tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823072.post-1128192109609992412005-10-01T14:33:00.000-04:002005-10-01T21:56:12.446-04:00Here She Is, Miss 45879<span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />A bookmaker in Ireland has come under fire for an billboard depicting figures in DaVinci's <em>The Last Supper</em> as gamblers. In the same spirit, watch for <em>Mona Lisa</em> – the Ultimate Poker Face.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />The Danish Air Force will pay $5,000 to a professional Santa, one of whose reindeer was frightened to death by a fighter jet's roar. What's worse, the offending pilot now must emblazon the word "Naughty" on his epaulets.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*<br /></span><br />A prison in Peru held a beauty pageant. The winner of the talent competition swallowed 46 balloons of cocaine in 55 seconds while playing "Lady of Spain" on the accordion.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />Japan's Nissan Motors has developed an egg-shaped concept car that may revolutionize parking. They're calling it "Pivo." Couldn't they come up with a catchier name, like...<br /><br /><ul><br /><li>Embrio</li><br /><br /><li>Omeletta</li><br /><br /><li>Scrambelle</li><br /><br /><li>Meringue</li><br /><br /><li>Volvomelette</li><br /></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823072-112819210960999241?l=lookfunny.blogspot.com'/></div>deadbrillianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10860350028162671600noreply@blogger.com0