<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><entry xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8950475543448475457.post-8402176958906021033</id><published>2007-10-27T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-27T21:39:00.801-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='college'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='student humor'/><title type='text'>High school vs college</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bigfigfarm.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="High school vs college" src="http://www.bigfigfarm.com/images/girl-1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;1. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. In college, weekends start on Thursday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Once you've obtained the information described in #4, it's much more time-consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to "just happen to bump into him/her."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. College men are cuter than high school boys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. College women are legal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bigfigfarm.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 70px; CURSOR: hand" alt="smiley" src="http://www.bigfigfarm.com/images/smiley.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8950475543448475457-8402176958906021033?l=www.bigfigfarm.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.bigfigfarm.com/' title='High school vs college'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8950475543448475457/8402176958906021033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8950475543448475457&amp;postID=8402176958906021033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8950475543448475457/posts/default/8402176958906021033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8950475543448475457/posts/default/8402176958906021033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.bigfigfarm.com/2007/10/high-school-vs-college.html' title='High school vs college'/><author><name>BFF</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10715819680107304794'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry>