tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823072.post-1125155138531517862005-08-27T11:01:00.000-04:002005-08-27T11:08:09.283-04:00<p><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*<br /></span><br />Paul Newman and Robert Redford may team up for a third movie. Possible titles?:<br /><br /><ul><br /><li>The Funeral Crashers</li><br /><li>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Septuagenarian</li><br /><li>All the Gerontologist's Men</li><br /><li>The Way We Were</li><br /><li>The 80-Year Old Virgin</li></ul><p><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*<br /></span><br />Slovenly druggie Chris Farley just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Why don't they just call it the Walk of Infamy?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;"><br /></span>A Budapest mayor wants female staffers to wear miniskirts only if they have "completely perfect legs." What a completely perfect ass.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*<br /></span><br />Zookeepers in China are trying to convince a chimpanzee to stop smoking. Maybe they can get him into a support group with Joe Camel. </p><p></p>deadbrillianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07655031002388400199noreply@blogger.com