Joe

lol

2005-04-22T03:45:00.000-07:00

thiS place seems like a haven for me. a tell-all haven tht is. haha.. but recently i've had ntn to tell until ytD. work work work.. frenS went overseas together, do ntn.. but of cos there are some gd pntS to draw frm. got to noe new ppl and they are all so nice! colleagues like ben, san poR. den frm san por got to noE jesS. ytD was hell of a day for mE. the nite ended quite early but i was satisfied. drank and got drunk. got a big huG frm nurul(her first leh.. so honoured. haahaa..). i was said to be slping soundly whilE zhenyi created havoc outside. hahaha... and i really mean HAVOC. eat tree leaves and firecrackers. and well, romancing. all i've got to say is his opposite number is, err, really opposite of him. hahaha.. woke up thiS morning wif a real bad hangover. vomitted like hell.but i was happy. hahaha... i guess im sick la. and for the rest of thiS week i've no work!! yay! bosS scolded me. sian. hahaha.. lol.. i tink to be content is somethin everyone muz cultivate.. content..

its been a long time

2005-03-30T00:28:00.000-08:00

thiS place is like an outlet for me. it takes every single of my whining, outbursts, anger wif a pinch of salt. makes me feel so much better. its like an imaginary companion.. and now, its gonna hear more of these nonsense... im feeling loW. really low.. im giving up on her.. its the third gerl im giving up on after my last relationship.. it sucks...

how to be happier?

2005-03-19T01:04:00.000-08:00

read my blogs entries one after another and u woulD feel dat im a rather moody persoN. well, i wouldn't disagree. today, im happy. its difficult to explain. words juZ arent the right tools to use to Xplain. my bRos woulD noe. so for noW, everybody! come on noW! do it after mE! wave ur hands in the air! whoOhoO! *siaO* nitEz ppl! nitEz manda...

here'S my resultS!

2005-03-01T19:14:00.000-08:00

wah! like match the 4D noS lidat! but believe me im not sad, neither am i happie abt iT of coz. but quite happiE, seen my mEimeiS and all my classmateS today. took picS with whoeva i saw. haha! so much fun! miss those days. wasted i din take the initiative to make more freNS. nvm, there will come onE day when i can get to noe them all better. so, here it goes!

Maths: 8
Combined Humans: 7 (sori ah, but testis reminded me i din pass my Humanities. argh. )
Science: 8
Chinese: 4
Eng:1

Ng HL see liao aso say: "I duno whether to be happie for u or sad la. onE word 'wasted'"

come to tink of it, i agree la. but its ok.
route to choose: priv O for my Eights, ITE, or commit suicide. haha!

anyway i went to 3 polys today: Ngee Ann, Republic, and Nanyang.

Ngee Ann: err.. i tink u better look arnd for any courses available. the chances are slim but u can try. but remember at the same tiMe, apply for ITE. u might wanna retake O's as a private candidate.

Republic: sure sure! these are the courses available! get a Q number and u can apply for the courses onliNE using the laptops.

Nanyang: I tink u cant make it. the onli way is Direct Admission......... dun hesitate to apply for ITE too. (But i dowan to go there leh.)

haha... wad a joke la. those poly dun haf wad i finally decided dat i like: Sports-Related Management. ok la.. time to go play bbalL!

great....

2005-02-26T20:23:00.000-08:00

hoW nice! got thrown outta Ikea by my boSs. heh. thiNgs jUZ gets better all the timE. im lovin it. juZ bcoz i haf a few lines on my head and he cant bcoz he has irreversible reciding hairline, he tinks i shuldnt haf anyhoW get patternS on my head. fool. damn. maybe i shuld take a look at myself. iziT dat bad? hmmm.. nahZ.. quite stylO wad.. argh. cant be bothered. tml going to work again. will be seeing his face. damn. i shall go slp it off. or wadeva there is which is near wad i said. argh.

something better go my way soon....

2005-02-24T09:12:00.000-08:00

after such a day wif miXed emotioNS, i cant heLp buT feel so weird....

11AM: its time to send my ah ma on her last jouRney... the atmosphere was rather relAxeD.. everyonE seem to accept the fact dat she'S gonE... UNTIL the riteS started.. mY moM'S eyES were getting moist, my auNt was sobbinG so louDly, my elDest aunT was weepIng...

1PM: everyoNe settlEd doWn, wif my aunt still sobBIng. couLD understand why she waS so emotiOnal; she was the oNE my granDma dotEd on the most when thEy were YouNG. tinKIn back, i couLD onli try to hoLD bacK my teARs.. thE wAlk staRTS, and it seemEd it eNdeD too fASt.. and before we boarded tHE buS, i realiseD there was a motorcade folLOWiNg behinD... tHE mooD oN the buS was soLemn and quiet. everYoNE seemed so sAd. i couLD understand wHy too...

2pm: reached the crematoriuM. everything seemed so peacefuL. felt liKe she wouLD feel better bEing there. tHE lasT ritEs arE bEing doNE..

2:30PM: everyoNe was askEd to proceed to a smAller hall, where everyOnE can witness thE crematiOn. whEn we reacHEd tHEre, mY aunt started wailIng. thIS timE rouND, i diN say anytHIn. i den tolD my mUm: "DUN YOU CRY AH..." counter-effective, she started weepiNg. lookEd arND and i saw my eldest aUnt, my aunt-in-law and my cuZs sobbiNG. i couLD onli consolE them. teArS were threateniNg to roll doWn my cheekS, bUT i hEld them back anyway. There must be someone calm to help out. coffin was den prepared to be cremated. wad my aunt said really had an effect on me;

"Mother... I lost my father already... nOW u are gonE... ah ma.. dun go iN... no... dun buRn her... noooo..."

it really played on my miND for a loNg time. tHE climAX was when my grandma was sent into tHE raging fires. mY mum was so distraught she couLDnt stand properly. my aunt had to be helpEd. suppressing my emotioNS was so difficuLT. i hate it, but i had to....

rEsted at hM foR awhiLe b4 i decided i shuLD let oUT somE stress. met frnS buT no opponents to play against. went toh guaN, played, and lost. ntn gD goes my way nowadayS. noW i juZ feel like im a cloWn. luffinG n lUFFing. i nv, in my life, said before that life suX, and i dun like to say it. bUt im beginning to fel dat way....

everything has flip side

2005-02-24T08:41:00.000-08:00

she left.....

2005-02-21T01:45:00.000-08:00

1:30am. was chatting wif my best budS when a white figure flashed past my rooM. my hair stood on its end and i had a feeling dat it was an ominous sign...

5:10am. mom was rushing and was making a whole lot of noise in the house. woke up and saw her standing outside my rooM. "Grandma's in critical condition, i've gotta go there now. go slp."

6:20am. cuZ called, and with an almost monotonous tonE, she said: "come here noW."
"why? wad happened??"
"grandma's not gonna make it..." she was sobbing terriblY by thEn...
i was at a loss. i din noE wad was happening. i came to realise i wun be able to see her anymore. i got ready in record time and went for the first cab which came my way.

7:05. cuz called again.. and she told me somethin which i most dreaded.. "Granny'S gone...."
the movements on the outside of the cab couldnt be faster.....

7:40am. i din noE how to present myself to the others.. i din wanna let them worry abT me.. headed straight to the ward.. her bed was enclosed by thE curtainS.. went rouND it... there she was.. lying there peacefully.. her facial expressionS had no signs of wad happened during the final minS of her life.. she looked so peaceful.. so serene... her face was slightly bloated.. her lipS were so pale.. buT she was so beautiful.. my most beloved grandmA.. she was the onLi grandma i had.. yet i din even get to see her for the last timE... she din even wait for mE.. she din even wait till i coulD make it in life so as to provide for her... i oNli saw her for 15 minS the last timE.. i coulDnt even do somethin to shoW my love for her...

women sucKS.. outta 3 of the most impT women in my life, two left me for gD.. i miss u grandma...

Ikea's greaT!

2005-02-16T13:14:00.000-08:00

by the timE u read thiS, my satanic star and my Adidas stripes on my head muZ have been gonE. it got interesting comments frm ppl too. haha! lets start frm the last update... starting frm the 10th, i juZ slacked and enjoyed my life. had fun going out wif my B.O.B, caught I Do I Do, played some Billiards and Pool... until Valentine'S came and spoil my day. so sian. i realised even if u do not spend ur ValentinE's wif ur loved onE, as long as u haf them in ur hearts, it doesnt matter. so three losers, Me, Ashok and Lao Su, sat at JE McDonald's and wasted our time. everywhere couples were holding bouquets, teddy bears, and stuff. went hM and slpt...

15th Feb:
Life at Ikea startS! cant be a cashier jUZ yet coz i dun even noE wads happening! but the ppl are really friendly and really clicked wif them. such a small world, my primary sch fren is there too! ha! i was assigned to Cindy, a 50+ yr old lady who was supposed to help me learn the ropEs. so i started learning how to be a packer first. packing was rather easy(No wonder lower pay!). cashing was slightly more challenging. so many buttons to rmB, and so many procederes. but nonetheless, its much more fun! but a few interesting moments there... 1.A mid age man came to my counter and remarked:
"David Beckham muz learn somethin abt hairstylEs frm U!" i din noe wad to say, and juz luffed! 2.Another mid-age man came to my counter, looked at my hair, and said:
"wah, how much izit lidat?"
"juz a cheap 9 bucks.." i replied.
"oh! Ikea prices!"
3.A third mid-age man came by and said:
"That muz haf cost a bomb! where did u do it?"
"Errr.. somewhere in Jurong East..."
"How much izit?"
"9 bucks"
"hmmm.. malay barber ah?"
"no la, its done by some sort of a friend la.."
"whoa, u got urself a great deal den?"
even the security din give chance...
"waH! u nv listen to ur mum izit!!"
"??????"
"aiYO~, surely nv listen to ur mum ah! den she scratched u rite!!!"
"errrr.. heh heh..."
lol... although i dun understand wad the hoola is abt my hair, i still accept it wif reasonable understanding, despite the security indirectly refering to my mum as Catwoman. haha! den when i got back to the staff room for a little rest, the staff din give chance aso...
"wah! how to make!"
*i din noe she was pointing at me and looked at where she was pointing*
"YOU LA!!"
"oRh mE!! err.. free hand oNE la!"
"wah! beri equal leh! i tink i aso wan go make! many stars!!"
-_-!! "i tink its time for me to go work!"
had a great time doing cashing towards the end of the day... learnt rather easily as there werent long Qs. luckY! slashed and slashed and slashed those Visas, Mastercards and Nets Cards! but standing the whole day there is rather tiring though. but i learnt endless stuff! thiS sat is gd, im not working! my frenS can come my hse liao! whooHoO!

I've got a new Equation... Celebrations = Drunkards

2005-02-09T17:00:00.000-08:00

im typinG now wif a hangover so bad dat i duno wad to blOG... but nvtheless i will still say wad i did the past few days! went to Ikea(my mom'S fav hangouT!!) for an interview and successfully got the joB! will be starting on the 15th wiF alwiN! slightly sad bcoz it means leaving Value Shop.. but dat aso means i will put behinD times where i have dinner alonE~~... where i have to stress abt hoW to place stufF.. maN~.. takes timE to leaRN! buT the ppL there have been real nice to mE.. heh! looking fwd to working in Ikea! and my pRi sch best freN workS there!! ha!

last nite was a blAST!!! DMAO(Drank My Ass Off)! the last time i drank so much was New Year's.. celebrationS = drunkards. im onE of them, thX veri muCH! met up wif juNminG, his dad and freNs, alvin, desheng and vic at Jurong West 494. tHEy already started drinking buT thEy din start too lonG ago. lookiN at those carlSbergS on thE tablE made mE drooL. haha! shoOk Jm's dad'S hands and hiS dad's fren's hands and started my "voyage". thEy talked and talked whilE i drank and drank. at onE poiNT shEng was asking me why i drink likE water lidat. lol... den ston came, den junkAi & issAc came. forced kai to drink wif me, but i din really wana let iZ drink too muCH coz he dun drink. wyint aung came to joiN us afterwardS. he was holDin a can of drinK and he was paiseh to join in coz all drink beer he drink soft drink. joKER la... couLD see JM couLDnt take it anymore emotionally.. so he went hoME first. beri soon afterwards i was oUT. downed. drunk. vomited. somethin happened but i cant recall. i tink someone was tryin to act funNy and Alvin was hammering the fella. haha! went hM in taxi wif ston. i alighted and walked to the lift alone. onli to realise tht he was behinD mE when i was gonna get in the lift. lol.. actually i dun even rmB opening the door. dammIT, i was damn drUnk! hahahA!

Happy New Year to all.. maybe i can bloG much properly nxt time. lol!

Working Exp

2005-02-05T16:00:00.000-08:00

minus the back aching hardwork and the impatient supervisor, work was great! the last three days of work was hectic. there were 8 lorries going out, each lorries had an average capacity of 5 palates, each palate can fill 100 cartons. so, dat means 4,800 cartons to move arnd... and im the onli fella carrying stuffs. everyday 8am - 9pm. and my supervisor was really impatient. after all im new, and i noe nuts abt anythin... but he was pushing me to go faster.. and scolded me for everything.. but i din mind.. he often ask me whether im angry afterwards.. and i would ans wit a smile. i mean, after all, he hired me. can i say anything? lol... thiS very supervisor aso reminded of thE vulgarity which my father used to use. haha! kanbu kia! lol.. and my supervisor was refering to a mid-aged man ah keong, whom as aston now refers to as kanbu keong a.k.a KBK. he was one of the delivery man and i got along really fine wif him. i got along best wif him, Ah Tan, and the Security Guard who works EVERYDAY 24/7 there, Guna. this ah keong aso taught me a phrase which i dun tink i will eva forget...

"Morning work, night work, go home canot work. "

it had mE lMaO. the drivers were really nice to me too. ah keong told them tht my supervisor had been scolding me there was this driver who was really gd at crapping came up to me den told me.. "fark him back la!! aiya.. he tink he beri big la... screw him la! he scold once, twice, thrice, den u tell him: 'eh i aso got limit one hor' juz screw him up! at first see u dyed hair, hair sharp sharp, tot u beri lau lan. but actually u are beri quiet and not offensive at all ma. juZ go screw him lA!" den the other driver who is a loan shark, was telling me dun give a damN abt him:"today u last day? go home 9pm again? dun care him lA! 5pm punch card and go liao lA! let him pack alone lA!" for lunch, i got Guna(btw, he is indian.) to buy for me and i gave him a treat. i sat down wit him at his post and ate my lunch. den i asked him: "how is Guo Long(Supervisor) like?" den came his reply which kinda shocked me coz he often refered to GL as his gF: "He beri hao lian onE la! he tink he got a bit of power he act already! no gd la..." seems like no one likes him har?
alot of ppl asked if i would work there if there was a perm joB, to which i replied, "if onli it wasnt GL.."

GL's boss was such a photocopy of Mr Suen(Maths H.O.D). He spoke wif dat accent, looked like him, dat specs, and best of all, the mispronounciation of english. "u god lolly not? smor one. god ah? dat tham dat fat fat indian one good. the arler two no good. allway nv send ah! and where the good? they call me many thamS ah! faster ah! yeaH~(<---- it was the onli correctly pronounced word.) ok.. thx ah!" suddenly miss so many ppl.. nv see who miss who.. hahahA! to many of my schoolmates: i haben forgotten u all! see ya all sooN!

there is a trend going on i gueSS??

2005-01-30T01:44:00.000-08:00

frm wad i see.. guyS are going for older gerlS already.. haiyO~.. stress. nowadays ppL duno why going for the physically uncompatiblE. but den again, its always abT the "feel".. haha! yes yes~... but personally i rather stick to the conventional way =) im such a old-fashioned guy. im surprised by my own lao gu dong(old man) ways... look like onE punk but den act like one olD man.. LOL! den thereS thereS the other trenD... my Indian fren now wans to be C.A.B(chinese ah beng). HAHA.. for a start.. they wanted to learn how to curse and speak like a Beng.. and they got themselves ntn but a bad headache and a sore throat. den they wanted to walk like a Beng but they ended up making fun of the exaggerated movements. den they wanted to act like a Beng but of coz.. they were.. well, lets juz leave it at "highly unsuccessful".

ok now for a later looking back on wad i did for the past twelve days.. for the first 6 days i worked my socks off at Value shop.. trying to learn how to arrange stuff.. picked up a few gd skillS but i still had no idea of how they can finD space in dat small shop. i would love to work there when im studying, but there is the lunch factor. eating alone sucks. trust me. i haben eaten alonE in public since.. sec4 in skool when i was waiting for someone. even den, i had a fren who came over to tok to me when i was halfway done wif my food. eating alone really sucks. den i went for dat stupiD interview at Philips'. din really like tht place... so.. i went thru a stupiD interview and went hm. haha.. but really thX alot to sH's sis, Elza, for helping me find the job. =) duno why she wanna blanjah me lunch aso. she help me find job leh not say i helping her do somethin leh. haha!! so nice of her! den she got me a job at jia jia herbal tea factory. its a gd job so far. damn slack and some more its my kinda joB, moving heavy stuffS having fun wif forklifts. haha my supervisor(Guo Long) said he might let me have a go at those forklifts! whoOohoO! and my in-charge(Ah Tan) is a really nice guy. he is the onli guy who really talks to me. at least he made sure i din have lunch on my own. last nite went thon so fUN!!! got to know a fren better. YAY! dats it. ok time to haf a bit of supper! yay!

My Evil.... :'(

2005-01-17T17:00:00.000-08:00

dun get me wrong... but izit the end of my jumping days?? haiz.. the plan: get a new Freeride bike and den continue jumping. But, ntn is going my way at the moment. sian, time = money, as ppl says. so, im wasting time, which means im wasting money. lotsa debts to clear. ppl dun say anythin i aso paiseh to owe them for so long. but at least im making myself useful by going to gym. JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB!!!

Advertising for the product: Joe

2005-01-15T01:07:00.000-08:00

im so free if anyone ask me go out i go... but i no money.. argh.. i wan to pay off all my accumulating debtS.. sian.. but no one seems to wan to hire me.. feeling more & more pissed by the day.. everybody seems to find a job ever so easily.. how cum i cant find one?? job opportunities came... and went.. its "sickeningly sickening", as quoted by fang~.. farking dulan la.. but plZ.. dun try and tell me wad a lazy bum i am, get any work there is, dun be picky or wadeva.. wad i noe is dat i dowan to do sales(or anythin dat has gotta do wif customer svc).. dun tell me i keep relying on my parents for cash.. its not as if i got any choice... so am i suppose to sell backside now? i go do wad i do best: wasting time...

hA! i FINALLY got a joB! but plZ.. keep ur dinner in..

2005-01-10T23:11:00.000-08:00

ok.. its some kinda Building Maintenance stuff... i tink i can do it.. and i nid the money.. haha.. i have a debt-ridden asS which i nid to payoff quicK!! ok.. these past few dayS.. i heard a fren's comical but sad storY.. haha.. lemme tel all on thiS episode's Joe's Stories!! hahaa...

It was like any other morning when my fren woke up.. washed up alittle.. and was on his way homE.. but he suddenly had a stomachache at bukit merah interchange! lol.. so in he went.. to the toilet.. and played gameS on his handphone whilE doing his business.. man~, it was a bad onE.. so he took quite awhilE.. so when he felt dat it was over.. he put hiS fonE on the tissue dispenser.. and started the to pull out tissue.. and wif one reflex action he pulled too hard.. and the fonE dropped.. BUT.. lucky him.. it was on the toilet flooR.. haha! he den slowly reached to grab the fonE... but alas.. the fonE did him no help.. and dive right into the toilet bowl! HAHA! WAD AN IDIOT! a script which would onli appear in dramaS... he den screamed.. "AHHHHHH!! CCB!!!" hahaha.. and tot abt whether he shulD pick up hiS fonE for onE FULL min... and its an X70 mind U.. haha.. and he decided.. he mUZ pick it up.. at first he tried FEELING along the surface... but being the eva smart guy.. he realised it shulD be at the bottom since it sank.. so.. ALL THE WAY DOWN HE WENT(It reached up to his upper forearm!).. and finally fouND it(luckily it wasnt somethin else.. eeeeewwwwww.. haha..)... he den threw it on the flooR.. it looked so disgusting.. but wad wouldnt look disgusting?! he den wiped down his arm and fone.. and he den decided his own ass(literally) is more impt and cleaned up... after which he took his fonE and WASHED IT... but the fonE was still perfectly finE.. imagine when u opened up the back.. u see traces of u-know-wad.. hahaa.. OMFG.. its so appetising.. LOLX!!! after which, he bought a bottle of disinfectant and sprayed the fonE and his arm throughly.. the fonE still survived.. but i guess it finally came down when he blow-dried it.. the fone coulDnt take the heat.. and wads more.. the sides cracked up.. haha! thiS proveS dat though the functionS are juz average.. the X70 is worth buying.. especially such a shitty episode! hahaa..

poor fella.. but i would have done thE same if i were him.. =) ok la.. for noW... lets hopE my joB is a smooth sailing oNE!!!! tatatagara byE.. ;)

cycling in the rain ensures u somethin..

2005-01-08T06:05:00.000-08:00

the nite was cold.. u could feel the breeze.. a chill ran down her spinE... eh wtF man.. this is no short storY ok! thiS is MY personal accumulation of ideas! lol! i tink im having split-personality disorder.. or wadeva u call it.. yeS ah~!!! went cycling wif kai & iZ.. to Lau Pa Sat.. had such a full dinner.. enjoYnesS.. iS in eatinG... had satay, some of IZ's chicken chop, had a big bowl of soUP wif rice.. heh.. kk... den we cycled to my cuZ's hse..

kai: (lies down on my cUZ bed) ahhh...

(iZ jumpS on hiS back!)

kai:ARRRRGGGHHH!!

(i joined in too!)

kai: ahhhhhh... shiOK la.. im bcum-ing sadistic la.. i tink i like SM liao..

SM does NOT mean Senior Minister, neither izit Supermarket, or maybe for the interlectually-challenged.. it does not mean Super Monster or "sup man!".. it means SadoMasochism... which practically means whipping the shit out of partnerS... and enjoyinG it.. it can mean a use a a variety of toolS.. like dripping waX, handcuffs, choking, and gagging... dat is if u dun have onli a cocktail gherkin... so after the wholE punishmenT, we headed hM... they were both rather shaGgeD... and iZ was quiet throughout the ride.. whilE kai was spouting nonsense non-stop...

"im kobe, im so shaq!"
"BREAK LA!!!"

i tink dats enuff.. or i would be blogging more abt his nonsense den the ride... so the ridie hM was a slack and sloW one.. but wad to do? raining.. and it onli made sure of onE thing: i had to be wet. argh. but it had reminded mE of the time when i, sH and fanG went riding and went hM really really wet... wad a great timE we had!

Sunday is approaching.. someone tell me if this is really wad i wan.. do i really wan this alL? maybe i do.. i tink i do.. i hope i do.. i... do... hope its the beginning of a new chapter... which woulD end wif a happy ending for aLL...

im shagged dudE~...

2005-01-06T00:36:00.000-08:00

so u see.. its been a lively but shaggy exP.. im lovin it.. but at the same time.. i cant stand it.. so while waiting for my stylish hair to dry... im gonna write u all something! heh heh.. the past few days have been rather bZ... starting wif tueS.. haha! i went accompany shanK cut hair at Fanny's... and for the first time in 5 yrs... hiS lockS are going.. to make way for a fresh new looK! (not so new after all.. coz his brother had a similar oNE!) lol.. hiS parting was too deep and he was afraid of balding early... haha.. so.. why not?! be the nxt short haired guY! haha.. longest hair:ALVIN. eh small fella! shave botak la!! haha.. so i spent sometime in the gyM wif shank and den headed hM.. den went to kai hse at nite.. whoOhoO! i got my bbalL shoES!! yeS aH!!!! its soooo nice.. haha.. (i tink im bcum-ing feminine, fetish for shoES!! loL!!) on wed.. it was timE for soMe actioN!! bbAlL timE!! try out my new shoeS toO! it fit like a glove~.. hahaa.. or so they say~.. but.. im noOb at bbAlL man~.. and i was playing wif a bunch of proS.. so paiseH.. wad i do?! ok.. got a tongue-lashing frm aleX.. and played better after dat.. haha.. learnt quietly frm them and stuFF by watchinG them... but in the end was mistaken for being siaN... i had fun actually.. but no one sees it! lol... rest for the nite and talked to HER... well.. too tired to say anythin.. but she was bZ too i guess.. so today is the daY!! morning kena dig uP!! go breakfast!! den went gyM.. workout was really Xtreme! went at 12 left at 3.. den went accompany kai cut hair.. which meant im seeing Fanny for the 4th time thiS mth.. heh heh.. den went hM... got ready.. and went play soccer!! yeah man~... its back to MY YARD... hahaha! played wif the form of my life.. and our team ended consecutive winnerS for 5 matches! but den again.. we had a trump carD in Isham, the best player in JE.. he is the TEAM.. haha.. so had quite an exercise the past two dayS... my legS seem to be creaking.. my eyeS closing.. my thumB dropping.. nitEZ all.. i hope U all woulD have beautiful dreaMZz... tatatagara, bYE~....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2005-01-03T06:10:00.000-08:00

wads am i listening to noW? its onE of the most beautifuL songs... Mario Winans - Let Me Love You. Mario Winans is quite a singer.. or rather... his songs are wonderfuL~.. heh heh.. wad a way to unwind after the past two whirlwind dayS!! it was a memorablE New Yr Eve.. and of coz.. a great way to start the New Yr!

31/12/2004 8:25pm:

all of uS, the band of broS~... were enjoYing a little toast at Lau Pa Sat.. for thE nitE! it was such an affair, dat i and daN had a little jokE dat we were forming Ocean's Eleven.. lol.. (im Danny Ocean, since i organised it.. hahaha!) couldnt have felt better as it was quite a rousing affair and i felt dat it was gonna be a gD nite...

31/12/2004 9:40pm:

ALL the pubS along the Riverside at Boat Quay were really uptight and surveilance was at its optimum.. meaninG, U-18 BOYS GET LOST... ha~.. so we had to find some other alternatives... went to the back of the Boat Quay and found this place named Desire.. looked rather nice.. and the bosS was an indian national i guess... but he was really a nice guy and let uS in.. but den again.. 10 MEN (hehehe..).. each person 30 bucks.. cmoN la.. who wouldnt wan to earn such easy buCks?! so ok~.. clubbiN timE~~.... drinkS plZ!! freefloW tHX!

31/12/2004 abt 11pm:

thE frEefloW was really kicking in and got uS all moving... courtesy of ashok.. DRAGGING EVERYONE to the dance floor.. haha.. Xcept for mE and shanK~.. i told ashok i had to take care of matters.. hahaha.. while shank... din feel like shaking his booty.. haha.. so the guyS went ahead! dancing in a circle and taking up a big part of the dance floor... the vodka, tequila, bourbon and giN was taking its effect sloWly~... haha.. and we haf a winner! first to down.. err.. was ashoK~.. he was moving too much... it got to him too fast.. but he drank quite abit too~.. but i was rather bZ.. had to take note of when viN and junming was arriving...

31/12/2004 --> 1/1/2005 12am:

the countdown was starting but ashok din noe wad he was doing! 5,4,3,2,1!! happy new year!! *cheerS!* he was still dancing and so on.. whilE daniel was getting it on wif another gerl.. haha.. they started kissinG terOk XTREME! and i was standing a elboW's length away frm him.. and STARED AT HIM! but he din noe anyway.. *too bZ* so i returned to my seat and drank more.. haha.. was so happy to be spending my new year wif my BOB.. kevin's downed.. ston nearly out.. sH was abt as high as mE.. haha.. i guess so~.. and dan's out too..

1/1/2005 nearly 1am:

vin and JM arrives in boat quay.. but since i was the only half drunk guy arnd.. i went out to fetch them~.. head towards Fullerton Hotel as dats where alvin told me where he was.. onli to be called up and told dat they are at the other end of Boat Quay.. so i went back anyway.. hehe.. den i walked past thiS babE.. well.. im normally a shy guy... but.. as i walked past her.. i told her she was DAMN pretty.. she was so shocked she could onli manage a "thX".. lol.. reached alvin & JM.. brought them to Desire and poor them.. they came to form Ocean's Twelve but in the end they had to clear the mess.. haha.. so i and JM handled ashok.. alvin was wif ston i guess.. vimAL had his hands full wiF Dan.. while kevin was getting man-handled by shanK.. haha.. and we had to get to a more peaceful place where we coulD wait till thEy were awake..

1/1/2005 abt 2am

we ended up outside a lesbian cluB... shiT.. they looked gD~... hahaha.. but anyway i was entertaining my cuZ and frenS.. but i onli rmB myself really pushing Connie real hard on her head.. hahaha.. dats all!! drank a little wif vin and JM... and we chillED.. watched Dan vomit on his pantS... watched ashok vomiT on hiS shiRt... haha.. and watched them and kevin sleep on the pavement till it was nearly morning.. but shOK and Dan slept so awkwardly dat every passerby were looking at them... and one of them looked so hard he was shouted at by alvin: "see wad see!" den sihao said:"eh, he talking to u!!" of coz.. dat nerd woulDn'T wan to finD troublE.. after all.. there iS a nearly 1.9m, 111kG monster to hiS right... an extreme guy wif so many piercings on hiS left.. right in front.. 3 ah beng stared down on him... guesS his ballS shrunk.. lol.. ntn much to boast abt.. but they had abt 8 fellas.. whilE more den half of Joe's Twelve were downed.. hahaa.. wad a name! spent the rest of the night blabbering to vicky~.. haha..

1/1/2005 5:30am:

took a cab hoME wif alvin and Jm... while daniel woke up and WENT BACK to Desire... my god... he's crazy.. hahaa.. slpt after a light breakfast..

1/1/2005 3pm:

woke up.. soon after vicky called.. heh heh.. told me all dat she heard.. and boy.. was i surprised! tinkin of all those nonsense.. but some wasnt meant to be coming out.. hahaha.. but wad the heck..

the wholE of ytD afternoon was spent slacking and wasting my timE.. gym-ing and stuff.. since wad i really wanted to do was to go to kai'S hse.. but hopE dat fella is finE man!! supposed to be back by 2am... but where is the fella?! its gonna 6!! haben seen the fella for so long.. muz see the fella soon.. NFSU2 maN!!! we muz complete it sooN!! though we haben start playing.. haha.. k la.. now.. its teroK late... i have to slp.. muZ attend to *hmph* some stuff.. haha.. will blog soon~..

to prove my innocence!

2004-12-30T21:40:00.000-08:00

alritE! here it goes!! im no fat a-s-S yeah~? haha.. this meimeI of minE.. canot tahan her la.. its been quite a dulL wK... my freNs have been off to scH~.. im left wif ntn to dO~... but the last two days have been kinder to mE... though here i am nOW chewing my char siew rice in front of my coM screeN.. blogging away~... lOL! on tues, had a great timE playing soccer.. but of coz~.. there were onli 6 of us playin.. *boring boring boriNg* den went hM.. chat wif dat fat basket in mexicO for the rest of the nitE.. oH yA! and den i talked on the foNE wif vicky and found out soooooo much more abt dat mystery someonE~~... hehehehE... someone whO probabLy doesnt even noe of my existence.. but who careS! haha..

wed nite: met vickY in esplanade where she worKS... waited for her to pack up and we left.. for dinner!! hehehe.. know even more abt HER... it was GREAT... hiak hiak hiak~~.. had a casual chat over dinner and sent her hoME.. feels gD to noE more... hehehe... den met uP wif alvin and had a little drinK~.. and we talked abt wads happeninig recently and stuff... its been quite a hard time for hiM.. and i hoPe he did feel better after the little drink we had.. =) went hM in a cab..

suppose to go gyM today!! bleedYheLL~ rain liKE muthA &%$#@.. den nvm lOR.. hahaa.. wad a boring few days i haD!!! =S

='(

2004-12-25T21:47:00.000-08:00

its bad... its beri bad.. i feel.. i duno how i feel maN~.. but hope she will tink and make the right choice... i would kill him if i coulD..

im sLY!

2004-12-25T15:02:00.000-08:00

LOL! Merry Christmas mA peepS~! so i guess a christmas present would be my bbAlL shoes eh? haha.. (kai, u get my hint anot? LOL!) ytD was such fun! thon at siHAo hse since no onE there... but dun worry.. its wif 8 otherS.. haha.. we had such a great timE.. we had pizzaS frm Canadian.. den we played pS2.. and chilled.. and drank champagne & red winE.. after dat we played the "Who drops coin first!" game.. it was such fuN! i ston sihAo & my cuZ played and my cuz loST! haha.. but she was game enuff to do the forfeit... which was to the drink the water mixed with cigarette aSH.. hahaa.. *thumbS uP!* den we had another game.. whereby all of us would Guess a number and the one who got the number within the range of 1-200 would do a forfeit... which was to drink abt 750mL of water... in ONE gulp... everyonE had drank 2 servings except fanG~.. who had 3.. haha.. Leong was boasting aBt how gd he was at evading calamity until shaNK's mind games did him iN.. hahaha.. so the finale was btW me & teS.. and they said its like Taufik and SlY! lOl.. teS dunO bS abt mandarin... so he is taUfik.. heh... and iM slY! lOL! heh heh... but by den.. no oNE was could take the risk of possibly having a 3rd serving.. hahaha.. so to accompany my band of broS and haf a feel of their sufferingS... i had 1.5L of water down my throat... and i can tell u dat iF u are not downED after dat.. u would be nearly dead at least.. hahha.. after which was left wif me, ston, viC, sH, and my cuZ... and sH was kicked off the bed and onto my mattress by my cuZ! haha.. so he ended slping wif mE.. well, this has to be well documented.. when i woke up in the morning.. i realised i was being hugged... haha! and guess wad? itS sihAO!! hahahaha.. he held me like a bolSter! but i was too blUR and lazy to move his hand away.. hahaha.. and according to my cUZ... he was holding my buTT.. so.. there goes for U.. he is bisexual i guess.. haiz.. bo piaN la.. im the recessive oNE... hahaa.. sihAO, nxt time dun force ppl to watch u bathe ah.. its.. ego-boosting.. hahhaha..

woot woOT! edited

2004-12-18T23:30:00.000-08:00

i wonder why my title is dat~.. but anyway its kinda stupID.. hehe.. oni vic will use it loR.. =P haha.. its been 4 days since i bloggeD? hmm... recall recall recall!! oopS why am i in elvS?! argh lame.. so there i go.. on fri, it was rather tiring as i geared up for Sentosa! =) needed some gd slP... until one bugger(who happens to be my best fren..) come my hse... used my com.. and of coz i couldnt slp wif all those MSN alerts ringing and the screen being so bright.. oh maN~.. it was quite hellish for me at dat moment.. den afterwards he was getting bored and since he is a hugE LOTR fan and i HAPPENED to have the whole set of the trilogy.. i let him loose onto the The Two Towers... since he haben watched the 2nd and 3rd instalments.. so... dat meant... the Orcs shouting.. the Urukais grunting.. and the clink-clang of the swords ringing in my ears... lOL.. no choice.. stayed up and watched wif him lOr.. haha.. so friday passed and it was saT morning! meeting the rest at 9.. goSh.. stayed in front of my com till 8.. was talkin to a fat bOI who is now in Mexico.. heh heh... kinda not used to having a "chalet" to go to everynight.. hopE "chalet" will be up sooN! met up wif my buddieS and headed for Sentosa! Siloso Beach was rather dull.. save for the babes... heh.. i duno la.. i din wan to write these u noe.. but.. this sihao damn irritating.. haha.. but wah damn song la.. so in total.. the 4 of our Beach favourites(and 1 Husky!).. or as sihao says.. Beach Fantasies! LOL.. Ranked 4th: The SUPPOSEDLY-Thong gerl. she wasn't all the hoT.. and most imptly.. she wasnt wearing a thong! omG.. these are supposed to be guy's stuff! hahaha! ok... ranked 3rd: The White Bikini Bottom! heh heh! vic said since its white, we might get lucky.. if ya noe wad i mean! ha! but how smart! we were not dat lucky enuff.. hehe.. she looked gd enuff.. but.. err.. she had stretch marks la.. haha.. on her butt some more la.. hahahA!!!! ranked 2nD: The Darkwater look-alike. oh man.. going to the beach is bcuming somewhat of a sexcapade. LOL! she looks so much like Darkwater! she looked like she's abt 23~~.. she was pulling her at least 4 yr old daughter along and holding her Marlboro Menthol Light.. LOL.. the kid look fine too.. =X haha.. and our champion for the day!! Ranked 1st: Doggie mum!! no attachments or link to the sex position but she looked gd... =) she had a husky along(perharps dat doggie won her brownie points =P) she din haf a huge rack.. neither was she the most curvaceous.. but she was seductive.. hahahA!*the above info is provided by only sihao, he is holding me at knife-point u noe? =S =)* =X we den shifted to Palawan as we were hungry and the 7-11 was there.. it was onli den we did some real beach stuffs... burying the hell outta each other.. LOL.... (remember, i was there w/o any slp at all..) so at 5:24, it was officially 24 hrs i stayed awake... =) at the end of the dat, we took a nice shoWEr... and head to Harbourfront Hawker.. and i was sooooo tired.. i fell asleep on the table.. which i din even realise..
haha! after which we took 963 buS hM.. and somehow the blUR Me feel asleep... and when i woke up and alighted the buS... i was w/o one slipper... -_-!! heh heh.. luckily the ever reliable viN(i owe u oNE~ ^^) lent me his slippers as he was near hM... i wasnt sure wad was going on anyway.. haha.. felt like Cinderella for a moment.. i lost a Trail slipper thX! reached home and SMAO(as i had said in previous posts, Slept My Ass Off.. ^_^) sunday was boring enuff... went to gyM.. ALONE... but surprisingly i din feel lonely... heh heh.. after which met up wif shank and played some bBalL... haha.. felt like a foOL.. but ok la... at least we won oncE~.. so dat was the end of my day on sundaY~.. and today... woke up in the early morning and played game.. LOL! i suck at gaming too! hahaha.. so.. again to the gym i go... =) hope i can get some results sooN.. =X

lemme sleep will yA?

2004-12-16T07:43:00.000-08:00

looking at the title.. and the time.. u might already sense my frustration eh? i cant slP!!! although i slpt a minimal 5and a half hrs ytD... and juz now i slpt for another 5 and a half hrs... i juz cant sLP~!!! I AM SO TIRED~~~~~ I AM SO TIRED~~!!!! i tink i am bcuming an insomniac! but i juz finished abit of food... so juz as well.. kk... wad did i do yTD? oh! i was a gd boY the whole day! went to gym in the afternoon and worked out quite the way i wanted... gd gD~.. =X muZ surprise dat fAT fella in mexico when he comes back.. heh heh... build some buLK!! alriteZ~.. after dat its off to the hairdresser'S.. its always great to see her... she is like a jie jie(elder sis) to me.. haha.. the feeling is like she is ever so approachable... so i had my haircut and...man~... i feel gD~~... hahaha.. partly bcoz s'pore is in the semi-final of the tiger cup?(wad has it got to do?! LOLX!) cant wait for the trip to Sentosa this Sat!! the four Ses: the Sun, the Sea, the Sandy beaches, the String-bikini clad babes~.. hahahaha! naHZ~.. i prefer our usual game of rugby~... HA!! im out to kill!!! hopE we dun see any familiar faces! slacking at the beach would be gD... slacK's my middle name... heh heh.. believe me... i can REALLY slacK~.. maybe dats why i am nv early... hmm.. now im off to slack hIaK hiAK!

wad an experience!

2004-12-14T23:12:00.000-08:00

ManU drew~.. *blUES* haiz.. watched the game at a coffeeshop for the umpteenth time... and for 85 mins.. it was ALL MAN U!! until Fulham scored.. i started cursing: "&%$#@$%#@&!!!" haha.. the old man in front started staring at me! hahaa.. Man U was gd enuff to thrash those fools la.. but the atmosphere at the coffeeshop was gd... all the Man U fans would grunt at missed chances.. all would moan when Keane & Rooney hit the post.. they would look on with anticipation when Ronaldo goes on his mazy dribbles.. they would let a sigh of relief when the opposition miss a chance.. and they would all curse if the opposition scores.. like wad i did.. but i guess i was the loudest la.. haha.. and frenster really roX dudE! i have found quite a few of my pri sch mates.. with another 1 of them adding me as a fren! =) slept at 7:30AM and.. today whole day slacked at hM! so sian! alamak.. woke up at 6:30PM.. haha.. but it sure feels gd to rest! until now.. i have recorded onli one thing dat i have done today: buy food. LoL! gonna watch GuesS sooN... somethin better at least...

YES AH!!!

2004-12-13T03:00:00.000-08:00

for viN.. it was near the end of hiS holS.. so when he asked me to go down meet him and chill arnd on friday nitE.. i was gD wif the idea... din really expect to drink.. so it was mE, shAnk, viN, M-KIA(Mr Know It all), and jM.. heh heh.. wad a combination we got.. all the lamers! haha.. so.. as always.. i was the last to reach.. haha.. and they ate.. after which we started drinkiN.. LOL.. cant believe it.. 4 of us.. 11 bottles.. but victor drank the least as he was chit-chatting on the fone.. after which he was having some discomfort.. shanK doesnt drink.. and alvin was bZ.. LOL! so i n jM.. the lonely hearts(as he says)... hahaha.. drank to our hearts content! we made fun of alvin throughout the night.. but... for hiS privacy and for the innocent parties involved.. this is supposed to be TOP SECRET! LMAO.. so much beer in my stomach.. and yet i had to cycle hM..

the nxt day.. i met alvin n shANk for bbAlL.. since they both have played together for such a loNg time.. they have a certain partnership thing going on.. so.. it was up to them to do the work.. and i would be the decoy! LOL! weather wasnt gD to us... and the floor of the court was crap.. but we took our slippers off and played.. and being the headless chicken dat i am.. i started running arnd.. haha.. but our opposition consisted of 2 guys & 2 gerls... and the court was wet.. so we played at a very slow pace.. haha.. the score was.. err.. lets juz say they nailed uS down and raped us... =) but when the two gers substituted a guy in(awww.. daMN~.. hahaha..).. it was 3-on-3 and the game began.. of coz... wif me being juz a by-stander-cum-headless chicken.. they were a friendly but proud bunch.. they tried AND1 tricks on viN.. LMAO.. in the end.. vin fooled one of them wif a trick.. they totally under-estimated us lA.. or rather.. shanK and alvin la.. so it was 3 sets and the shaNK-alvin combination blown them away.. haha.. all 3 sets were hammerings for them.. after which alvin and shANk showcased their jumpin abilities.. they pulled the hoop! i cant even reach the board! haha.. a game wif mingwei & Bird was up nxt.. Bird marked alvin in the game.. but even mW luffed at Bird.. Bird looked like a kid when he jumped wif alvin.. haha.. a fun day i had.. but i guess my wound on my left foot is too irritating.. i cant wear shoes wif dat... save mE!! HEAL HEAL HEAL SOON!! lol.. here i come ManU!

Joe

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