tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88864492009-11-21T15:46:14.737+01:00¿Cómo? ¿Que no te gusta DC? Amos, anda porai a cagar a la vía...Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.comBlogger2587125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-28250239516919321562009-11-21T10:39:00.000+01:002009-11-21T10:39:00.161+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Bienvenidos todos al seminario "Cómo manipular super héroes", presentado por la Universidad de Latveria... Bueno, empezaremos desde cero, así que no se preocupen ustedes si carecen de conocimientos previos. ¿Han traído ustedes el material?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWoFMGMI/AAAAAAAAKOY/0mmthD5yT_o/s1600/1482_4_0008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWoFMGMI/AAAAAAAAKOY/0mmthD5yT_o/s400/1482_4_0008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482680932735170" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWdrsvaI/AAAAAAAAKOQ/s50_sFZZYs4/s1600/216_4_209.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWdrsvaI/AAAAAAAAKOQ/s50_sFZZYs4/s400/216_4_209.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482678141468066" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWF4II3I/AAAAAAAAKOI/ZA1IYG8sFSU/s1600/1Bizarroworld-fc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevWF4II3I/AAAAAAAAKOI/ZA1IYG8sFSU/s400/1Bizarroworld-fc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482671751144306" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCxEU5hI/AAAAAAAAKOA/1lHu7RCHNI0/s1600/2056_4_021.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCxEU5hI/AAAAAAAAKOA/1lHu7RCHNI0/s400/2056_4_021.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482339747653138" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCi8Z2pI/AAAAAAAAKN4/dmLPepcoosY/s1600/2460_4_0091.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCi8Z2pI/AAAAAAAAKN4/dmLPepcoosY/s400/2460_4_0091.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482335956327058" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCczt7EI/AAAAAAAAKNw/CUVLXPLntOA/s1600/2755_4_039.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCczt7EI/AAAAAAAAKNw/CUVLXPLntOA/s400/2755_4_039.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482334309280834" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCUV894I/AAAAAAAAKNo/5jEjmpsRwAU/s1600/5516_4_00000109.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCUV894I/AAAAAAAAKNo/5jEjmpsRwAU/s400/5516_4_00000109.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482332036953986" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCMfImsI/AAAAAAAAKNg/lTst7Omv0Ns/s1600/7053_4_0018.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwevCMfImsI/AAAAAAAAKNg/lTst7Omv0Ns/s400/7053_4_0018.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406482329927981762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweuskeq7GI/AAAAAAAAKNY/G2IX2NedVpo/s1600/12244_4_010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweuskeq7GI/AAAAAAAAKNY/G2IX2NedVpo/s400/12244_4_010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406481958411365474" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SweusUKIX9I/AAAAAAAAKNQ/wlEiGUkm34Q/s1600/New_Warriors_No23_May_1992_Marvel_%5BM%5D.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SweusUKIX9I/AAAAAAAAKNQ/wlEiGUkm34Q/s400/New_Warriors_No23_May_1992_Marvel_%5BM%5D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406481954030247890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SweusPBEDvI/AAAAAAAAKNI/cIMFGLCjx6I/s1600/Super_Friends_25_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SweusPBEDvI/AAAAAAAAKNI/cIMFGLCjx6I/s400/Super_Friends_25_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406481952650039026" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweur3vU1qI/AAAAAAAAKNA/Esa-7Pt98S8/s1600/Warlock_and_the_Infinity_Watch_No09_Oct_1992_Marvel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweur3vU1qI/AAAAAAAAKNA/Esa-7Pt98S8/s400/Warlock_and_the_Infinity_Watch_No09_Oct_1992_Marvel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406481946401625762" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweur9-jwqI/AAAAAAAAKM4/iKYktWORyW0/s1600/5747_4_0044.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sweur9-jwqI/AAAAAAAAKM4/iKYktWORyW0/s400/5747_4_0044.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406481948076130978" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Vale, pues empezamos... oiga, usted, el de las orejas en punta... ¿no le conozco de algo...?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-2825023951691932156?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-1999282226976372742009-11-20T19:07:00.001+01:002009-11-20T19:07:00.221+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Vale que busquen portadas impactantes y provocadoras, pero, co*o, a los de Wildstorm se les ha ido la mano y se han pasado tres pueblos...<br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwXHqLVmg2I/AAAAAAAAKMw/hd6pO4quaJY/s1600/axkxnm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwXHqLVmg2I/AAAAAAAAKMw/hd6pO4quaJY/s400/axkxnm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405946455139976034" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">¿Pues no han metido los muy degenerados un tío <span style="font-weight: bold;">fumando</span>?<br /><br />(Y por cierto, ya podríamos ir matando el tema zombi, que me parece que estamos lebañando ya el fondo del barril...)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-199928222697637274?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-77842049272021333852009-11-20T08:02:00.000+01:002009-11-20T08:02:00.484+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">A veces, un héroe puede ser vencido. Incluso humillado.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92_4aBbI/AAAAAAAAKMY/doupfpCs6N8/s1600/InfinityInc-Special1-11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92_4aBbI/AAAAAAAAKMY/doupfpCs6N8/s400/InfinityInc-Special1-11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405513467821688242" border="0" /></a><br />Pero, si es un héroe de verdad...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92gF5vFI/AAAAAAAAKMQ/vNQ9Dj2SJwM/s1600/InfinityInc-Special1-11b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92gF5vFI/AAAAAAAAKMQ/vNQ9Dj2SJwM/s400/InfinityInc-Special1-11b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405513459288357970" border="0" /></a><br />...nunca dejará de pelear.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92atrh_I/AAAAAAAAKMI/LRbT3RsUqUY/s1600/InfinityInc-Special1-11c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 318px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwQ92atrh_I/AAAAAAAAKMI/LRbT3RsUqUY/s400/InfinityInc-Special1-11c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405513457844586482" border="0" /></a><br />Nunca, ¿eh?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-7784204927202133385?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-14237566693452360142009-11-19T20:19:00.000+01:002009-11-19T20:19:00.047+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¡Rachel!<br /><br />¡Eh, Rachel!<br /><br />¿No sabrás tú donde guardamos la Couldina, verdad?<br /><br />¿Rachel?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwUcKeke49I/AAAAAAAAKMo/Eo02O-Tm-_4/s1600/rachel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 177px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwUcKeke49I/AAAAAAAAKMo/Eo02O-Tm-_4/s400/rachel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405757894058501074" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Es igual... ya me tomo un Frenadol si eso...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[El profesor Gollipoldo está pachuchito]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-1423756669345236014?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-41292486940677732592009-11-19T08:03:00.001+01:002009-11-19T08:03:00.089+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Muchos terrestres me preguntan qué tenemos los alienígenas con la Tierra, que por qué tienen que soportar cada dos por tres que las más variopintas razas estelares se planten aquí las más de las veces con la saludable -para ellos- intención de esclavizar, someter y/o subyugar a la raza humana.<br /><br />Creo que la respuesta puede tener que ver con la clase de trato que reciben habitualmente los aliens en este planeta. Veréis, os contaré lo que le pasó a un amigo mío que oyó hablar de la Tierra y decidió venir a echar un vistazo. Como la mayoría de las razas avanzadas, utilizó la Teleportación Cuántica para venirse. Un método limpio, rápido y ecológico.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSVx7EvI/AAAAAAAAKKs/yHi8hG_wp6A/s1600-h/fis12-02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSVx7EvI/AAAAAAAAKKs/yHi8hG_wp6A/s400/fis12-02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404044990021833458" border="0" /></a><br />Pero, eso sí, con un pequeño inconveniente: la momentánea sensación de mareo y desorientación que le deja al viajero. Sensación que, y me sabe mal decir esto, suele ser aprovechada ipso-facto por los lugareños...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSNzICVI/AAAAAAAAKKk/dG3iUecuFxg/s1600-h/fis12-02b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 383px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSNzICVI/AAAAAAAAKKk/dG3iUecuFxg/s400/fis12-02b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404044987879393618" border="0" /></a><br />...con erótico resultado.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSJvKPRI/AAAAAAAAKKc/91tn0qgRoF4/s1600-h/fis12-02c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 388px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8GSJvKPRI/AAAAAAAAKKc/91tn0qgRoF4/s400/fis12-02c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404044986789018898" border="0" /></a><br />Así que ya sabeis por qué vienen por aquí tantos aliens, terrícolas. Vienen a... a vengarse, eso es.<br /><br />A vengarse.<br /><br />(Y conste que lo del Doctor Erdel fue un accidente, ¿vale?)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-4129248694067773259?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-1737667981297576202009-11-18T19:52:00.002+01:002009-11-18T21:01:00.718+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Caso de mantener cualquier tipo de contacto alienígena, los miembros de la Flota Estelar se someterán, sin excepción y a la mayor brevedad, a una sesión de Steri-Rayos.<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />(Precaución: los Steri-Rayos, además de aniquilar cualquier tipo de microorganismo alienígena...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwGL3iPhyYI/AAAAAAAAKLw/E82_Xp61u2g/s1600/treksteri-rays.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 380px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwGL3iPhyYI/AAAAAAAAKLw/E82_Xp61u2g/s400/treksteri-rays.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404754814022306178" border="0" /></a><br />...también te meten el ritmo en el cuerpo...)<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[El <a href="http://elblogdelmelgares.blogspot.com/">Melgares </a>lo vió tal que <a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2009/11/killing-bacteria-can-be-fun-link.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+SuperPunch+%28Super+Punch%29">aquí</a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: center;">-------------<br /></div><br />Extra Ball:<br /><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> Me comunican que <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Andergraün</span>, el proceloso fanzine del cual tuve hace poco el honor de perpetrar el prólogo o introito, está nominado a mejor fanzine en el Expocomic. Vótenlo <a href="http://www.expocomic.com/contenidos/expocomic2009/expocomic2009_premios.htm">aquí</a>, si saben lo que les conviene. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-173766798129757620?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-83458220945413042242009-11-18T08:19:00.001+01:002009-11-18T08:19:00.299+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Ya lo explicamos<a href="http://jotacedt.blogspot.com/2009/05/seguro-que-tu-tambien-lo-sospechabas.html"> una vez</a>, caballero, pero con mucho gusto se lo volvemos a explicar las veces que hagan falta. La fuerza de la gravedad, con todo su poderío, por alguna razón que se nos escapa...<br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8DYyQlgbI/AAAAAAAAKKM/HG0lAW0x1do/s1600-h/Batman+Chronicles+%2319+pg21b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8DYyQlgbI/AAAAAAAAKKM/HG0lAW0x1do/s400/Batman+Chronicles+%2319+pg21b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404041802210967986" border="0" /></a><br />...no se aplica a los, ejem, pechos de la Cazadora.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i36.tinypic.com/jgldud.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 633px;" src="http://i36.tinypic.com/jgldud.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Así pues, caballero, puede retirarse, ya que podrá darse cuenta de que no hace usted la más mínima falta.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8FRu0K0JI/AAAAAAAAKKU/anRfWW905fA/s1600-h/Birds+of+Prey+68+%2816%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 369px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8FRu0K0JI/AAAAAAAAKKU/anRfWW905fA/s400/Birds+of+Prey+68+%2816%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404043880050643090" border="0" /></a><br />No, no se disculpe, por dios. Si yo hubiese hecho lo mismo...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-8345822094541304224?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-37379291132414593102009-11-17T20:15:00.000+01:002009-11-17T20:15:00.068+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Señores del jurado... les pido que observen, por favor, la portada de este Action Comics, etiquetada como Prueba número uno. Y, en concreto, la cara de la chica en primer plano. Fíjense bien en ella.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF6ZApWiKI/AAAAAAAAKLg/BCStj2tl2qQ/s1600/original.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF6ZApWiKI/AAAAAAAAKLg/BCStj2tl2qQ/s400/original.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404735597910067362" border="0" /></a><br /><br />¿La han visto bien? Yo digo que no es una cara para poner en una portada. No en una portada de una revista juvenil. No en una portada de una revista que podría -teóricamente, claro- comprar un niño, si los niños todavía comprasen comics.<br /><br />Pido la libertad sin cargos para mi cliente, señoras y señores del jurado, sobre la base de que esa cara estaba pidiendo a gritos, ¡a gritos, señores del jurado!, un retoque con el Photoshop.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF6ZCkftMI/AAAAAAAAKLo/o7CoZFg0gQ4/s1600/alternativo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 339px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF6ZCkftMI/AAAAAAAAKLo/o7CoZFg0gQ4/s400/alternativo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404735598426567874" border="0" /></a><br />Señor fiscal, su turno.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[No te preocupes, Gonzpk, te sacaremos de ésta]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-3737929113241459310?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-38397551771344017232009-11-17T08:06:00.001+01:002009-11-17T08:06:00.360+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">En declaraciones espontáneas y no solicitadas a la Agencia Efe, el conocido bloguero especializado en comic JotaceDT -que pidió se respetase su anonimato- expresó el "<span style="font-style: italic;">profundo malestar</span>" que reina a su juicio en la blogosfera entera ante la avalancha de sitios web que postean noticias inventadas como si fuesen de verdad con ánimo humorístico.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwGTK03LLcI/AAAAAAAAKL4/kr7LvXHrB8k/s1600/atm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 392px; height: 212px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwGTK03LLcI/AAAAAAAAKL4/kr7LvXHrB8k/s400/atm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404762842019343810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Basta ya de noticias inventadas como si fuesen de verdad con ánimo humorístico, hombre.</span><br /></div><br /><br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">Es que no hay derecho, hombre. Una noticia inventada redactada como si fuese de verdad con ánimo humorístico de tanto en tanto siempre te salvaba ese día tonto, que no sabes qué postear y éramos muchos los blogs que las utilizábamos con gran éxito de público y crítica. Pero ahora, claro, como hay sitios que se basan en eso y postean varias noticias inventadas redactadas como si fuesen de verdad con ánimo humorístico cada día, pues lo que consiguen es desgastar el género. Oigame bien lo que le digo, pollo: llegará un día en que ya nadie se ría cuando lea una noticia inventada redactada como si fuese de verdad con ánimo humorístico</span>", afirmó cariacontecido y circunspecto el bloguero.<br /><br />Finalmente, el bloguero, ya enfurruñado por completo, añadió: "<span style="font-style: italic;">Y encima, ahora cuando haces una </span><span style="font-style: italic;">noticia inventada redactada como si fuese de verdad con ánimo humorístico, </span><span style="font-style: italic;">siempre sale el listo que te dice que te has copiado del <a href="http://www.elgarrofer.com/">Garrofer</a> o <a href="http://www.elmundotoday.com/">El Mundo Today</a>. ¡Si es que no hay derecho!</span>"<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-3839755177134401723?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-70159978112543762692009-11-16T19:52:00.002+01:002009-11-16T20:41:31.630+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">En muchas ocasiones, me veo obligado a traducir textos del inglés para que se vea la gracia del chiste.<br /><br />En este caso, la elocuencia del lenguaje gestual...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF1wpGoOzI/AAAAAAAAKLY/GikjmRgvSsU/s1600/banana+invisible.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 335px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SwF1wpGoOzI/AAAAAAAAKLY/GikjmRgvSsU/s400/banana+invisible.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404730506349132594" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Tony Stark. Por sus obras le conoceréis.</span><br /></div><br />...habla por sí sola.<br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[<a href="http://www.elmorsa.pe/">Roberto Bustamante</a>, ésta es de traca]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-7015997811254376269?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-2265483373493396002009-11-16T08:07:00.001+01:002009-11-16T08:07:00.298+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¡Riiiing! ¡Riiiiing!<br /><br />- Doctor Sugrañes al habla, dígame.<br /><br /></div>- ¡Doctor, doctor, se me ha inflamado un pezón!<br /><br />- Ajá... ¿Muy inflamado?<br /><br />- Pues... bastante, sí...<br /><br />- Bueno, si el dolor no es muy intenso, yo no me preocuparía. Procure que no le roce con nada, lleve ropa suelta y...<br /><br />- ¿Que no me preocupe? ¿Que no me preocupe? Pero, doctor...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8HXvKYDmI/AAAAAAAAKK0/chzIDMMZZ6A/s1600-h/week15-1995-Adv_Of_Supes-522-16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 369px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv8HXvKYDmI/AAAAAAAAKK0/chzIDMMZZ6A/s400/week15-1995-Adv_Of_Supes-522-16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404046182246256226" border="0" /></a><br /><br />- ¡Es que le están saliendo deditos!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-226548337349339600?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-5780998966569960952009-11-15T09:54:00.000+01:002009-11-15T09:54:00.348+01:00Nos días nos dé H'ronmeer...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv79HmrA7AI/AAAAAAAAKJ0/pDcinxgXcTI/s1600-h/jeroglifico_161.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 337px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv79HmrA7AI/AAAAAAAAKJ0/pDcinxgXcTI/s400/jeroglifico_161.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5404034909973048322" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Créelo o no</span><br /></div><br />Hala, al lío...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-578099896656996095?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-9646763851038601352009-11-14T10:51:00.000+01:002009-11-14T10:51:00.137+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6zJkJeI/AAAAAAAAKJs/MG38yh5y2fU/s1600-h/2dch8h2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6zJkJeI/AAAAAAAAKJs/MG38yh5y2fU/s400/2dch8h2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879658844595682" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6qaylTI/AAAAAAAAKJk/HJ2OJ1A0Ufw/s1600-h/1866_4_0167.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6qaylTI/AAAAAAAAKJk/HJ2OJ1A0Ufw/s400/1866_4_0167.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879656500925746" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6QWqPJI/AAAAAAAAKJc/OUvYM_IyA-Y/s1600-h/4002_4_04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5v6QWqPJI/AAAAAAAAKJc/OUvYM_IyA-Y/s400/4002_4_04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879649504279698" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyyaOMEI/AAAAAAAAKJU/VlPy6s31wbA/s1600-h/5113_4_009.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyyaOMEI/AAAAAAAAKJU/VlPy6s31wbA/s400/5113_4_009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879521207070786" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vy8IsoPI/AAAAAAAAKJM/oipvckDJ6yw/s1600-h/11380_4_014.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vy8IsoPI/AAAAAAAAKJM/oipvckDJ6yw/s400/11380_4_014.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879523817922802" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyizEsXI/AAAAAAAAKJE/W-i7rbM2XOU/s1600-h/18615_4_004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyizEsXI/AAAAAAAAKJE/W-i7rbM2XOU/s400/18615_4_004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879517016338802" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyVsWetI/AAAAAAAAKI8/SFL-UAH6ddY/s1600-h/Chip+N+Dale+Rescue+Rangers+%239.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyVsWetI/AAAAAAAAKI8/SFL-UAH6ddY/s400/Chip+N+Dale+Rescue+Rangers+%239.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879513498483410" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyGphoJI/AAAAAAAAKI0/s2Uj0I4XxSE/s1600-h/Sin+t%C3%ADtulo-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sv5vyGphoJI/AAAAAAAAKI0/s2Uj0I4XxSE/s400/Sin+t%C3%ADtulo-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403879509460099218" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-964676385103860135?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-1602516685605622802009-11-13T19:10:00.000+01:002009-11-13T19:10:00.523+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">¿Sabes ese típico, molesto, inoportuno y apremiante apretón?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvyCH8xu34I/AAAAAAAAKIk/aZNv15UK5s0/s1600-h/Flash62p04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 164px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvyCH8xu34I/AAAAAAAAKIk/aZNv15UK5s0/s400/Flash62p04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403336726023167874" border="0" /></a><br />Pues para Flash no es problema.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-160251668560562280?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-10041367858865067732009-11-13T07:57:00.000+01:002009-11-13T07:57:00.333+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Trata de pensar en algo que contenga los siguientes elementos:<br /><br />- Pantalones naranja a rayas<br /><br />- Chaleco vaquero con flecos<br /><br />- Foulard rojo<br /><br />- Camisa verde estampada<br /><br />- Anillacos y bisutería variada.<br /><br />¿Agatha Ruiz de la Prada? ¿El payaso -alegre- de Micolor? ¿La duquesa de Alba? Bien pensado, pero no.<br /><br />No.<br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvyEMw8D-fI/AAAAAAAAKIs/MsNaPcC3nHM/s1600-h/Fantastic+Four+164-04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvyEMw8D-fI/AAAAAAAAKIs/MsNaPcC3nHM/s400/Fantastic+Four+164-04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5403339007767869938" border="0" /></a><br />Johnny Storm, que tiene una cita.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-1004136785886506773?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-31728753135142394182009-11-12T20:03:00.000+01:002009-11-12T20:03:00.199+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Durante mucho tiempo, se ha discutido acerca de quien es, en realidad, el hombre más rápido del mundo: Flash o Superman. Quizás la cuestión a vosotros os parezca baladí, una cosa de esas de frikis... pero creedme...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Svbl0ZCzjZI/AAAAAAAAKIM/Otz-uBCaSCM/s1600-h/Gollipoldo_Clarkkent-flash.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 283px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Svbl0ZCzjZI/AAAAAAAAKIM/Otz-uBCaSCM/s400/Gollipoldo_Clarkkent-flash.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401757491316100498" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"¿Por qué me has traído a esta estación abandonada?"</span> <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Espera un minuto y verás"</span> </div><br />Tiene su importancia.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[Profesor Gollipoldo, corra usted también!]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-3172875313514239418?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-82412683142699459812009-11-12T07:54:00.000+01:002009-11-12T07:54:00.140+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">La que tiene Poison Ivy. Poison, maja, enséñale la laringe a estos señores...<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Su29k6IdtkI/AAAAAAAAKDo/R34LnmzYxTM/s1600-h/Gotham+City+Sirens+%235+003-04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Su29k6IdtkI/AAAAAAAAKDo/R34LnmzYxTM/s400/Gotham+City+Sirens+%235+003-04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399179970064791106" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Créeme, odio hacer esto...</span> </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">¿Que lo odias? ¿Por qué? Si es una laringe muy boni...<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i36.tinypic.com/2wh1o3c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 1022px;" src="http://i36.tinypic.com/2wh1o3c.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Su29kpVa-WI/AAAAAAAAKDY/eyg8vN13FrE/s1600-h/Gotham+City+Sirens+%235+005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 387px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Su29kpVa-WI/AAAAAAAAKDY/eyg8vN13FrE/s400/Gotham+City+Sirens+%235+005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399179965555734882" border="0" /></a><br />Vale, vale, ya lo pillo...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[<a href="http://www.heartwarestudio.com/">Rafa</a> y <a href="http://guillemmarch.blogspot.com/">Guillem</a>, cuanta razón tenías]</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-8241268314269945981?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-54501962959845810582009-11-11T20:05:00.000+01:002009-11-11T20:05:00.282+01:00Enorme p**** lila...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbxOp6AhZI/AAAAAAAAKIU/VKwsiOSXgvs/s1600-h/ESUNAANIMACIONJAPONESA.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbxOp6AhZI/AAAAAAAAKIU/VKwsiOSXgvs/s400/ESUNAANIMACIONJAPONESA.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401770037147108754" border="0" /></a><br />...<span style="font-style: italic;">rise</span>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[Skadi ve Blackest Nights por todas partes]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-5450196295984581058?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-68322122883560015152009-11-11T08:07:00.001+01:002009-11-11T18:18:00.269+01:00¡Mirad!<br /><br />¡Mirad todos!<br /><br />¡Allá, en el cielo!<br /><br />¿Es un... pájaro?<br /><br />¿Es un avión?<br /><br />¡No!<br /><br />¡Es...!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Svbcnogw-JI/AAAAAAAAKHk/5LvBMfm4K-w/s1600-h/SuicideSquad37p21.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Svbcnogw-JI/AAAAAAAAKHk/5LvBMfm4K-w/s400/SuicideSquad37p21.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401747376525342866" border="0" /></a><br />¿...el Baticóptero?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-6832212288356001515?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-60098441787721383932009-11-10T20:03:00.000+01:002009-11-10T20:03:00.417+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">...va el tío, resucita y te da un último susto antes de desaparecer definitivamente:<br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvkxnpcYwPI/AAAAAAAAKIc/Hnxd6zfF0ls/s1600-h/JC-5-aniversario.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvkxnpcYwPI/AAAAAAAAKIc/Hnxd6zfF0ls/s400/JC-5-aniversario.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402403785217196274" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[Los taquiones son fuertes en <a href="http://monstruosfelices.es/">Alfredo</a> y<br /> <a href="http://runninmen.blogspot.com/">Fedde</a>, <a href="http://www.legiondelespacio.com/">Legionarios espaciales</a>]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-6009844178772138393?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-17393411039552958032009-11-10T08:06:00.000+01:002009-11-10T08:06:00.351+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;">Si es que ya está bien, hombre. Harto estoy de pasar el mocho por el blog, que parezco el Vengador Tóxico. Y no lo pases, que luego se seca y... hala, mira, ahí viene otro...<br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbdKVt-XYI/AAAAAAAAKH0/1489x6qSF9c/s1600-h/FantasticFour_v1_315_p10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbdKVt-XYI/AAAAAAAAKH0/1489x6qSF9c/s400/FantasticFour_v1_315_p10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401747972775894402" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"Esa criatura reacciona...<br />como si escuchase mis pensamientos!"</span> </div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">¿Como si escuchase tus pensamientos? ¿Como si leyese tu mente? Pues, Pandemonium, majo... ¡Deja de pensar en ESAS COSAS mientras estés en este blog! ¿Me oyes?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbdKLVwV-I/AAAAAAAAKHs/gc0zZhvGaQ8/s1600-h/FantasticFour_v1_315_p10b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 175px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvbdKLVwV-I/AAAAAAAAKHs/gc0zZhvGaQ8/s400/FantasticFour_v1_315_p10b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401747969989957602" border="0" /></a><br />Halaaaaa... ¿que no ves que está recién fregado, hombreporfavor?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-1739341103955295803?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-39308065581898293112009-11-09T20:12:00.001+01:002009-11-09T20:56:32.853+01:00Vale, el post anterior contenía un poco de fantasía por mi parte... pero este...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva08ij5MjI/AAAAAAAAKHM/5h2YzfPB5ZI/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03018b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva08ij5MjI/AAAAAAAAKHM/5h2YzfPB5ZI/s400/Batman+TWG+03018b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703755239993906" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">¿Quién es DeeDee?<br /><br /></span> <a style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0meBmyeI/AAAAAAAAKHE/7lrDdiKsyjE/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03019.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 390px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0meBmyeI/AAAAAAAAKHE/7lrDdiKsyjE/s400/Batman+TWG+03019.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703376065317346" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Yo soy DeeDee. Es como me llama mi pareja.<br /><br /></span> <a style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0mMz2cAI/AAAAAAAAKG8/0zbvPBA8cqk/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03019b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0mMz2cAI/AAAAAAAAKG8/0zbvPBA8cqk/s400/Batman+TWG+03019b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703371444219906" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">¿Robin te llama DeeDee?</span> </div><br /><br />Este es tal cual sin trampa ni cartón.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-3930806558189829311?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-84950019266897414892009-11-09T07:59:00.000+01:002009-11-09T07:59:00.482+01:00- Ey, Arthur, ¿qué haces por aquí?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva08v2WCDI/AAAAAAAAKHU/LiBktLglFz8/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03018.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva08v2WCDI/AAAAAAAAKHU/LiBktLglFz8/s400/Batman+TWG+03018.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703758807042098" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">- ¿Yo? ¿Y qué haces tú por aquí?</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">- Pues nada, aquí, haciendo un bañito... por cierto, Arthur...<br /><br />- Sí, sí, ya sé, no es que me alegre de verte, es que llevo una bestia marina entre las piernas...<br /><br />- Jejeje. Escucha, Arthur... ¿Sabes que dicen que Batman se ha echado una novia?<br /></div></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0l9D1H9I/AAAAAAAAKG0/QPuGmUzfDwI/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03020.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 356px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0l9D1H9I/AAAAAAAAKG0/QPuGmUzfDwI/s400/Batman+TWG+03020.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703367216275410" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">- ¿Una... novia?</span><br /></div><br />- Te lo juro por H'ronmeer.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0ltFm8lI/AAAAAAAAKGs/29qhu1g1Q5Q/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03020b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 370px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0ltFm8lI/AAAAAAAAKGs/29qhu1g1Q5Q/s400/Batman+TWG+03020b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703362928767570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">- ¿En serio?</span><br /></div><br />- Que si, lo que oyes.<br /><br />- Pues qué raro...<br /><br />- Ya te digo...<br /><br />- Sobre todo, porque no me cuadra...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0loH_dpI/AAAAAAAAKGk/oTTU9JpgYnA/s1600-h/Batman+TWG+03020c.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 329px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/Sva0loH_dpI/AAAAAAAAKGk/oTTU9JpgYnA/s400/Batman+TWG+03020c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401703361596585618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">¡Adió-os, Arthur!</span><br /></div><br />- ...con la última vez que ví a Bruce...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">[Ziggy señaló la pieza]<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-8495001926689741489?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-47884027552169880062009-11-08T10:31:00.003+01:002009-11-08T10:40:53.639+01:00Nos días...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvaQUB1l_oI/AAAAAAAAKGc/ZvDDAmpb74w/s1600-h/jeroglifico_160.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvaQUB1l_oI/AAAAAAAAKGc/ZvDDAmpb74w/s400/jeroglifico_160.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401663476842495618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Y me dijo, "con esta moto subo pendientes del 100%",<br />y yo le dije...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-4788402755216988006?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8886449.post-39971633395640386662009-11-07T10:41:00.004+01:002009-11-07T10:50:48.301+01:00No, qué va. Pero si algunos de mis mejores amigos son auténticos payasos. Pero...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBWLWJPLI/AAAAAAAAKGU/5NCJyJ_SIck/s1600-h/4405_4_3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBWLWJPLI/AAAAAAAAKGU/5NCJyJ_SIck/s400/4405_4_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401295177359375538" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBWEAeFtI/AAAAAAAAKGM/7baVotkiSYw/s1600-h/2757_4_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBWEAeFtI/AAAAAAAAKGM/7baVotkiSYw/s400/2757_4_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401295175389419218" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVzaKtsI/AAAAAAAAKGE/Tex8FyHD5_k/s1600-h/2728_4_15.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVzaKtsI/AAAAAAAAKGE/Tex8FyHD5_k/s400/2728_4_15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401295170933798594" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVnm52II/AAAAAAAAKF8/fc6IC95TwdA/s1600-h/1979_4_107.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVnm52II/AAAAAAAAKF8/fc6IC95TwdA/s400/1979_4_107.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401295167765993602" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVtM0exI/AAAAAAAAKF0/MxdWcxnruIo/s1600-h/1428_4_270.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBVtM0exI/AAAAAAAAKF0/MxdWcxnruIo/s400/1428_4_270.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401295169267202834" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBE0x0vMI/AAAAAAAAKFs/avcj70pI-fE/s1600-h/1296_4_126.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBE0x0vMI/AAAAAAAAKFs/avcj70pI-fE/s400/1296_4_126.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401294879243680962" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEr1PM5I/AAAAAAAAKFk/l6QlrUsZz9w/s1600-h/141_4_0000103.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEr1PM5I/AAAAAAAAKFk/l6QlrUsZz9w/s400/141_4_0000103.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401294876842079122" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEusTAaI/AAAAAAAAKFc/VVY6VkhnUF0/s1600-h/87_4_0531.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEusTAaI/AAAAAAAAKFc/VVY6VkhnUF0/s400/87_4_0531.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401294877609886114" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEQyssQI/AAAAAAAAKFU/aqzGWasabWI/s1600-h/30+Days+Of+Night+-+Bloodsucker+Tales+%231.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBEQyssQI/AAAAAAAAKFU/aqzGWasabWI/s400/30+Days+Of+Night+-+Bloodsucker+Tales+%231.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401294869583671554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBECLq6KI/AAAAAAAAKFM/UQOho1LTmhA/s1600-h/2964186748_94c94b9276_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T4lPIVuRD3o/SvVBECLq6KI/AAAAAAAAKFM/UQOho1LTmhA/s400/2964186748_94c94b9276_o.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401294865661880482" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">...pero maldita sea la gracia que me hacéis... ¡Yo os maldigo! ¡Os maldigo a todos! ¿Me oís? ¡A TODOS!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8886449-3997163339564038666?l=jotacedt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jotace_DThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04514549159880035861noreply@blogger.com1