tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8815587.post-67350121935044424652008-03-12T10:22:00.001-02:002008-03-12T10:23:00.017-02:00Two women were playing golf.<br /> <br /> One teed off and watched in horror as her ball<br /> headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the<br /> next hole.<br /> <br /> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately<br /> clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the<br /> ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.<br /> <br /> The woman rushed down to the man, and<br /> immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me<br /> to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could<br /> relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.<br /> <br /> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a<br /> few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious<br /> agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping<br /> his hands together at his groin.<br /> <br /> At her persistence, however, he finally<br /> allowed her to help.<br /> <br /> She gently took his hands away and laid them<br /> to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands<br /> inside. She administered tender and artful massage<br /> for several long moments and asked,'How does that<br /> feel'?<br /> <br /> He replied:<br /> <br /> 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's<br /> broken.'The Ugly Americanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06644696277381966141noreply@blogger.com