Shop Talk with Myra

Tid Bits

2008-11-25T13:36:00.000-08:00

Okay, so I admit that these products aren't local, but they are really cool, organic and safe gifts. Today, they just appeared in my inbox. I'm hoping they can manifest themselves similarly under my tree. :)

Clubs of America, www.greatclubs.com, is the world’s foremost monthly gift club specialist. A family-owned business, the company has been operation for 15 years. Since 1994, Clubs of America has shipped nearly three million gift packages.
The eight successful monthly endeavors the company overseas include the Beer of the Month, Wine of the Month, Flower of the Month, Cigar of the Month, Coffee of the Month, Chocolate of the Month, Pizza of the Month, and a Monthly Fruit Club.
With Clubs of America one can provide 12 months of Christmas on a one-month budget!!

Earth Friendly Products, www.ecos.com, an award winning line of eco-friendly products for every room in the home offers two great holiday gifts. Packaged perfectly in a handy recyclable caddy, the Kitchen Essential Oil Cleaning Caddy houses four of their most popular kitchen products including Fruit & Veggie Wash, Parsley Plus All-purpose Cleaner, Lavender Dish Soap and Lavender Hand Soap.
The caddy is a great hostess gift! For the beauty queen in your life, Earth Friendly Products Pomegranate Whipped Body Souffle is a wonderful all-natural stocking stuffing. Their entire line, including the souffle’s, contain no parabens, phosphates, alcohol, formaldehyde or any toxins that will harm you, your family or your environment.

Have someone in your life that needs to kick their smoking addiction? If so, Zerosmoke offers an all-natural smoking cessation product that will fit perfectly into your loved ones stocking. Zerosmoke™, based on Auricular Therapy, the stimulation of acupressure points on the ear, utilizes the therapy with two small magnets, placed back to back on the ear. The pressure-applying effects of the two biomagnets stimulates the release of neurotransmitters in the brain that, in turn, may lead to a sense of well-being and also decrease or eliminate cravings and withdrawal symptoms experienced with smoking cessation. The magnets are placed on the ear for up to four hours at a time and, studies have shown, smokers kick their habit within one month – without the need to quit cold turkey or the use of pills, gums or chemical components.

Not necessarily to offer as a gift, but more-so to use as an alternative to soda’s and high-calorie juices, Organica Beverages offers Totally Organica sparkling water made with no junk; no sugar, carbs, calories, sodium, or artificial flavorings, color or sweeteners. Rather than making your Cape Cod with high-calorie cranberry juice, mix your vodka with Totally Organica’s sparkling cranberry water! The decrease in calories will allow you to indulge a bit more this holiday season. Those who suffer from diabetes love Totally Organica’s sparkling waters!

So guys, what's on your Christmas list?

It's just a dress

2008-11-11T13:51:00.000-08:00

It's been donned "The Dress" by many members of the media. It was the frock that changed history when will-be first lady fashionista Michelle Obama rocked this black and red dress, designed by American designer Narciso Rodriguez.

I keep tyring to understand what the issue is with this dress. I mean look at it, it's covering, holiday-ish, celebratory, all of the things a fancy dress should entail correct? Yet Fashiontribe.com said:

"The normally impeccable Michelle O made a questionable choice. While eye-catching on the runway, it's less than flattering in real life."

Well Fashiontribe,let's have a look at this flattering runway dress.

Well, maybe some think it looks better on the runway because this model is 6' tall and 100 pounds? It's all pretty ridiculous. Michelle Obama looks like a proud, curvaceous woman in this dress. As I told my neighboring reporter Sally Pollak, this dress just screams: "My husband is going to win!" (And guess what, he did!)

She also put an American designer on the map. Since America is better known for the Big Mac than fashion, I consider this a good thing.

Now I'm always an advocate for conversation about fashion, but maybe, just maybe this time we could leave the outfits of the Obama clan alone so they can, oh I don't know....RUN THE COUNTRY! :)

No knife, no more lines

2008-10-17T13:23:00.000-07:00

As much as I would love to embrace the growing lines around my mouth, the ever so slight puffiness under my eyes and the ever growing grooves in my neck...I don't. And wont! Watching your body slowly...ehem..."ripen" is not so much a fun thing, no matter what your age. It's a change, that's all, an unwelcome change.

That being said, I should make it clear that I am NOT promoting plastic surgery, botox or other such things that involve removing way too much of your nose or ceasing your ability to smile. So, I thought this was pretty interesting.

The Pitcher Inn out of Warren Vermont, has added a revolutionary new spa treatment to its Alta Day Spa menu. Beginning this month, Bio-Therapeutic Microcurrent Facial Treatment will be available to their guests.

Microcurrent Facial Treatment is a non-surgical alternative to a facelift or Botox and is done by massaging light metal probes that gently lift the face and neck by electrical currents that work in harmony with the body's bio-electrical field. This action stimulates the muscles and increases oxygen, collagen and elastin production in the skin. Supposedly, the result, achieved after just one treatment (long-term results require a handful of sessions), improves respiration of the skin, produces muscle contraction and aids in decreasing expression lines, diminishing double chins and strengthening the papery texture around the neck and eyes.

However,the Microcurrent Facial Treatment was no originally developed for the sake of vanity, it was actually used to treat burn victims and enhance tissue repair.

Nightly rates at The Pitcher Inn, inclusive of full daily breakfast and afternoon tea, are from $425 per room per night. For additional information on spa packages available at The Pitcher Inn or for reservations, please call (888) 867-4824 or visit www.pitcherinn.com.

In the meantime, check out this video.

Tid-bits

2008-10-09T08:38:00.000-07:00

It's a funny thing being a shopping reporter. All of a sudden my inbox has become the central haven for press releases. Which is great! But alas, sometimes the paper is not large enough to fit all of them in, so I thought I would snag a couple and post them up here. Check these out let me know if you want more info.

During downtown Burlington's usual "No Diggity Dance Hits" at club Metronome, Cynthea of Church Street's Cynthea's Spa will present "From Milan to Metronome." Cynthea will apply free trials of the falls hottest makeup trends. She will also give away goodie bags with treats from Cynthea's Spa, Small Dog Electronics, Tootsies, Homeport, earings from CW Creations, Candles, and more. Burlington hip-hop mogul DJ, Fattie B will spin his danceable hits while you and your lady friends get all made up. 9-11 p.m. Friday Oct. 10, at Club Metronome.

CALLING ALL CUTE BABIES

Beebop Baby Shop needs your baby. Located in Essex, the shop is seeking pudgy cheeks and goofy smiles for our fall photo shoots. All participants receive 20% off fall baby clothing day of the shoot, and we'll email you the best shots of your kiddo. We use some of the photographs for our website and print advertising.
Time slots still available for this Friday (October 10) & next Saturday (October 18).

Call 288.1002 or email bebop@bebopbabyshop.com
to sign up.

Live Your Most Vibrant Life with Therapeutic-Grade Essential Oils

Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:30am-12:30pm at The Kellogg Hubbard Library, join Katherine Krupka, a naturopathic doctor and certified clinical aromatherapist for a sweet-smelling interactive exploration of the healing power of essential oils. Enjoy the benefits of inhalation and application of single oils and beautiful blends. Gain confidence in selecting and using the best oils for yourself, your family and your home.

Learn simple, powerful ways to use one of nature’s oldest and purest natural remedies to: reduce stress; prevent and overcome common illnesses; slow the aging process; increase immunity; keep your skin healthy and youthful; elevate your mind and enhance your spiritual connection; improve your children’s health and behavior; clean your home without leaving toxic residue.

Dr. Krupka will be available for a limited number of private holistic health consultations Oct. 11 and 12. One of the methods Dr. Krupka uses to ensure that she addresses the unique needs of each client is the Inergetix CoRe,™ which is a software and hardware device that analyzes strengths and imbalances all aspects of a person’s system. It helps restore balance by transmitting resonant information, and delivering frequencies through sound and vibration. Special reduced fee for class participants. For more information about this please contact Jacqueline Kirby at 617-319-7738 or email at coeurbee@yahoo.com.

here's to your health

2008-10-03T10:57:00.000-07:00

Sara Goldstein, 26, is a mother, yoga instructor at Yoga Vermont in Burlington, and manager of Lotus, a new yoga shop on College Street. Sara is especially hip to new yoga treasures and accessories on the market and offers these five tips on products in her store that can help enhance your workout experience.
1. Bolster:

"Instead of opening up your back with a back bend, you lie on this and it opens it up naturally." This bolster is made by Sun and Moon Originals, $68.

2. Yoga mat:

"If you are into Bikram or other sweaty practices, this mat is good for you. It adds a hygienic layer between you and your mat and it's easy to just throw in the washing machine." Made by Yogitoes, $60.

3. Natural mat:

"If you want to be environmentally conscious, Jade makes this mat out of natural rubber (like real rubber from a rubber tree). It's going to break down but that's the point, so when you are done with it, it won't sit in a landfill for the next 20 years. And when you buy a mat, they plant a tree." Made by Jade, $70.

4. Eye pillows:

"These eye pillows are filled with lavender and flaxseed. Lavender promotes relaxation and has a calming effect. It molds to your face and the slight pressure is also good for migraines. You should use it in shavasana, which is the last five minutes of your yoga class dedicated to meditation." $20.

5. Gel:

"This gel is great. It's kind of like Icy Hot but with Chinese herbs instead. Many massage therapists use it." $22.95 for an 8-ounce jar.

It's in the Bag

2008-10-02T12:12:00.000-07:00

It's time to switch up your bag. Fall is coming, which means colors and fabric textures are becoming sleeker and more chic and bags are becoming more functional. Check out these fall selections that fulfill all of the above requirements and can be found in your own backyard .

The Maurice

The Maurice is a durable yet fashionable bag that is nearly completely unisex. Its water-resistant Nylon shell and Ripstop Nylon lining will come in handy when the cold weather hits. The internal front pockets, rear zip pocket and adjustable main strap will help keep safe just about any accessory while allowing you the strap room to wear it over a thick winter coat. $75. www.gearbuyer.com or check out Mibags on Church Street.

Matt and Nat

It turns out that veganism is a trend in diet -- and purses. Matt and Nat has used Japanese paper (recycled PCP pipes) to create this magenta Jorja bag. This bag is pure fashion (for which Matt and Nat is known) with tone-on-tone stitching, magenta nylon lining, antique silver and black nickel hardware, and a Matt and Nat logo bar. It features a top zipper closure and flap with a snap, one external zip pocket on front and an open external pocket on back. Interior includes zip pocket, cell phone and PDA pockets, and detachable key chain. (No animals were hurt in the process of making this bag). $225 at Tribecca on Church Street or visit www.mattandnat.com

Baby Belle Wristlet

Sometimes a large purse can be cumbersome when you're all dressed up. That's why we have the clutch or the wristlet -- or both. This Baby Belle wristlet has a detachable handle, turning it instantly into a clutch. This little bag is just large enough for your essentials: cell phone, wallet, lip-gloss and a small brush. A zippered closure keeps your belongings secure. The quilted pattern makes it especially attractive during incoming Vermont fall weather. $35, www.augustlately.com

Tiger Lily

This soiree pleated bag is lightweight, spacious and decorated as if it were made for fall. Another purse to fall under the category of vegan, the straps on this bag adjust to be worn short or extended across your body like a messenger bag. The outside is water-resistant and there's a soft inside lining with three useful pockets. Each Soiree is individually handcrafted with limited edition vintage textiles that peek out from its pleats, making this a seriously environmentally conscious bag. $215, www.crystalynkae.com, or can also be found at Lotus on College Street.

Ads versus us: What are we really buying?

2008-08-21T08:00:00.000-07:00

It just occurred to me after I bought my last pair of Steve Madden boots that advertising might be working on me. I had seen an ad for those boots about a million years ago and here I was, in the store, subconsciously buying them based on my vision from the past. Advertising works! Even on an "expert" shopper like me!

Yet, in my personal opinion, some advertising has become stranger and stranger. I feel like in the olden days of yore, if a store was selling a dress, they had a picture of a dress in their ad. If they were selling food, there was a picture of food, maybe a chef, maybe someone eating. Regardless, the product shots seemed to be relevant to the wares the store was peddling.

Well much has changed in the last 20 years. People designing advertisements are doing more and more marketing research to see what triggers our shopping spot! Perhaps it's a celebrity, or a certain color. Whatever it is, I encourage you take a step outside of our boxes and make sure you are doing some smart shopping. Make sure you know what you are buying. Let's take a look at some ads I found that may confuse, disturb or even intrigue you!

Absolutely bizar...

So let's check out this picture. What are they trying to say versus what you are trying to buy? My first observation is that this company is taking a huge risk associating pregnancy with vodka in the first place. My automatic reaction is to buy this couple some alcohol counseling before buying the vodka. Then there is the fact that the man is pregnant and the woman is drinking a vodka martini, dressed in a slinky dress. So now we are playing with some sort of twisted roll reversal and implying that while one member of the marriage is pregnant, in an ideal world the other is drinking. What's the deal? Who does that? I'd say that smart shopping would include staying out of this twisted "Absolute World" and just buying some vodka if that's what you want. Grey Goose is my favorite, and the best part? I am definitely NOT a pregnant man!

Sipping on Simpson?

Here is a great example of the alcohol market not-so-discretely slipping sexy celebrities into our beer. Here is Jessica Simpson being quoted as saying:

" I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That's why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede light, it's beer plus."

So, what she's saying is that the beer is good for you? Or that...she's a singer who casually sits atop bails of hay looking like a movie star? Whatever she's selling or saying, I haven't heard a song from her in a while and I can't stop starring at her cute pink cowboy hat. So I've decided that this is an ad for pink cowboy hats, which you can find here.

The cutting edge of what?

Apparently this is an ad for a phone? Does anyone see a phone here? What I see is some strange marquis de sade set up with a half naked woman, cut on her chest. The fact that this an ad combining Dolce and Gabbana and Motorola is even more confusing. Dolce is a clothing company, Motorola is a phone company...what are we buying, clothes or phones or dying women? Complaints about this ad have said that is condoned knife-related violence and glamorised sexual violence. Motorola's defence was that it was highly stylised and clearly a pun on the tagline 'The cutting edge of technology', and that it did not glamorise violence. In this case the ASA agreed, saying that most newspaper readers would appreciate the ad's intention. I for one appreciate nothing about this ad. Frankly it just turns me off from a high-end clothing line I usually love and makes me want to start using two paper cups and a piece of string for a telephone, you know, for safety reasons. Here is a link for some great paper cups.

What do you think about these ads? What do they make you want to buy?

Strange

2008-08-20T08:28:00.000-07:00

So remember a few blogs back I asked about political flair? Check this out. It's possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Made from 100 percent organic cotton and printed with water-based inks, the shirts come in six different sizes, in both men's and women's styles. (How's that for democratic?) Better still, a buck from each sale goes to the Obama campaign. You can even view videos made by people who are promoting change in their own lives, or upload your own pièce de résistance if the spirit moves you. Can't you just hear the 70's music cranking in the background.

Well, I thought that this might be the funniest thing ever, until I saw this:

researchers at Iowa State University have developed a necktie made from solar fabrics. It even has a pocket in it to hold your camera or cellphone. What will we think of next?

Do you have any strange flair? Send it along!

Did Airborne sucker you?

2008-08-19T08:41:00.000-07:00

Ah, the trouble we can get into with words. We as journalists have to be so careful with our words. We have to make sure the words we chose are unbiased adjectives, yet unencumbered by our rule to write unbiased adjectives. We have to follow an AP style of writing while still keeping it fresh and new. We have to tell the truth.

A big part of telling the truth is all in the phrasing. For instance: "Airborne tablets can help to boost your immune system," may be an easier statement to validate than "Airborne tablets will cure your common cold". The latter is exactly what got our dear "holistic" friends Airborne in trouble. Bellow is a New York Times article about the public's recent beef with Airborne.

Airborne Health, a Bonita Springs, Fla.-based herbal supplements firm, has agreed to pay $23.3 million to settle a class-action lawsuit brought against the company for falsely claiming its vitamins prevented colds.

According to the Center for Science in the Public Interest, a non-profit advocacy group that led the lawsuit, there is no credible evidence that Airborne prevents colds or protects consumers from germs.

"Airborne is basically an overpriced, run-of-the-mill vitamin pill that's been cleverly, but deceptively, marketed," David Schardt, the group's senior nutritionist, said in a statement.

Airborne, which ranked No. 149 on last year's Inc 500 list, says its pills "boost the immune system with seven herbal extracts and a proprietary blend of vitamins, electrolytes, amino acids and antioxidants." It has admitted no wrongdoing or illegal conduct in the settlement.

Well, I don't know about you but I fell for Airborne's antics more than once! Oh the days of yonder when in a sniffling and sneezing haze I stumbled to City Market desperately searching for anything aspirin free that could help my cold. I suppose, I never looked at it as some sort of cure all, but I had always assumed that the high content of Vitamin C was at least helpful...right?

Well, maybe not. On August 14, 2008, a press release from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) stated that Airborne Health, Inc. has agreed to pay up to $30 million to settle FTC charges. According to the FTC’s complaint:

"There are some concerns. First, there is no conclusive evidence that this product or any of its ingredients prevents colds or shortens their duration. Second, the adult tablet contains 1 g of vitamin C, and the directions for use advise taking 1 tablet at the first sign of a cold and repeating the dose every 3 hours as necessary. Vitamin C in doses higher than 1 g increases oxalate and urate excretion and may cause kidney stones (EN Taylor et al, J Am Soc Nephrol 2004; 15:3225). Third, the safety of this herbal extraction combination has not been established. And with herbs and dietary supplements in general, we only have the manufacturers’ word on the label for what’s in them."[4]
(Gulp)

Man do I ever feel like a sucker! The good news for us shoppers? Customers with proof of purchase will be refunded for any Airborne they have ever bought. Those without proof of purchases will be reimbursed for up to six packages.

As far as our colds go, most last up to seven days no matter if we are popping pills or praying to the cold God. In other words, we just have to tough it out.

Clean up your kitchen

2008-08-18T07:44:00.000-07:00

This weekend, I decided to do some serious cooking. I was quickly turned off by the idea after looking at my drab old kitchen utensils.

We all have them. Those wine glasses we maybe recived as a gift that we absolutly hate, silverwhere we have had since college, pots and pans with the teflon slightly scratched off (which we are eating by the way...). Needless to say, it was time for a change! Think of how much time we spend in our kitchens either eating or cooking. My guess is if you have a family to feed-a lot! You deserve some high-qulaity kitchenware. I strolled up and down Church Street and then got online. Here are a few things I found that may encourage us to clean up our kitchens

Kiss The Cook
-French craftsmen have been perfecting Le Creuset cookware since 1925. The enamel coated cast iron has many benefits: cast iron heats evenly and retains its heat long after the heat source is gone, the enamel coating provides a unique stick resistant finish that cleans up easily, and Le Creuset cookware is dishwasher safe. Their latest utensils, silicone spatulas, have been all the rage for some time now. They are heat resistant to 1000 degrees and like the cookware, they come in a rainbow of colors.
Click HERE to check out colors and prices.

Williams-Sonoma
-This knife slices ripe tomatoes neatly and cleanly, without squashing them. The scalloped steel blade glides effortlessly through firm skins and juicy interiors, producing thin, uniform slices. Because the blade has a broad, rounded tip, you can transfer delicate tomato slices from cutting board to serving plate with ease. The 18/10 stainless-steel handle has a loop for hanging. Dishwasher safe. 4 1/2" blade; 9 1/2" long overall.

Click HERE to check out prices.

Bennington Potters
-The perfect collection of stoneware bakeware for any baker, this set also makes the perfect gift for anyone on your upcoming wedding or anniversary list! Including a loaf pan, a basic pie pan, round baker, oval baker, rectangular baker, bakers square pan, large mixing bowl, large batter bowl and centerpiece pie pan this is a real collector's dream come true!

Click HERE for colors and prices.

Vermont Gifts and Glass
-These Georgio Wine Goblets are 100% Lead Free, Hand Painted, Hand Blown Crystal.
The Georgio Goblets have an Etched, Grapevine Motif Pattern Hand painted using subtle colors and gold accents.

Click HERE to check out other glasses and prices.

Political Flair

2008-08-13T06:59:00.000-07:00

It seems that we are getting to know the political views of some of our downtown Burlington shops through their ...fashion? Oddly enough democratic candidate Barack Obama has had his face signs, stickers and now, T-shirts and purses.

Burlington based purse ambassador "Flash Bags" has created custom bags with everything from the front page of the Boston Globe to colorful balls of yarn on the front of their bags. One thing is for sure, these bags carry a message.

And now, that message has become political. Their original line of "BUZZ" bags feature vibrant, colorful, themed collages using the words and phrases of pop-media and pop-culture. So far, Obama has made the cut in the above tote bag, with his picture, or a collage if his quotes and speeches from newspaper and magazine clippings.

Obama's face has made it to Urban Outfitters as well, gracing this men's T-shirt line labeled "progress". The shirt comes in rusty colors of the American Flag as well as a simple gray cut.

And last but not at all least, the famous Vermont Teddy Bear Company has created a
15" Barack Obama Bear. Wearing a white dress shirt with sleeves rolled up, black pants, and an Obama '08 campaign button, this Bear knows who he is voting for.

If you have pieces of political flair, ALL political flair, that you have either seen or made, please feel free to send me a jpg at mmflynn@bfp.burlingtonfreepress.com and I will put it up on this blog!

Technology: Make it last

2008-08-12T09:09:00.000-07:00

Skepticism is easy in a world of "battery powered" and "hand held" fun because technology is in a constant race to outdo itself, before you know it, you have 12 pieces of equipment that aren't compatible with your wall outlets.

So it's important to pick pieces of technology that cannot be easily outdated. Even if they are, the new additions simply have more tricks but not necessities. Make sure to make sound investments in your technology. Here are a few technological picks of mine that I believe may stand the test of time.

1.)The Electronic Reader
This little device should not replace your leather-bound library of course, but if you are a person who travels often, this may be a perfect device for you. The "Kindle" electronic reader hold over 200 books in it's 10.3 once body. You may Download and read first chapters for free before you decide to buy. If physical books are too precious for you to give up, you may also download top U.S. newspapers including The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and Washington Post; top magazines including TIME, Atlantic Monthly, and Forbes—all auto-delivered wirelessly. Unlike WiFi, Kindle utilizes the same high-speed data network (EVDO) as advanced cell phones—so you never have to locate a hotspot. Think of it as the ipod for books! Check out prices and watch a video here.

2.)The Universal Charger
If you have lost a cell phone charger,say, in a hotel room and end up having to replace your entire phone because your company has STOPPED making your charger, welcome to my world. Therefore, this universal charger passes my technological test. This charger works with most cell phone brands and all ipods. The best part? It is completely solar powered. Although direct sunlight is recommended for faster charging, the Universal Solar Cell Phone/iPod Charger will still generate a charge in cloudy conditions or indoors through a glass window. Small, light, and extremely portable, the Universal Solar Charger Kit can fit in your pocket for easy transportation to almost anywhere. If purchased, your charger will come in a kit that includes:

1 Universal Solar Charger
1 mini USB cable
2 interchangeable iPod adapters*
5 interchangeable mobile phone adapters

(not bad)

3.)The Kiwi
Since rising gas prices will never be a evil of the past, you can count on a much needed readjustment in your driving habits. The PLX Kiwi is a great technological addition to your car and your wallet. The Kiwi is compatible with all 1996 vehicles and up. It plugs into your existing on board diagnostic port (OBDII), located near your steering column and is able to obtain detailed sensor information about your vehicle such as your optimum driving efficiency. In other words, it tries to save you gas.
As you drive, your daily goal is to obtain the highest “Kiwi Score” possible. In doing so, your driving style will be optimized for the highest MPG no matter what vehicle you drive.

School is back: rock out your room

2008-08-08T13:09:00.000-07:00

It's almost that time again. Time to smell the fresh waxy smell of textbook pages, time to get out your best sweatpants and flip flops, time...to go back to school.

It's also time to start planning out the digs you or your children may inhabit while at school. I'm talking about your dorm room. The dorm room is no longer simply a slum to sling your schoolwork. As students become more and more fashionable, so do their rooms. Here are a couple easy, cheap fixes to make sure your room is tres chic!

Murals
Instead of letting your concrete wall shine through, create a collage mural. Include photos of you and your friends (new and old), postcards of trips you have been on, inspiring articles or photos from magazines and pieces of fabric that remind you of something (or someone!).

Lamps
Working on school work under the "soft glow" of florescent lights is about as bad as it gets. Do yourself a favor and invest in some stand up lamps. They will brighten your mood and look beautiful standing in your corners. Check out these local spots for premier lighting.

Plants
If you are fortunate enough to have a green thumb, snagging a couple green friends will help to give your dorm room some vitality as well as a familiar responsibility around the room; like a house chore. If your thumb is not so green, try getting a very viny plant or a cactus, they tend to be lower maintenance. Go here to find a nursery near you.

Curtains
Well, maybe not curtains. Thick heavy curtains that bring down your atmosphere are out out out! Thick heavy curtains that are already installed in your dorm room, especially need to be out! Draping a thin chiffon around the edges of your window or a funky pattern that matches your rug is a great way to frame your window. Keep people from looking in with shades, not curtains. Check out this Burlington home goods store to get ideas.

But really, beyond it all, make sure you have fun! Decorate your dorm room in a way that reflects you best and makes you most comfortable. You may have four years to go!

Helpful hints to stay organized:

Designer bags: is your purse faking it?

2008-08-04T07:42:00.000-07:00

This past weekend, I celebrated my belated birthday in New York City. As usual, it was great to see the buildings, the culture and for a gal like me-the shopping!

In Manhattan, one need not seek out a shopping mall or visit online stores. Oh no, anything you could possible need is right outside your hotel room. Upset stomach? Just take a left at the light to reach Rite Aid or Duane Read. Shoes? Do you want Manolo Blanichs on 5Th Avenue or Steve Madden's on 34Th street? It's almost absurd the amount of money one can spend while staying within 500' of their residence.

There is also a plethora of hustling in the city. For the most part it's easy for me to ignore, that is, until I pass the purses. Who can resist just taking a peek at name-brand bags when labels like Dolce and Gabbana, Prada and Fendi are jumping out at you at arms length? It's nearly impossible. But it is important to know the difference between real and fake because the real designer is losing a great deal of money to this scam. Most designer bags can cost between $500-$10,000, most fakes cost $20-$80, catch my drift? It's not fair. Everyone in the city has a beautiful bag, how do we know if they are the real deal? Here are five tips on how to tell if your bag is a fake!

- Material. First of all, almost all designer bags are made of a sturdy leather with a natural shine. If you touch the bag, you should easily be able to tell if it is pleather by its plastic-like feel. But before touching you should be able to tell by its gloss. Fake bags are generally overly glossed to attract tourists to shiny objects. Keep in mind: We are not raccoons, we are above that trick. Also check for logo mistakes. If the signature "LV" on your Louis Vuitton Bag says "LX", guess what? It's a fake.

-Lining is a big deal. A fake can almost pull itself off as the real deal, until you look inside. There should be a shiny emblem stamped with the logo and a the canvas lining should match the colors or patterns of the bag. If you have a light blue Burberry purse with a black or tan lining, put it down. It's an impostor!

- There are of course some no-brainers that will let you know your bag is a fake. If the tag inside says "Made in China," the purse is not real. Know your designers; where they are from and where they would most likely manufacture their custom gems. If you donned your new bag out of the trunk of a car I would truly hope that you know it's a fake. Same goes for getting a Prada bag for $20. No sale on this planet would bring a real Prada down to that price. Fake!

-Zippers have always been a great way to tell the quality of a piece. It may not be a purse, it may be clothing, but nine times out of ten if you have a heavy duty brass hardware zipper involved, you've got yourself a gem. Why? Because poor quality fabrics cannot handle their weight. Designer bags often stamp their logo on the zipper as well.

- By far, the easiest way to tell that your bag is a fake is to ask for ID. That's right, card that bag! Most designer bags come with a code card inside of them that has helped track them overseas on their long journey to America. The code card is a desired member when buying a bag. If your dealer cannot produce a card, tell them that you cannot produce cash. :)

PS. Here is the real deal. Pricey, but real!

Where to pick

2008-07-31T07:22:00.000-07:00

The only thing better than eating fresh ripe berries is picking them yourself. Finding the hidden colorful jewel among the bushes is a conquest worth savoring. Here’s where to go:
Owl’s Head Berry Farm: This farm stays open on weeknights until dark. Children are welcome but leave the pets at home. Besides luscious blueberries, Owl’s Head has live music to keep you entertained while scarfing down your finds.
“ If you’re coming out during the day, wear a hat,” said owner Pat Weaver. “Here you don’t need containers; we have those for you by the quart. Look for berries that are blue all the way to the stem. They’ll come off easily. If they are purple, they will be sour, but will ripen overnight in the basket. Solid blue is sweet and ripe.”

Hours: Tuesday and Thursday 5 p.m. until dusk; Wednesday 10 a.m. until dusk; Friday, Saturday, Sunday 9 a.m.- 4 p.m.; music:Tuesday and Thursday 6:30 p.m. Closed Monday. All times are subject to weather and field conditions so be sure to call the crop line.
Contact: 263 Blueberry Farm Road, Richmond, 434-3387

Willow Hill Farm: Pick certified-organic blueberries and currants and see some of Willow’s really good cheese being made. While berries are marketed as pick-your-own on the farm, they also are sold at the farmers market as well as wholesale and to local chefs. Cheese retail is now open from 9 a.m.-5 p.m. every day of the week.

Hours: Open Thursday through Sunday

Contact: Hardscrabble Road, Milton, 893-2963, www.sheepcheese.com

Sam Mazza: Mazza’s berries are easy to access because you can park right in front of them and the bushes are not close to the ground. If you would rather just eat, the stand will host a blueberry breakfast on Aug. 10.
“Make sure you pick the berries that are ripe and blue all the way through,” said owner Laurie Mazza. “You can pick bulk to freeze, but I would really suggest you come weekly to pick them fresh.”

Hours: 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Monday through Saturday

Contact: 277 Lavigne Road, Colchester, 655-3440

Charlotte Berry Farm: The damaging rain has subsided a bit and pre-picked raspberries are still available as well as blueberries. Five percent of all of profits from the berry farm this summer will be donated to local and global organizations that support peace.
“What’s special about us is that we have come to the berry farm as a family. We are committed to welcoming children; it’s so nice to see them walking through the fields, berry picking,” said owner Polly Simpkins. “It’s a very peaceful place. It’s like heaven to me. Over 50 acres, 5 acres along of just blueberries, there are so many different varieties.”

Hours: 9 a.m.-6 p.m. every day but Monday

Phone: U.S. 7, Charlotte, 425-3652

For more information or other berry farms in your area, visit www.pickyourown.org

More local farms to visit:

Adams Apple Orchard & Farm Market: 1168 Old Stage Road, Williston, 879-5226, 888- 387-4288,www.vtapple@upickvermont.org.

Adam’s Berry Farm: Burlington’s Intervale, 578-9093, ahausmann@adelphia.net.

Allenholm Farm: 111 South St., South Hero, 372-5566, apples@together.net.

Ann’s Punkin’ Patch: 2674 Browns Corner Road, Highgate Center, 868-4413, vermonter@netzero.com.

Atwood Orchards: 555 Barnum Hill, Shoreham, 897-5592.

Boutin Berry Farm: 240 Christmas Lane, Williston, 734-8406, Boutinclan@aol.com.

Brigante’s Farm Stand: 682 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 655-0187.

Chamberlin’s Garden & Farm Market: 97 River Road, Underhill, 899-3569, p_chamberlin@msn.com

Champlain Orchards: 2955 Vermont 74 West, Shoreham, 897-2777.

Chapin Orchard: 150 Chapin Road, Essex, 879-6210, jbovevt@comcast.net.

Covered Bridge Berry Patch: 128 River Road, Underhill, 899-2818, jlarue@together.net.

Douglas Orchards: 1050 Route 74 west, Shoreham, 897-5043, ssview@shoreham.net.

Full Moon Farm: 30 Dans Court, Burlington, 863-2199.

Green Wind Farm: 1345 Northrop Road, Fairfield, 933-4592.

Hackett’s Orchard: 86 South St., South Hero, 372-5555, chhluvapls@aol.com.

Happy Valley Orchard: 217 Quarry Road, Middlebury, 388-2411, hvo@sover.net.

Island Blueberries: 63 Adams School Road, Grand Isle, 372-5656.

King’s Taste: P.O. Box 145, Franklin, 888-831-9281.

Lakeside Berry Farm: 16 Christopher Road, Alburg, 796-3691, lsbryfrm@pivot.net

The Last Resort: 2246 Tyler Bridge Road, Bristol, 453-2847.

Mead Lane Farm: P.O. Box 222, E. Middlebury, 388-6045, beakme@gmavt.net

Morse Hillside Farm: Raspberries, maple syrup & honey681 Osgood Hill Road, Westford, VT 05494.

Norris Berry Farm: 686 Davis Road, Hinesburg, 453-3793, norrisberryfarm@gmavt.net.

Nye’s Berryland: 1452 Plains Road, Georgia, 524-4705, joansnye@sover.net.

Paul Mazza’s Fruit & Vegetable Stand: 135 Poor Farm Road, Colchester, 879-0102.

Paul Mazza’s U-Pick Strawberries, Blueberries & Rasberrberries: 182 River Road, Essex, 879-3760.

River Berry Farm: 191 Goose Pond Road, Fairfax, 849-6853.

Scott’s Greenbush Gardens: 79 Quaker St., North Ferrisburg, 425-2370.

Shelburne Orchards: 216 Orchard Road, Shelburne, 985-2753, apple100@together.net.

Weed Farm: 613 Quaker St., Lincoln, 453-7395, weedfarm@gmavt.net

Yankee Kingdom Orchard: 2769 Lake St., W. Addison, 759-2387, info@yankeekingdomorchard.com.

Sidewalk Sale!!

2008-07-29T07:17:00.000-07:00

For 27 years, The Church Street Marketplace has been blocked off to ongoing traffic for one sole reason: shopping!
Over 3,000,000 shoppers, diners, and visitors per year, come to our 4-block red-brick-road to dine in the finest of restaurants and take home the plethora of local wares. But once a year the street opens up to more than the usual day of shopping. At 8 a.m. July 31-Aug.1, Church Street holds its traditional Downtown and Church Street Marketplace Annual Sidewalk Sale, and you don’t want to miss it! Merchants display their wares both in front of and inside their stores. You may see the pair of shoes you wanted earlier in the year, out on the sidewalk at half price. Some merchants extend their sales through the weekend and to make spending even easier, you will have free parking for the first two hours of your shopping experience in any of the city garages. Now go get your shop on!

Ö For parking information click here!

Look Ma! No tan lines!

2008-07-28T06:58:00.000-07:00

While vacationing at our little cabin on Curtis Pond this weekend, I awoke to my mother watching one of the early morning news shows (I believe it was the TODAY but I was really half awake). Nonetheless, I was intrigued by their "new product" segment.

The producers took the show's interns and set them out to try new inventions and products. One of those, was a solar bathing suit that leaves you void of tan lines after a day in the sun! Hmmm, my ears perked up. How could this be? Is this healthy? I did a bit of digging.

Apparently the Solar Tan Thru bathing suits is full of tiny pores by the thousands, allowing UV rays to shine through the suit with sun protection averaging SPF10. The suits come in a micro fiber three times finer than silk, as well as 68 percent nylon and 32 percent Spandex which leads me to believe that this is one comfortable suit! So the only question left for me was: Is it ugly?

The answer? Check it out and let me know! If you this sounds like the perfect suit for you, make sure you have your SPF10!

Office do's and don'ts

2008-07-25T12:10:00.000-07:00

About a month ago we got a interoffice email stating that we need to dress in appropriate office attire despite the fact that it is summer.

This got me thinking: Was I dressed appropriately in summer office attire? And more importantly, what is the appropriate summer office attire? On an extreme level, does this mean we should avoid skin showing, toe showing and come to work in our best-dressed muumuus and moon boots?

The answer is no! You do not have to surrender to a world of unfashionable ways to simply please the working status quot. It's simply a matter of the way in which you present yourself. Here are some do's and dont's for the office and maybe, for every day as well.

Don't: Wear tops that show bra straps or armpits. Unless it is really that hot in your office (which in Vermont is rarely the case) there should be no reason to have your undergarments on full display. Even out of the office, it's tacky and hasn't been popular since the 80's.

Do: Wear a shirt with cap-sleeves or quarter length sleeves. Honestly, the extra inch of fabric is not going to make a huge difference in the temperature, and it can hide the most unflattering parts of our arms. These shirts are everywhere! Make it a point to walk past the wrack holding the tank tops and snag the cap sleeve shirt next to it. This one is at urban Outfitters on Church Street in Burlington for $48.

Don't: Wear shorts to work. Even if they are fancy shorts. That up-close and personal time with other people's inner thigh area can feel a bit too intimate at the office. Shorts should be saved for physical activity, beach activity or any other activity that is spent outdoors.

Do: Try a pencil skirt. They are flattering to the waist and hips so you don't loose your sassy flare. They can also tend to look sophisticated and studious, a perfect addition to your outfit when you don't want your boss giving you the shifty eye! This Interlock Pencil Skirt is as American Aparel on Cherry Street for $32.

Don't: Wear flip flops, Tevas, Birkenstock or any other form of extremely casual footwear. You may be thinking: "They're just toes! what's the big deal?" It's not about not showing your toes, it's about the way in which you show them that ends up being the important part. In a work environment, too casual in any article of clothing can be read as lazy. You must find a way to let your toes run free, beat the system!

Do: Try a peep toe! The name of the shoe is self explanatory. Your big toe and perhaps second toe are revealed just enough to show off that summer pedicure without giving a full display of where you stepped that morning. Try Stella on Church Street. Their shoes are high quality leather with a fit for the funky, fancy or fierce. Now go get your shop on!

Back in the saddle...apparently

2008-07-02T06:54:00.000-07:00

So, last we left off I introduced the band with a sadness in my heart because, alas, our dear drummer Simon was parting from our little family.

Well not anymore! It seems that Simon has had a change of heart after our last Red Square gig, and well he should! The gig was amazing! First off, we set up inside because it looked like a chance of rain and we did not want a repeat of last Sunday (our equipment was fine however). Then, because we were inside on a muggy summers night I expected us to have a tiny crowd. God do I love to be proven wrong.

It was packed! There were people standing outside only because there weren't any seats available (this is a good thing!) and they were leaning inside to listen.

That's another thing, they were listening! What a rarity! To find out how people usually behave at our shows, click here, a column where I found a place to vent my frustrations.

The people that come to these gigs in particular tend to be in their mid-40's to early 50's. I love that for a couple reasons. One, they are not drunken college kids, that's reason enough! Two, I know that they paid for a baby sitter to go out and have a romantic night together. I'm so flattered that they choose to come see me on those nights.

I also saw something on Sunday that I rarely see: Black people! I, myself am African American and sing covers predominantly by African American artists. I would be lying if I didn't say I crave diversity at my shows and in my life. Sunday I got it. This sweet couple from Mississippi told me my voice had the strength of Whitney Houston and the uniqueness of Tina Maria. I told them I wished that was the truth...they hugged me and kissed my face.

let me introduce you

2008-06-26T07:56:00.000-07:00

Hi,

My name is Myra, aka, Myra Mathis-Flynn of the Burlington Free Press, aka, Myra Flynn of Myra Flynn and Spark.

If you're thinking "wow, how do you keep all of it straight?" Well, then you are thinking logically! The answer is, I don't. Myra Flynn, of Myra Flynn and Spark is my music-making, nightclub-singing diva alter-ego who is out until two in the morning singing to her hearts content. Myra Mathis-Flynn gets up in the morning, dusts off the confetti from the night before and goes into work to write for a daily paper.

Yes, it is exhausting but I have come to realize that both are a necessity to me as a whole person. I could not choose between the two and I'm finding it is possible to do both. Sometimes I can feel that I'm compromising one position or the other (usually due to lack of sleep) but at the end of my 18 hour days I usually say to myself: Myra, you did everything you possibly could to be as productive as possible. How many people can say that?

Well I do know a few: my band mates. They are all working stiffs like me who are significantly older than me which means, that if they have managed to master this routine for the last 20 years, I have nothing to complain about.

Paul Boffa- Paul is my bass player. He is who I like to call, "The silver fox!" He has a beautiful head of silver hair and a slim and confident physique. Paul is the business man in our group, he handles all the money stuff that we don't have the guts to deal with. Paul also does out booking and recently landed us a gig at Higher Ground on the 4Th of July. Kudos to you Paul!

Andy Harris- Andy plays keys in our band . He is an old hippie really who was the first person to introduce me to Joni Mitchell, and I love him for it. He looks like a mad scientist when he plays. His eyes get huge and alive and his body moves more than mine on stage! Andy and I bump heads about what sounds good often but it's all in love. (I think he may be a bit def personally.)

At our last show on Sunday it rained so hard at our outside venue that if lifted the canopy that was sheltering us dumping rain onto all of our equipment. I poured about a half a gallon of water out of Andy's keyboards (ugh). Tonight we are going to finally plug it in and make sure it's OK.

Simon Plumpton-Simon is our drummer, but not for long. Alas, as many drummers before him, he is moving on. It's sad, really, but I'm learning that this is music, people come, people go...people want to get famous, people don't because they have families.

It's all very hard on me really. When they come and go the dynamic of our band changes, the energy shifts. I do love these people like family. Well...a dysfunctional one.

Cook is in the kitchen!!

2008-05-22T06:35:00.000-07:00

Well you were all right! David Cook must be doing something right because he is our next American Idol! Wow, it's hard to believe that this show is over, it's been on since February!

Has anyone been able to catch a reaction of David Archuletta or his supposes psychotic father? That kid must be incredibly psyched no matter what. He is 17 and is probably having 10,000 record contracts thrown at him right now! Honestly, I still see his career going farther than Cooks because he has the pipes. As his voice matures and hardens I believe he will be able to rock out just as easily.

As far as Mr. Cook goes, I found his reaction to winning both sincere and dignified. When he cried I even got some goosebumps. The fact that he got to sing with ZZ top is astounding (for him I'm sure...but mostly for me) and i do believe that Cook earned his win.

Apparently so did 12 million others. According to Ryan Seacrest, that's how many people voted for him over Archuletta. That is almost unbelievable to me as I thought this was going to be such a close call, apparently, everyone knew Cook would win.

So, what does Cook win? Does he get the opportunity to chose his own record label or does Idol automatically set him up with one? When will we begin seeing him on TV or hearing him on the radio?

All in all, I'm certainly happy that I watched this season. It has been a long and emotional road and I'm realizing that my father was right when he said I should have watched the show before I auditioned. As much as I enjoyed chatting it up with you characters and seeing some great music, I think if I had seen the show ahead of time I would not have tried out. I think the idea of stars in your eyes is fun, but I would rather my vocal barometer be my audiences that sit outside of Red Square and shake their thang to my music. For me, those folks are the true reward and their personal involvement with me as a musician humbles and teaches me things about myself daily.

Am I mad that I got rejected? Nah! Congratulations David Cook, better you than me.

Archuletta may have a shot...

2008-05-21T06:49:00.000-07:00

Well one thing is for sure, DC and DA certainly did not appear to be the rivals Simon and the rest of the producers set them up to be. When asked to show their competitive side, both stood on stage and recited love poems to each other! It’s possible that they think this will make them more likeable, you tell me, is it working? Personally, I would have liked to see them rip each other to shreds, musically and figuratively. Ah well, I can only hope.

But Simon did get one thing right: DA wrecked DC. It was certainly the young man’s night to shine. He chose all the right songs, he sang loud and hard and I certainly believe he had everyone in America feeling a bit confused about their voting choices. He blew Cook away with “Don’t let the sun” and once again killed it with “Imagine.” (By the way, is it a standard that Idols re-sing the songs they sung earlier in the competition?)

David Cook was dramatic at best. He was off key, screaming (yes...I said screaming) and giving his head voice way too much power. Even Andrew Lloyd Webber said that Cook needed to “watch out for his voice.” In my opinion, I think Cook is a smoker. I can tell that he gets that growl and rasp from cigarettes. Cigarettes are great for that effect, what they are bad for (besides the fact that they kill you...minor inconvenience) is lung capacity and they tend to throw singers off key when they sing high and loud. Cook embodies all of these issues. I hope he quits (if he is smoking) so he has some longevity in his career even though he is...what is it Oscars daddy said last week...”destined for irrelevancy?”
(great line)

So, tell me two things please: Who is going to win? Are you still convinced it will be Cook?

And, what’s up with this Canadian Idol eh?

Why watch?

2008-05-15T07:22:00.001-07:00

So, was anyone surprised at Syesha's dismissal tonight? I knew she was on the "going home"radar for a while so I guess, here we are, left with the two Davids.

At this place in the game it seems pointless to continue watching. Actually, the show became a bit predictable a couple weeks ago, but it's even more pointless now. The folks who are voted off will certainly get a record deal anyway so I don't feel sorry for them. It seems that they don't feel sorry for themselves either, they know they have agencies knocking on their door already.

It's also pointless to watch because we know David Cook is going to win. Point blank. David Archuletta can have all the crazy stage dads he wants, he wont win. The poor kids songs selections have put him in this position and I understand why (after that Chris Brown rendition I would have sent him packing!).

However, I'll say this: If a record is released by Syesha or David A, I'll certainly buy their album before David Cooks. I think they may all sound like this song bellow...which sounds like The Goo Goo Dolls, Stained, Daughtry and all the rest. It's not that I discredit his talent, but listen to this and tell me you haven't already heard songs like this before. He's going to be Top 40 background music. Mark my words.

A strange night of song choices

2008-05-13T18:30:00.000-07:00

Do the judges choose a song the contestants every season? What a brilliant idea. Not only do the judges themselves have to refrain from being overly critical of the song, the participants are confident, for the first time, in the song they’re singing.

“And So It Goes” was, in my opinion, the perfect selection for David Archuletta. Apparently Simon has his knickers in a twist over David’s “predictability” but I’m not sure if that song is even capable of releasing any surprises. It’s a Billy Joel tune! Did I miss something or didn’t Billy Joel sit at a piano most of the time? Plus, David’s “predictable” voice gave me sincere goose bumps.

“If I Aint Got You” by Alicia Keys is one of my favorite songs but I think it was a poor choice for our last lady Syesha. Randy seems to have picked this song because he hears some of Alicia’s vocal qualities in Syesha’s voice, but encouraging that is obviously to her detriment. Syesha sang that song exactly like Miss Keys. I’m disappointed in Randy’s decision.

Of course Simon would be the judge to assign David Cook’s song. It’s obvious that David is going to win this competition and a challenging judge should be assigned to the best. For once, I agree with something Simon says: David does take risks. “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” Roberta Flack gave him the opportunity to turn a subdued song into a rock and roll ballad. Honestly, this nothing new for Cook, but that doesn’t mean it sounds bad.

Now, back to David Archuletta. What was he thinking choosing a Chris Brown song? Words like “boo” and “cutie” and “hot little mama” sound ridiculous coming out of this little boy’s mouth. Apparently Randy agrees. Archuletta certainly showed us a new side tonight and it wasn’t a good one. If he dances like that in high school I’m sure he gets picked on.

Kudos to Syesha for her second song choice “Fever” and double kudos for her chair dance! I’m not sure where she has been hiding this sensual side but I’m glad it’s coming out. Possibly because she has discovered that seduction is the way to Simon’s heart? If so, it didn’t work. Simon called it a “lame cabaret performance.” Ouch.

“Dare You to Move” was an obvious but perfect choice for David Cook. He got to scream and create that anthem feel, but please take note that this is exactly the type of song that allows me to pin-point Cook as a redundant artist. It’s not by my choice, I want to like him as much as the rest of you do, but he is spoon feeding me my insults. Someone out there must understand my reasoning.

“Longer” did the same thing to baby David Archuletta. Also, the woman singing backup managed to out sing him. His whole act is getting a bit John Denver in my opinion. Someone should have helped with his song selections a long time ago.

Syesha also failed to chose a decent song. This weird pop Beyonce sound is not the sound for her voice. I respect the fact that she is attempting to have more fun on stage but her desire to act and put on a show seems to be her priority as oppose to showcasing her voice. Although it’s fun, it’s not the point of this show.

Finally, I know who David Cook has been reminding me of this whole time! Steven Tyler! What a great job he did with “I Don’t Want To Miss a Thing.” I know I must sound a bit bipolar when I talk about Cook, but I would be lying if I said he didn’t rock my world sometimes. Plus, I’m a sucker for a strings background. If he wins I wont be mad, I just wont rush out to buy his CD.

Oh yeah...and check this out. Amazing...

Big shocker

2008-05-08T06:27:00.000-07:00

Surprise surprise! Jason went home. Syesha wasn't sweating a bit up on that stage, she knew she was staying.

For a moment there, I wondered if AI was going to pull a fast one one me and eliminate David Cook, ya know, for another magical surprise factor. But it seems America came to their senses and you may be happy to know...that so have I. I think that I may like Mr. Cook after all. All I needed was a little bit of prospective, IE: a comparison of Cook to Bo Bice.

I'm sorry but Bo Bice is a nightmare (to steal Simon's words). From his hair to his fake guitar sounds, Bice should never be on stage. I know I'm going to catch a lot of flack for these comments, so bring it on, but I would make a better rock and roll singer than Bice. He makes Cook look like a regular Jim Morrison. Speaking of, maybe he should sing some Doors soon, or some kind of classic. It would help me stop imagining that if he does win the next American Idol he will either aspire to be the next Bo Bice or start growing long side bangs,painting his fingers black and shrieking next to bands like Panic at the Disco. Ugh. I shutter at the thought.

ps. I was that close to Erykah Badu. You guys should really consider being journalists if you like to comment on amazing musicians. It's not a bad gig :)