The Stuart Bedasso Show

New Show - The Shocker!

2008-10-06T12:39:00.001-10:00

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A shocking show this week...literally, shocking. Dave's dentist's a butcher. For the first time, movie reviews. Habla espanol? Ay! Everyone loves The Fair! And Dave almost brings down a radio station, singlehandedly.

Music:

El Gran Combo - No Hay Manera
El Vez - Power to the People
Mitch Hedberg - The Vacuumist
Venice Gas House Trolley - Radio Monitor
Funkadesi - Muy Cansado

New Show - Jill's Second-Half Comeback!

2008-09-29T12:47:00.001-10:00

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_September_28_2008.mp3

Jill mounts an amazing second-half comeback in this week's show! And speaking of mounting, once again, Jill and Dave deal with those ugly rumors that just won't die down. I said elections. We talk about elections, both local and national. Keziah notices creepy things about McCain and Dave revises his endorsement for Prez. We also talk about Instant Runoff Voting. You need you some!

Music:

Los Diablos Rojos - El Guapo
Matt Begley and Bitter Whiskey - Long Way to Dallas
Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Swining Hawaii
Erin Smith - Safe and Sound
Sloan - Burn For It

New Show - Wanted: Sperm Donor

2008-09-21T19:14:00.000-10:00

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Wanted: Sperm Donor. Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos. See Jill. Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage. Dave's students are very musical. They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.

Music:

Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby
Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I.
Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast
Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle

New Show - Keziah Stains Her Bed

2008-09-13T23:56:00.001-10:00

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Jill's gone again, but Keziah's back! Dave feels like a motherless child. Keziah stains a bed...in a good way. Dave flapjacks and sees Filipino colon up close. Some say our music's a bit obscure. We say, you've been feeding at the corporate trough too long. For the last f-ing time...Sadaam had nothing to do with 9/11. If you still believe this, you are officially a dumbass.

Music:

Willie Pooch - Why I Sing the Blues
Frightened Seller - Malignant Enlightenment
The Popkings - Buginajar
Michael Franti and Spearhead - High Low
The Modes - Miss Lizzie
Ruslan Moiseev - No Trifle
A Rock and a Hard Place - You Know

New Show - Jill Loves Her a Bitchin Camaro

2008-09-07T23:58:00.000-10:00

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Jill's back and better than ever. She's down on Sarah Palin, loves her Bitchin Camaro and squeezes round fuzzy things. Dave witnesses a baptism - in the YMCA pool. It looks like Jill has another cyberstalker. Be her Stuart Bedasso friend...cuz that's all you're getting.

Music:

Sam Ku West - Wang Wang Blues
Blues Anatomy - Broken Levee Blues
Joe Beard - Sally Mae
Foxy Shazam - Introducing Foxy Shazam
Harmonious Wail - Unfaithful Servant

I Used to Be Funny

2008-09-04T06:36:00.000-10:00

Remember when I used to be funny? Yeah, that was cool.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

New Show - Teacher of the Year

2008-08-31T22:43:00.001-10:00

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Jill's sick and Keziah's chillin. That leaves Dave to hold down the fort. Obama disses Jimmy Carter and the Republican's MILF is scary. Still not voting Green? Not everyone will be voting for Dave for Teacher of the Year. But the emphasis was on...

Music:

The Breakup Society - Nobody Likes a Winner
Some Of All Parts - Run (Historical Moment)
Southpaw Jones - Everyman
Cory Branan - Crush
Steve Gardner - Love Will Find You Again
Rupa and the April Fishes - Plus Que Moi
Eleni Mandell - My Twin
Sloan - Believe in Me
The Cain and Beech Band - Summer Song

New Show - Dave Gets Heckled

2008-08-26T00:20:00.001-10:00

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Dave get’s heckled, by a student. Maui is such a paradise…there’s machetes in the road, the island’s on fire and it takes an hour to get out of Kihei. We hope they’re serving jumbo shrimp at the Free Speech Zone in Denver. Uh, sorry to nitpick, but Obama’s not the first African-American to run for president for a national party. I’ll give you a hint…it rhymes with DickFinney. Hey! There’s some great independent music on this podcast – buy some of it!

Music:

Salif Keita – Nyanafin
Del Close and John Brent – Vocabulary Building
Marie Queenie Lyons – You Used Me
Clarence Williams – Take Your Black Bottom Dance Outside
Southpaw Jones – The Cruelty of Teenage Girls
Dave Baddylan – The Protest Song
Tiki Tiki Bamboooos – Shark Next Door
Randy Newman – Harps and Angels

New Show - Romance Without Finance

2008-08-17T23:42:00.000-10:00

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More disenfranchised voters. We hate The Man. Dave rants about sunblock. That's right. Sunblock. You got a problem with that? Dave's guide to dating while broke...well, it's not exactly a guide. It's more like whining. This week - a bonus Keziah's Korner with a special guest.

Here's that video clip Dave was talking about:

That's leadership!

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Big Daddy O - My Wife and Her Gay Lover
Makana - Erection
Del Close and John Brent - How to Speak Hip Intro
The Breakup Society - Lower Expectations
Randy Newman - A Few Words in Defense of Our Country
Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam - Romance Without Finance
Toots and the Maytals - One Eyed Enos
Marie Queenie Lyons - You Aint No Good With Out My Thing

New Show - Jill Doesn't Exist

2008-08-09T23:43:00.000-10:00

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Keziah's Korner kicks off this week's show, Jill ceases to exist and
Where the Hell is Matt? There's nothing like a three-day rolling
blackout to get one to appreciate public utilities that are not made of
coconuts. And a really bad geography lesson, courtesy of Dave's
students and Sheedyfrost.

Here are those political links we keep talking about. Support these candidates!

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Trouble Brother
KRS-One - What's Your Plan?
The Kinky Coo Coo's - Feel That Trick
The Cain and Beech Band - Slow Down
Gonzalo Brown - Fermentando la Mente

New Show - Urologist Phone Sex

2008-08-03T11:54:00.001-10:00

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Kiawe fought Dave and…Dave won. Yet somehow, that didn’t help him with the MILF’s. Obama shows his true political colors and Jon Stewart lets us down, twice. Keziah’s got a word for all you “Christians” out there. Never, never, never have phone sex with a Urologist. It won’t be pretty.

Get your tickets for the Makana Fundraiser at www.electsummer.com

Music:

Makana - Only You
Abi Tapia - How It All Started
Kalu James - War Outside
Zuza Szewczyk - Beethoven's Walderstein Sonata I
Lika - Livin' Like the Government
Soweto - Honey Rider
The Lampshades - Best That I Can

New Show - Jill's Grill Thrill

2008-07-27T01:53:00.000-10:00

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E-mail us here if you're entering the sneeze contest.
We're waiting to see if Michael can take care of Jill's Grill,
boyeeeee! Dave leaves the island, and sees New Jersey. People with
iPhones are losers. It's time for school and Dave has a
bleeder...literally. Make sure you give your money where it should be
given.

Music:

Eleni Mandell - Make Out King
The Flyboys - I Couldn't Tell
The Lamphsades - Girl From Another State
Nas - Sly Fox

Links:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

New Show - I Hate the Swiss!

2008-07-20T00:29:00.002-10:00

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Yes, it's the Award Winning Stuart Bedasso Show! Glass half-empty or half-full? You be the judge. Dave hates the Swiss. It's really that simple.

Here are the websites we were talking about:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

And get your "Jesus is my Ese" t-shirt here:
www.cafepress.com/bedasso

Music:

The Lampshades - What's that Mean?
Lynus - Van Pelt
Makana - Different Game
Victoria Vox - Five, Four
Kalu James - Hurts
B-52's - Hot Corner

New Show - A Grow'er Not a Show'er

2008-07-13T22:04:00.002-10:00

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We finally recap Jill's birthday party. Dave has an unfortunate incident at a urinal and all of us find out just a little more information than necessary. Jill remembers her first rodeo. Here are the links to help out candidates:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.gp.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Order of the White Rose - No Flags, No Masters
The Ginn Sisters - Ramblin Ones
KRS One - What's Your Plan?
Sloan - If I Could Change Your Mind
Maybe - Take Me As I Am
Emmanuel Jal - Vagina
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Bottoms Up
Samuel James - Love and Mumbly-Peg

New Show - Organic What?

2008-07-06T20:17:00.001-10:00

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We're back! Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave. Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates. He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now. Keziah's got oil on the brain. Organic pussy?

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine
Abi Tapia - The Easy Way
Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show
Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette
Was (not was) - Needletooth
Deborah Magone - Habit With You
Instiga - Senhorita
Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty

New Show - Meet Roy Channing

2008-06-22T19:46:00.000-10:00

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Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker? Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash. What's that smell? Is it a spark between Dave and Jill? No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club. And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing!

Music:

Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo
Abi Tapia - Get It And Go
Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single
Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair
Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter
Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not
Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street

New Show - Look at My Eyes!

2008-06-15T21:26:00.000-10:00

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Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest. Find out why. How about a little sexual campaigning? Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave. Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush. How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head? Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens. Keziah's a teacher! And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.

Music:

Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus
Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat
Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

New Show - The Hillary Solution

2008-06-08T23:10:00.000-10:00

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Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants. He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill and Stuart???). Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks. Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention. And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.

Music:

Younglove - Underground
Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin
Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre
Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers
Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final
Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

New Show - Lupe Pulled A Hammy

2008-06-01T22:19:00.000-10:00

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We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro. And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion. We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's. Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy. It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge. If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream! And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.

Music:

Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed
KRS-One - Money

New Show - Parking Lot of Love

2008-05-26T00:00:00.000-10:00

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If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.

Music:

Venus Verse - Loving Arms
Cowboy Johnny - Wish I Was
Of Montreal - Feminine Effects
Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces
Exile Parade - Superstar

New Show - Aunt Jemima for President

2008-05-18T20:17:00.002-10:00

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Keziah goes on a rampage! Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things. Just kidding. Here's the link she's talking about. http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo! Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.

Music:

Christine Albert - Chante-Moi
Lynus - PJ Soles
Instiga - Bastidores

Olberman on Bush

2008-05-14T21:31:00.001-10:00

[Yes, I am crossposting this]

I wish I could embed this. There's the transcript, but to get the full effect - especially at the end, check out the video.

Olbermann Tells Bush to Shut the Hell Up

New Show - Flagging Off

2008-05-11T20:44:00.000-10:00

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Dave admits that he flags off. Even Reggie Jackson flags off. Jill wants to beat up old women and children. No word on her flagging habits. Dave is down with the gays and the blacks. Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon.

Music:

B-52's - Pump
Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice
Emmanuel Jal - Warchild
Kellye Gray - Take Five

New Show - Fringe Benefits

2008-05-04T21:02:00.000-10:00

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Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally. And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this. Jeez! The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper. Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig. GILF's! Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto. Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them. And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

New Show - Vanilla to the Bone

2008-04-27T19:45:00.000-10:00

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http://media.libsyn.com/media/bedasso/TSBS_April_27_2008.mp3

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums. Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior? We examine such a high-brow topic. Dave has it out with his students' parents. It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him. And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music. Seriously.

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does