Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast

It's Time for a Cliff and Kendall Cartoon!

2008-08-28T15:12:00.001-07:00

New Hair Loss Secret

2008-08-28T13:50:00.000-07:00

So there is a new way to stop from going bald. Ms. Cheap, in the Nashville paper, "The Tennessean," tells of the miracle cure of ultra downy with the pink top. Some people have grown an inch of hair where there was no hair before. Now, don't know if it's true or not, but I got a receding hairline to fix, so count me in. To read the full article, check this link out.

Cliff and Kendall's New Look

2008-08-28T13:37:00.000-07:00

Since Cliff is on Sebaticle (sp?), I will try and post frequently on our blog. Starting with a new look that I hope our listeners, as well as Cliff, will enjoy. Our logo will change with the seasons. Happy podcasting, ya'll.

Dream on!

2008-08-27T12:31:00.000-07:00

This week on the show (which will be up ASAP) Kendall and I discuss sleep and dreams! What do you dream of??

We have long discussions on the repurcussions of depression and impressionism. Just kidding! Its the same wacky Cliff and Kendall show you've come to love and tolerate.

Also- Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and DREAM INTERPRETATIONS! What do our dreams mean? Find out- this week!

This week on the show:

2008-08-22T13:31:00.000-07:00

This week on the show- we discuss all those things that infuriate everyone about the internet! The 'crude' and the 'prude' switch roles- and you might be surprised to know that Kendall is a natural at crudeness- it's in his genes y'all!

Also- new segment "Dear Cliff and Kendall"; "Weird News" get's really weird; Bad Jokes, the Lord's Prayer, Danny Boy, Director's Commentary and more!!!

And now, the end is near . . .

2008-08-22T13:22:00.000-07:00

Podcast ain't goin' nowhere! But constant blogging may not be as do-able.

Dry your eyes. Kendall and I still love you more than our luggage.

We will never leave you.

Thank the Lord . . .

2008-08-20T07:19:00.000-07:00

This song is for all of you.

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2008-08-20T06:45:00.000-07:00

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2008-08-19T12:28:00.001-07:00

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2008-08-18T09:53:00.001-07:00

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Like a Birthday Girl

2008-08-15T11:51:00.000-07:00

As we all know, tomorrow The Queen of the World- Madonna- turns fifty years old! Let us take a moment and rejoice!!

Below is one of my favorite Madonna moments of all time: her Victorian era performance of Vogue from the 1990 MTV Video Music Awards. It's lip synched, but the performance was much more about pageantry and making a statement about, uh stuff, than just singing a song. (In case you were wondering, she almost always sings live now- unless her choreography calls for her to stand on her head or something).

I still very much remember watching this performance live on TV at my grandparents' house. I was 8 or 9 years old, but I was allowed to watch the awards and of course they saved Madonna until the end. And she came on and was wonderful- and our cable went out in the middle of her song. I'm sure I cried. As I would today. Watch the video and pretend you're eight- see if you grow up gay.

Happy Birthday!! Here's to fifty more years!

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2008-08-15T11:06:00.001-07:00

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Harry: "Wait for it . . ."

2008-08-15T10:12:00.000-07:00

What are you going TO DO?????

We now have to wait until next JULY for the sixth Harry Potter movie! It's awful, it's sad! But at least I have more time to re-read the book- and then forget about it so it doesn't ruin my movie experience.

Oh well, you can always listen to our Olympic Podcast which is up now! Listen and I promise you will understand the photo below!

Pan Arrested! Tink Devastated . . .

2008-08-15T09:23:00.000-07:00

Look away, Kendall!

Click HERE to read just why a crowd of protestors were arrested outside Disneyland yesterday. Many dressed as characters more beloved than those in the history books, and twice as cherished as the thousand year old religions of the world. Like Dewey or Stitch!

Well, Fuck Him

2008-08-14T10:00:00.000-07:00

Click HERE to read an article about how Jesus' son Olympian 2daXtreme Michael Phelps eats whatever he wants because he burn 460 million calories everyday. Isn't that special.

I'd type more, but there's pizza grease all over my keyboara8d an ist mak6inh me fingrrs slippp.

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2008-08-14T08:35:00.000-07:00

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2008-08-13T14:31:00.000-07:00

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Olympic-cast Coming Tonight!

2008-08-13T13:22:00.000-07:00

This week on the show Kendall and I go crazy- Olympics style! It's as deep and wide as an Olympics sized pool!!

Also- learn Olympics history through "Things You Should Know" . . . and who are we kidding? There's a few moments of Olympics, but it's mostly just a rollicking sass-a-thon Cliff and Kendall style.

We go Oprah and probe feelings, we discuss everything from belching to burping- and More!! Tune in for a whale of a time- this week on 'Cliff and Kendall: Coast to Coast.'

Unabomber Says "Stay Out My Cabin!"

2008-08-13T08:44:00.000-07:00

The unabomber is back to his letter writin' ways! Watch out though, this time he won't blow you up- just tell you off!

He objects to the inclusion of his "cabin in the woods" in the museum exhbit celebrating (?) the first 100 years of the FBI. Click HERE to read all about it and see how the cabin is being displayed.

Bush Wants More Extinct Varmints

2008-08-12T11:40:00.000-07:00

Click HERE to read a Time Magazine story about our zany President and that wacky group of officials he works with, and how they are trying to change to the Endangered Species laws.

I say "Hooray!" Who the hell needs animals??? Not me! I'm a vegetarian. I ain't eatin' 'em so let's shoot them all and wear 'em!

And who needs nature? Fuck Wilderness!! Haven't you seen the bumper sticker on my SUV? It says 'Fuck Wilderness!' It even has an exclamation point! That's how much the Idiot in Chief and I want you to get aroused and stick your meat wand into wilderness!!

Gender Bender

2008-08-12T07:43:00.000-07:00

Click HERE to read the strange but true tale of the German Olympian from the 1980's who was once a lady, but is now a gent! Kendall and I are all for everyone being true to themselves and finding their own path- BUT- this gent had no say in the matter.

As an athlete he was unknowingly given high doses of steroids and hormones that changed his body so drastically that his only recourse was sexual reassignment. And you thought you had problems! Check out the story and the photos of before and after.

**photo taken from the great movie you should really check out "TransAmerica"**

Four Day Work Week Lifts Morale

2008-08-12T07:07:00.000-07:00

Click HERE to read a no-brainer CNN story about the joys of a four day work week. It states some pretty new ideas like "people like to work less than most of their lives" and "there are joys to be found outside of that stuffy office." Watch out Old Beliefs! New ones, comin' through!!

On top of that, see above.

New African Podcast!

2008-08-11T09:40:00.000-07:00

Have you heard our new episode???

It's a foray into info-tainment! And it's pretty good, if I do say so myself. Frequent Guest Star Alan (or FGSA for short) stops by and treats us to tales of his journeys in Africa! What you can expect:

malaria

poop stories

and more!

and we answer the most burning question of all: Do they know its Christmas in Africa????

Find Out!! And stay tuned for a "Seinfeld" themed version of "Things You Should Know!"

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2008-08-11T09:24:00.000-07:00

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How Kendall and I Feel About You

2008-08-08T08:14:00.000-07:00