tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823072.post-1125897572320701052005-09-05T01:15:00.000-04:002005-09-05T01:26:13.250-04:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />Dieters are turning to hypnosis to help keep the pounds off. Think about it: not only will you crave healthy food like chicken, you'll also be able to cluck like one.<br /><br /><span style="color:#99ffff;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /></span></span><br />In San Diego, a topless dancer stabbed a customer who refused a lap dance. She'll now be billed as the "psychotic exotic dancer."<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*<br /></span><br />A woman in Germany burned her house down while trying to kill spiders with a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter. Wonder if she plants land mines to get rid of weeds.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />Some poor guy got fired because he ate two pieces of pizza left over after a company meeting. The infraction must be listed in the company handbook as "Get the gate. It's Domino's."<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />An art student in Thailand creates edible bread sculptures that resemble human body parts. You haven't lived till you've tried:<br /><br /><ul><br /><li>Peanut butter and jelly on a belly</li><br /><br /><li>Bacon, lettuce and toe-mato on thigh</li><br /><br /><li>Hand and swiss</li><br /><br /><li>Head cheese</li><br /><br /><li>Club-foot sandwich</li><br /><br /><br /></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8823072-112589757232070105?l=lookfunny.blogspot.com'/></div>deadbrillianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10860350028162671600noreply@blogger.com0