tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8823072.post-1124604541817725982005-08-21T01:59:00.000-04:002005-08-21T02:50:21.706-04:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /></span><br />There's a new line of greeting cards for lovers having extramarital affairs. It must look something like this:<br /><br /><span style="font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">–</span>I hope you don't mind my asking, but...<br />...did I leave my panties in your glove compartment?<br /><br /><span style="font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;">Y</span> You rock my world...<br />...especially in Room 426 of the Starlight Motel.<br /><br />Let's fall in love...<span style="font-family:webdings;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#66ff99;">J</span><br /></span>...next Thursday at 2:00 in the back seat of your Miata.<br /><br />You are the sunshine of my life...<img style="WIDTH: 50px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 48px" height="118" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4058/617/200/sunshine2.gif" width="126" border="0" /><br />...but please pretend you don't know me at the next PTA meeting.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />Martha Stewart's new TV show will have a short, punchy title. I wonder if it's <strong>55170-174!</strong> (her inmate ID number.)<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />A farmer looking for love harvested a personal ad made entirely of corn stalks in his pasture. Don't ask what he's planning to do with the cucumbers.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /></span><br />Speaking of farming, this winter in Russia, cows will be fed confiscated marijuana. Talk about contented cows! I guess they'll only be producing "high"-fat milk from now on.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /></span><br />I think it's nice that a couple decided to get married at the drive-thru window of a McDonald's. But will the groom live up to the nickname, "Big Mac?"<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ffff;">*</span><br /><br />The ashes of journalist Hunter S. Thompson were blasted into the sky as part of a memorial tribute. Now he's gonzo far away.deadbrillianthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07655031002388400199noreply@blogger.com