The Dancing Muffin

Henry was trapped in the particle accelerator again--- and this time, Caroline wasn't there to help him.

2008-09-03T14:06:00.000-07:00

Sorry for being such a terrible poster. Again.

Polo- Izod
Bow- Came with a pair of jeans
Skirt- China
Pants- Pajamas!
Hair poofs- China

Uhm. I just really like these pants. They're made of this supersoft fabric and I love the leaf print. They're nifteh. But I didn't really wear this outfit... you know, out. Maybe because there was nowhere to go that day.

Nope, I haven't got a life.

Aoo

2008-08-27T15:15:00.001-07:00

Applehead. It's Japanese and their myspace can be found here.

God, I feel like shit.

"Love," remarked Caroline, "is terribly depressing."

2008-08-19T22:23:00.000-07:00

I've neglected this blog for far to long, but now I'm back again!!

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Well, the TV isn't here yet, but I can still squeal while watching the ad for the U.S. version of Kath and Kim.

Willya look at that teal jumpsuit!!

Said the fox unto the elephant: "What am I doing in Africa?"

2008-08-11T20:05:00.000-07:00

More oldness. Methinks I should play dress-up more often.

Top- pajama top (yes, again. I'm lazy)

Pants- Mama

Shoes- Mama again

Man, those shoes PINCH!!!!!!!! But they're so worth it.

Heh heh, I had some trouble getting decent shots of the shoes, but these are the best ones.

And,

WOOT WOOT!

I watched the men's synchronized diving today, and China won the gold.

But man.

The Germans were SO. DAMN. HOT.

*sigh* :D

Don't you just love seeing hunky men in Speedos getting alllllllllll wet?!

Henry's mood plummeted when he realized that small elves had painted the halway lavender.

2008-08-08T18:17:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE FUCK.

I JUST READ IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT AMERICAN APPAREL IS COMING TO MADISON. GREAT TIMING, GUYS. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER, AND YOU WAIT UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVE.

FUCK YOU WORLD.

FUCK YOU.

Thousands of male models lined up at the gate to watch the Queen polish up her watermelon dispenser

2008-08-03T15:56:00.000-07:00

I love these for some reason. I think they're like the classic slick-spy sunglasses, only better. You know, because they're yellow.

So here's the Polyvore set! Bright colors, leather (please pretend it's pleather), lots of gadgets, red red lipstick, AA tights (of course) and a gun.

Oh, and have you noticed the new mascot on the sidebar? Be sure to say hello to Muffin!!

My oily forhead.

2008-08-02T12:34:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry I havent' been commenting on your blogs. The house is in disorder and I'm pretty busy with packing and everything. (Expect irregular posts...)

But I did see the Series of Unfortunate Events again on tv last night. It really isn't the best movie I've seen, but I love the look of the whole thing: sort of quirky, but dark. I enjoyed the costumes very much!
HAPPY HAPPY CRUNCH BUNNY.

I love Violet's coat. And her shoes. And her hair.

Sorry about the small pictures. But here you see Violet's lovely dress:

I do like her fishnet sleeves:

Oh, Klaus is so cute.

...

He must be older now, right?

The horses frollicked across a field of anchovies...

2008-07-31T10:18:00.000-07:00

Blurriness!

Top- It's actually a pajama top

Bottoms- China

Necklace- Museum shop

I wish I could show you better pictures; the top has this delightful jolly print of sailboats, and the cuffs of the pants have little blue flowers...

Ahahahahahaha

2008-07-28T22:33:00.000-07:00

You Are a Spork

You have a playful, eccentric sense of humor.
You are creative. You see the world in bold colors.

You are a dabbler. You love to experiment.
You aren't an expert in anything, but you know a little about everything.

What Utensil Are You?

Timothy fluttered and blushed prettily.

2008-07-28T15:23:00.001-07:00

This is my hat.
Sadly, my head is ever-so-slightly too large for it, and my glasses and pigtails sort of add to the problem. But it's all right if I wear it with my hair down, I think.

For some reason I have this vision of myself walking along the seaside in this hat, with the wind in my hair, and the waves crashing on the rocks below me... It's early morning, and there's a handsome, dark haired man walking toward me (in slow motion of course) and his open shirt is flapping in the wind.

Ok, never mind about that last part.

But anyway, I need to pimp out this hat. The bow is lame, and the rhinestone thingy you see in the front is quite tacky. I'll find a thick ribbon somewhere, maybe. And fabric flowers. And plastic fruit, cuz da ladies dig dat.

Pink or white ribbon, do you think?

She stepped on a silver butterfly.

2008-07-26T15:43:00.001-07:00

I went to the Burlington Coat Factory today and bought tights, a lavender sunhat, and a white top. Pictures will be up later.
Golly, that store is a mess, but I do love the prices so!!

And this is from a while ago, when I was experimenting with layering:

Skirt on top- Mom

Skirt on bottom- Mom

Jacket- Sear's

Belt- ?

I found the jacket on clearance for only five dollars. It was a great day.

Oh, and I think I'm moving...
To southern California.
This blows. I haven't told any of my friends yet, or Rocket Club, or my almost-boyfriend. I'm not sure if it'll be ok...
*sigh*
I'll still be blogging, though. Hey, why do you look so disappointed?

A tutu...TRANSFORMED.

2008-07-24T18:17:00.001-07:00

Now it's a tutu...

And now it's not!!!!!!!!!!

Yups. You know I'm strange.

I found this tutu hiding in the back of the closet... all poofy tulle and spandex, but it was too small! So I had to wear it as a headdress instead.

I just flipped it upside down and put it on my head.

Instant awesomeness.

Damn, she's raw.

2008-07-23T10:10:00.000-07:00

Of course you know Tavi.

Or, at least, you should. If you don't click *HERE*.
I mean it.
Right now.

Then read *this article*.
If you're not angry, then here's the perfect site for you...
*STUPID IDIOT CLUB STORE*

Anyway, what the article basically says is that Tavi is probably a 20-something posing as a 12-year-old kid, and that no girl at age twelve could be stylish and articulate.

How very offensive and condescending. I hate *ahem* dislike people like these. They think that now they're all grown up, nobody younger is worth their time. They don't believe that young people are capable of anything...

GRARRRRRR, I'm just so disturbed and outraged by this whole thing; I'm a huge fan of Tavi's, she writes a great blog, and I know she's fo' real. I can't believe anyone would write such spiteful things about her.

OMG YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-07-21T11:12:00.000-07:00

Exciting, no?

Now watch me get a bangs tan. That wouln't surprise me, since I already have

1. a glasses tan

2. a shoe tan

3. a watch tan

4. and a farmer's tan.

Camera still dead

2008-07-19T14:10:00.001-07:00

This is what I wore yesterday to see Hellboy.
I don't know why I'm wearing all brown. Except for the scarf, of course.
^-^

Scarf- Some shop in Paris

T-shirt- Kohl's

Skirt- China

The movie was awesomely awesome, of course. There was this wonderful scene where Hellboy was in the shower.

You should go see it if you haven't already. And tell me what you think of Selma Blair's new look... especially her haircut.

Oh, and speaking of haircuts? I got one today! Very simple: just bangs straight across and the rest was trimmed to shoulder-length.

I'll probably get a picture up for you tomorrow or something.

Wooooot

I love it!!!

quick post

2008-07-17T18:59:00.001-07:00

Delightful.

Found on Etsy.
Click *HERE* for details and to buy

Who's excited to see Hellboy?!

2008-07-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

I AM!!!!!!!!
I'm going on Friday with my friend and her odd (yet strangely sexy), kilt- wearing brother.
Fuck, yeah.

Here's the outfit of the day:

I'm sorry everything's so blurry, but my camera died again. I had to use the webcam, which is really a piece of shit in disguise.

Top- Kohl's
Skirt- Secondhand button-up
Headband- Knitted by yours truly...
(You can't even see it, but it's purple, and I'm very proud of it.)
Slippers- China

Sorry, But I couldn't be bothered to put on real shoes.

Anyway, I tried the shirt-as-skirt thing, and I really like how it looks. But it's so awfully short. I don't think I'll be wearing it out anytime soon.

Maybe I'll find a bigger shirt.

Suspenders Galore

2008-07-14T11:38:00.001-07:00

I just found the greatest site ever.

Seriously.

It's a website that just sells suspenders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(click the picture to got to suspenders.com)

My favorite band...

2008-07-14T11:21:00.000-07:00

...is Muse.

I love their music, but also their pretty graphics.

You can click HERE and HERE to look at their online store.
These are my two favorite t-shirts:

I found these on their Myspace page:

Oh yeah, I've been tagged...

Mmm...

I'll do it later. I feel too lazy right now. ;)

I am sad. Sad. Sad.

2008-07-10T12:31:00.000-07:00

My face was looking deformed again.

Dress- given to me by my favorite aunt

Jacket thing- Macy's

It's not much, but I liked the colors.

I wore this on the last day of school, I think.
Which was weeks and weeks and lifetimes ago.
I miss people so much... and something else.

Disguised...

2008-07-08T16:19:00.000-07:00

Some inventive USB designs!

Anne Morgan incorporates usb flash drives into her jewelry...

And these are "humping dogs" that you can get on the ThinkGeek website.

Fun, eh?

I'm sorry, miss--- but you clash with the furniture.

2008-07-03T10:01:00.000-07:00

Please ignore my face.

Top- secondhand

Skirt- made by Grandma

Sandals- China

Headband- made by me

I bought a huge bundle of hair elastics at the Dollar Store (which, by the way, are NOT FUCKING ELASTIC--- what a joke), and since they were pretty much usless, I just knotted a few of them together and made a nifty headband!

Woot woot.

Oh, what a coincidence!

2008-07-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

I was going through my math notebooks (which are really my sketchbooks, because I never actually do math in class) and I came upon this drawing:

(The girl has fish ears)

BAMMMMM!!!!!
Doesn't this kind of look like the dress that I just posted below?!

old, old, old

2008-06-30T13:55:00.001-07:00

Ok, these pictures were taken a couple of months ago, actually. They were sitting in my camera, and I'd completely forgotten about them...

Vest- Mommy
Tee- Kohl's
Skirt- Mommy (I have a lot of her clothes)
Socks- Target
Boots- Secondhand

The skirt was suuuuuuuper tight. In fact, I tried it on recently, and ripped right in half.
:'(
WAHHH! It was so sad.

quick post

2008-06-29T11:52:00.000-07:00

Fish?
Mermaid?

*link*