tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823072.post-1144522289788218692006-04-08T14:45:00.000-04:002006-04-09T11:31:05.050-04:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#00cccc;">*<br /></span><br />The Rolling Stones risqué lyrics have been censored during their concert tour of China. Concertgoers are rocking to:<br /><br /><ul><li>Let's Spend a Lovely Evening Together and Then I'll Take You Home</li><br /><p><li>Brown Splenda</li><p></p><br /><p><li>Empathy for the Mischievous Sprite</li><p></p><br /><p><li>May I Have a Room for the Night?</li><p></p><br /><p><li>You Cannot Always Obtain What is Desired</li><p></p><br /><p><li>Activate Me Vertically</li><p></p><br /><p><li>Tawdry Nightclub Women</li><p></p><br /><p><li>I Cannot Acquire Any Bliss</li></ul><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#00cccc;">*<br /></span><br />Steven Spielberg has joined the reality TV pantheon with a new show called, "On the Lot," a "Star Search" for new filmmakers. Celebrity judges: E.T., one Animaniac, two Goonies, and the Gremlin that looks like Miles Davis.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#00cccc;">*<br /></span><br />The Red Cross is undergoing a major overhaul. Its new name is "The Organization Formally Known as the Red Cross."<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#00cccc;">*<br /></span><br />Shades of Wallace and Gromit: an enormous rabbit is tearing up vegetable gardens in England. It's a case of life imitating artichokes.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#00cccc;">*</span><br /><br />In Wisconsin, a man was convicted for stealing hundreds of pairs of panties. He maintains he's been thongly accused.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823072-114452228978821869?l=lookfunny.blogspot.com'/></div>deadbrillianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10860350028162671600noreply@blogger.com0