tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8968699.post-27277898349664799992008-01-16T19:00:00.000-08:002008-01-16T19:00:00.000-08:00I would not be a good juror. I would spend all my time imagining things that might make the courtroom atmosphere lighter (or more chaotic, if that's what seemed necessary).<BR/><BR/>"What if I slip all of these other jurors ephedra pills?"<BR/><BR/>"Can I rig the judge's gavel so that it shatters on impact?"<BR/><BR/>"Who in this room would be most enraged by the use of a whoopee cushion?"<BR/><BR/>Besides, when faced with gravely serious or tense situations, I tend to get the giggles. Society is far better off barring me from the fate-deciding end of the legal system.Groggedgrogged.comnoreply@blogger.com