Makes You Laugh - Cry Without It

Bud Light Beer Ad - Who's the Monkey?

2009-07-13T19:06:00.000+08:00

Five reasons not to be a penis

2009-07-12T19:14:00.001+08:00

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

Daily Routine Of People Today

2009-07-11T18:55:00.000+08:00

Coke and Bra Size

2009-07-10T18:33:00.000+08:00

Funny ad involving coke and bra. Shall not spoil the fun.

Condition of the gums

2009-07-09T18:59:00.000+08:00

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

"Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."

"Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No I'm sorry" he says, "But my Mom told me that ALL women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised.

Helping A Friend In Need

2009-07-08T18:47:00.000+08:00

Ugly Chick Gets Lots of Guys Attention

2009-07-07T19:10:00.000+08:00

What would make a bunch of cute guys desire so desperately to get the ugly chick dancing with them?

Pay up or else

2009-07-06T18:55:00.000+08:00

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say:"$20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "Not all of them pay..."

How Dating Will Be Like in 5 Years Time

2009-07-05T18:55:00.001+08:00

Best Kind of Laugh

2009-07-04T20:00:00.001+08:00

Know what is the best kind of laughter?

The War

2009-07-03T19:09:00.000+08:00

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father... during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question..."

"And what is that?" said the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Creative & Hilarious Toilet Signs (2)

2009-07-02T18:50:00.000+08:00

The Animals Must Be Crazy (2)

2009-07-01T18:55:00.000+08:00

The Replacement

2009-06-30T19:01:00.000+08:00

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him.

"You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."

The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman.

"I choose this room!" the man says.

"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.

"You can go now. I've found your replacement."

Pervert at Carshow

2009-06-29T19:07:00.000+08:00

Condom Commercials

2009-06-28T19:01:00.000+08:00

Smart Move

2009-06-27T18:53:00.000+08:00

Johnny wanted to screw a hot girl in his office - but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and just said "I'll give you $1,000 if you let me screw you".

The girl said "No".

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said "OK, ask for $2,000 and pick up the money real fast so he won't even be able to get his pants down". So she accepts the proposal as offered.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl to call so they can think about what to do with the two grand.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whats happening? She replies "The bastard used coins".

If Men Wrote Advice Columns

2009-06-26T19:02:00.000+08:00

Scared Out Of Your Wits

2009-06-25T19:00:00.001+08:00

Updates: Had replaced with a new video!

Poor Frank

2009-06-24T18:55:00.000+08:00

Frank works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.

His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Frank! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Frank. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Frank if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Frank, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Frankie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Frank's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Frank follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Frank tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Frank, you picked up a real bitch this time."

Corporate Logos in Recession Parody (2)

2009-06-23T18:51:00.002+08:00

Snake in bathroom

2009-06-22T19:02:00.002+08:00

Missing Rooster

2009-06-21T19:09:00.001+08:00

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

But one Saturday night the cock went missing!

The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen MY cock?"

Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests, and a goat.

Genuine Puma Clothing Apparel

2009-06-20T18:57:00.001+08:00

After a One Night Stand

2009-06-19T19:10:00.001+08:00

Funny compilation of scenarios on the morning after a one night stand.