too early in production,it might change.
*I am glad that Ms.Jolie also feels that this is one those rare books that if not made right shouldn't be made at all!
The Important Question
Who is John Galt?

So who would play the leader that would sweep everyone away?
As of now i can't think of a single name that could play him (Or Reardon for that matter).I am sure the Professionals would come up with good names though!

God is like Ashton Kutcher!

2008-01-03T11:14:00.000-08:00

In the end,the very end;Not those whole scale Armageddon end mate but me talks about reaper in the rear- end! One has all these questions about what your life was worth*,what will happen "After", and boom you are dead.
There are floodlights all over ,shining with mighty glory,you are wondering whats going on and in enters Ashton Kutcher saying something.But the word that is important to you is "punk'd"
Thats pretty much "The Truth" is, we are all part of a huge cosmic joke of punk and punk'd.

*Except for those with the genetic make up on lines of Homer Simpson.

Party?Why does it happen to me!

2008-01-01T05:44:00.000-08:00

"Akka, My birthday on 1st.Do come"
So its official.The Gods,angels and the bouncers above have made me a regular in their private joke feature.Thank you,i feel privileged.Now i am gonna drag my bored ass to a party on the first day of a new 200. A party for 1st grader. Lucky me. All i had to do was give a gift,clap while the candle blows off and then mumble to a rendition of Happy Birthday which would go like "Happy Birthday to you...*mouthing Nirvana's Lithium* ...HappY-Birthday-TOO-Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!".So how bad can it be,right?
Then i gave it a few moments of thought.*Not a smart choice if you have no exit strategy*
What if the mommie and daddy lovingly plan a real party with things like-games,clowns and dinner.Now i am in a soup.Common once you are over the wet-tee-aint-so-cool phase,does any party game under PG-13 make you not feel stupid???. The only fun thing one can do with clowns is to make them sweat so their make up looks like that of evil witch,which,my friends,many have tried and failed at!
Now with minutes to face the fiesta of balloons,baby cries,ribbons and other stuff that used to be amusing in another age,i sit typing this memoir,while I Can.All i can do is face it with guns blazing!
Amen!

LIFE!

2007-12-30T01:15:00.000-08:00

Life is like a blackman’s left butt-its neither fair nor right