tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8672552.post-1150627817695927872006-06-18T10:50:00.000Z2006-06-18T10:58:38.900Z<div align="left"><div class="Section1"><p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><br />It is just before England v Brazil at the World Cup. Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.<br />"What's up?" he asks.<br />"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".<br />Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."<br />So Ronaldino goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.<br />After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)".<br />He is beating England all by himself!<br />Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.<br /><br />"Result from the Stadium"<br />Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - England 1 (Owen 89 minutes)".<br /><br />They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against England!!<br />They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino.<br />They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.<br />He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"<br /><br />"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"</span></p><br /></div></div>Andy S. Murray (Netarcher)http://www.blogger.com/profile/11606275422477696693noreply@blogger.com