All the Buzz

It's been far too long!

2008-05-27T16:27:00.004+01:00

So this will be a long entry!

The big news is that I did manage to beat my target of doubling my birth-weight by the time I reached six months old. In fact, three days before I was six months old I weighed 14lbs 15oz, which was an ounce over my target!

Mummy got a new camera last week so has been driving Connor, Dirk and me mad taking pictures and filming us all the time!

Fat Boy Slim!

2008-04-01T14:44:00.002+01:00

13 lbs 3oz.

That's a whole pound in the last fortnight!

There's no stopping me now!

Look how pleased I am!

Guy and Doll

2008-03-24T14:42:00.000Z

I used to be smaller than this dolly, now it's wearing my old pyjamas!

Still growing!

2008-03-18T08:59:00.002Z

12 lbs 3oz.

That's 11 oz in the last fortnight!

Mummy milk is the best!

Playing Catch-up

2008-03-16T22:00:00.004Z

I haven't posted much on here lately. Pressure of other work, etc. But Mummy and Daddy have been going "reh-reh-reh" so here's some pics for "me public.". Me being a handsome devil.
. Me and Grandpa.
. Me and Daddy.

Me and Mummy.
Me in a hat with comrade Mum.
Never mind the stereotypes Mum... what's "right-click" mean?!!

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble...

If I was a supermodel, I'd lose my job!

2008-03-02T09:11:00.000Z

11 lbs 8oz.

That's 6 oz in the last seven days.

Everyone is really pleased with me!

Behemoth

2008-02-26T23:05:00.002Z

11 lbs 2oz.

That's 9 oz in the last seven days, and a whole pound in the last fortnight.

Thank you Mummy.

Mummy Milk Makes Me Massive

2008-02-19T18:58:00.001Z

Today I weigh 10 lbs 9 oz. This means I gained an average of an ounce every day over the last week. Not only does this represent the fastest weight-gain I have yet achieved, it is greater than the predicted gain for my age, meaning that I am on the right track to being the "correct" weight eventually. (Until now, I was plummeting off the bottom of the graph!)

And it's all thanks to Mummy's Marvellous Mammaries!

Watch out Winston (and Dirk and Connor!)

2008-02-18T19:36:00.000Z

Jasper's Journal Visitors

2008-02-16T12:32:00.002Z

Are you sitting comfortably?

2008-02-16T11:59:00.000Z

Good... 'cos I am!

Some Pictures

2008-02-14T23:58:00.000Z

Creeping up!

2008-02-12T16:20:00.002Z

Today I was weighed again. I am now 10lbs 2oz.

Windsor Trip

2008-02-08T22:54:00.001Z

This afternoon, we all went to Windsor. I saw my Grandma and my Great Grandma. They both think I'm gorgeous.

But what does that prove? They ain't blind!

I think daddy must have got some of my vaseline on his camera lens for this one...

Slowly but Surely...

2008-02-05T16:19:00.000Z

Today I was weighed again. I am now 9lbs 13½oz.

Party Baby

2008-02-02T17:33:00.000Z

This evening I went to a party with Mummy, Daddy, Connor and Dirk. Here are some grown-ups cutting their birthday cake. Sixty years man! That's 235 times as old as me!

Piling on the pounds

2008-01-29T22:02:00.000Z

Today I was weighed again. I am now 9lbs 9½oz.

Look into my eyes, not around the eyes!

2008-01-29T20:11:00.000Z

Smiler

2008-01-23T22:02:00.000Z

Great Outdoors and Great Indoors

2008-01-20T18:56:00.000Z

Today I took Mummy, Dirk, Connor, Daddy, Kate, Sarah and Kenny for a walk in Stockgrove Country Park. They all looked a bit hungry, so I took them for a meal afterwards.

Kenny liked my joke about the actress and the bib.
This is Auntie Kate. Dirk's a bit wary of her, but she's OK.

My lunch was served first, as I'm most important.

I'm a growing lad!

2008-01-15T21:56:00.000Z

9lbs 3oz!

Auntie & Earl

2008-01-13T21:46:00.000Z

A cuddle from Auntie Sarah:

Jasper sandwich!

Just What I Deserve!

2008-01-11T21:38:00.000Z

Granny and Grandad Visit

2008-01-05T22:58:00.000Z

Today my Granny and Grandad came to visit. Here they are giving me cuddles:

Needles and Safety-Pins

2008-01-04T15:03:00.000Z

I had two injections today; one in each leg. The immunisations were as follows:

...LEFT LEG:..PCV or "7-valent pneumococcal conjugate vaccine" for short.
RIGHT LEG:..DTaP (Diptheria, Tetanus and Pertussis)
............................IPV (Inactivated Polio Vaccine)
............................Hib (Haemophilus influenzae)

I was not best pleased about the needles. (Note to self: Grow up to be a pharmacologist and invent a system of immunisation where the stuff can be mixed and applied with nappy cream.) I had lots of Mummy milk afterwards, so it was probably just about worth the all the agony. And pain. Agonising pain, in fact.

Incidentally, my weight has shot up to 9 lbs and 2 oz since I was last weighed. This is the first time I have weighed more than Dirk did when he was born. The great wobblebottom!