KEVINKNOWS

BLING! [TO BE PRONOUNCED LIKE PIECES OF METAL CHIMING TOGETHER!]

2009-05-11T14:53:00.000-07:00

DO YOU LIKE HIP HOP MADE WITH VACUUM CLEANERS AND CANS AND STUFF BY PUNK ASS CUTIES? I KNOW I DO. JEWELERY BY MICACHU AND HER BAND THE SHAPES IS MY FAVORITE RECORD RIGHT NOW. IT'S A CACOPHONOUS PERFECTION.

UP TILL NOW SHE HAS BEEN MAKING BOOTLEG TAPES WITH HER ACTING AS M.C. BUT NOW HER RECORD IS OUT ON ROUGH TRADE. GO BUY IT AND THE GO BUY TICKETS TO SEE HER ON TOUR.

PLAY PLAY PLAY IN MY HEAD!

2009-04-13T16:22:00.000-07:00

TELEPATHE'S NEW FULL LENGTH "DANCE MOTHER" IS OUT NEXT WEEK. I MUST HAVE WATCHED THIS VIDEO 1000 TIMES SINCE I FIRST SAW IT. PERHAPS POSTING THIS WILL HELP RID ME OF ITS TRANCE INDUCING GRASP! NOW ITS YOUR TURN.

DID I MENTION THAT BUSY FROM TELEPATHE IS ONE QUARTER OF OUR GENERATIONS..UM...LIKE LED ZEPPELIN OR SOMETHING?

TELEPATHE PLAY TORONTO JUNE 4TH.

VIOLATE ME!

2009-04-13T16:15:00.000-07:00

THEY DON'T MAKE STRAIGHT MEN LIKE THIS ANYMORE. THEY NEVER MADE A GAY MAN LIKE THIS. I WILL NEVER NEED ANY OTHER ADULT-ORIENTED IMAGE AFTER SEEING THIS VIDEO OF DAVE GAHAN PACKING IN - SO TO SPEAK - ALL THE HOTTEST MOVES A GROWN MAN COULD INTO A FEW SHORT MOMENTS. I JUST HAD TO SHARE.

SO EXCITED TO SEE DEPECHE MODE THIS SUMMER IN TORONTO WITH MY FELLOW GOTH LOVIN' SLUTTY FRIEND. BUY HER ADULT-ORIENTED CAKES NOW! PERHAPS YOU NEED A DAVE GAHAN PACKAGE-IN-WHITE-PANTS CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I KNOW I DO.

THE SOUND THAT PHOTOGRAPHS MAKE!

2009-03-12T12:31:00.000-07:00

THE DIRTY PROJECTORS ONLY DO AMAZING. NEVER DID GET PAST THIS SONG ON THE "DARK WAS THE NIGHT" COMPILATION...
ANYWAYS THIS VIDEO IS LIKE ;"BLAH BLAH BLAH" AND THEN THE D.P.S JAM IT OUT CAMPFIRE STYLE WITH HIPSTER-HIPPY SING-A-LONG.

BEST BAND.

SMALL FLOWERS

2009-03-06T23:19:00.000-08:00

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT SONIC YOUTH CALLED THEIR ALBUM "THE ETERNAL" I THOUGHT - OH MAN,YOU GUYS ARE WALKING RIGHT INTO THIS ONE. BUT!...DO SONIC YOUTH SOUND AWESOME AGAIN? ITS NOT THAT THEIR LAST RECORDS WERE BAD, REALLY - BUT CMON! WHEN RADICAL ADULTS LICK CAPITALISTIC DOUCHBAG STYLE ITS TIME TO PACK IT IN. THEY'RE ONE PITCHFORK ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DESIGNING A CLOTHING LINE FOR TARGET.
HOWEVER THIS TASTE OF THE RIDICULOUSLY GUARDED SY RECORD MIGHT BE THE NEEDLE THAT UNBREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK.
THOUGHTS?

OH AND THIS HILARIOUSLY TITLED ARTICLE.

POLAROID ON 'ROIDS!

2009-01-15T15:22:00.001-08:00

I HAD NO IDEA AND I AM SO EXCITED. THE NEW DIGITAL VERSION OF POLAROID CAMS PRINT OFF PHOTOS WITHIN 60 SECONDS ON WATER-RESISTANT, TEAR-PROOF, AND SMUDGE-PROOF PAPER! IT'S NO ORIGINAL BUT NICE TO HAVE THEM AROUND STILL! ITS LIKE A FRIEND WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN CHUBBY GOING ON SOME DISTURBING DIET AND REINVENTING THEMSELVES- AT FIRST YOU ARE LIKE "I LIKED YOU CHUBBY!" AND THEN YOU REALIZE EVERYONE HAS TO GET WITH THE TIMES. OH MAN THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SAID BUT FORGIVE ME I AM EXCITED.

THIS IS REALY "CONSUMERS DIGEST-Y" I KNOW, SORRY.

THEN!

NOW!

IT'S TEENY-TINY!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO......

2009-01-04T12:34:00.000-08:00

WHY DOES A HUSTLER WEAR WHITE PANTS?

2008-12-04T08:42:00.001-08:00

FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND AT THE BRUCE LABRUCE RETROSPECTIVE IN TORONTO. ITS AT THE ROYAL THEATRE.

PHEW!

2008-11-19T13:41:00.000-08:00

ONCE IN A WHILE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL COMES ALONG. I RECENTLY RECEIVED A PACKAGE OF MUSIC FROM JAMES LOMAN- SINGER OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS, BLOODLINES. WELL ALSO INCLUDED WERE SOME RATHER PECULIAR POP RECORDINGS FROM CAN FOUNDER HOLDER CZUKAY WITH VOCALS BY SOMEONE NAMED PHEW. SHE IS OFTEN CALLED THE "NICO" OF JAPAN. HERE IS A VIDEO SET TO THE SONG "CLOSED". THE IMAGES APPARENTLY COME FROM A CHILDREN'S MOVIE CALLED SKY. WHY DON'T WE TRY TO HORRIFY OUR CHILDREN ANYMORE?

UH, STEP TWO IS FINDING THAT SHOW. ANYONE?

BLUE IMELDA

2008-11-09T19:30:00.000-08:00

HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL NEW VIDEO FROM FINAL FANTASY'S Spectrum, 14th Century EP. DIRECTED BY M BLASH.

THIS MAKES TWO IN WHAT'S SURE TO BE AN AMAZING SERIES OF VIDEOS FOR THE MINI ALBUM. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERES ITS PREDECESSOR, "THE BUTCHER". DIRECTED BY JESI THE ELDER. BLOOD AND GUTS FOR THE KIDS!

WATCH OUT HERE FOR MORE.

NOVEMBER 4TH

2008-11-04T23:10:00.000-08:00

BIG SURPRISE! NEW ADULT.

2008-10-25T17:52:00.000-07:00

DETROIT'S DEMENTED DUO ADULT. KEEP BUSY. I GUESS THEY WOULDN'T BE SO GLORIOUSLY FUCKED UP AND STRESSED OUT IF THEY WERE THE VACATION TYPES. THEY ONLY JUST COMPLETED THEIR FIRST FILM, A SOUNDTRACK, AND NOW A NEW E.P.!

HERE IS THEIR NEW VIDEO WHICH APPEARS TO BE THEIR OWN GORY TAKE ON "THRILLER".

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"DECAMPMENT".

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YOU CAN ALSO VISIT THE NEWLY LAUNCHED NICOLA KUPERIS PHOTOGRAPHY WEBSITE. LOTSA DEAD GIRLS.

KEEP MARKY MARK FAMOUS!

2008-10-24T12:12:00.000-07:00

OH THE GOOD OLD DAYS. SIMPLER TIMES AND SIMPLER MARKY MARK. HERES A VID FROM THE "POP STAR AS PRODUCT PROP" HEYDAY BEFORE THEY WERE ALL MADE THAT WAY. WATCH AS HE FORMS SHORT SENTENCES! MOSTLY CENTERED AROUND THE IDEA - "YO". SO CUTE!

"IT'S CLASSIC, I'M AFRAID..."

WEEEEEEEEE!

2008-10-22T17:41:00.001-07:00

PASSION PIT!!!!

2008-10-15T08:36:00.000-07:00

BEEN WAITNG FOR THESE GUYS TO DO A VIDEO FOR A WHILE NOW!

PASSION PIT HAVE ONE EP CALLED CHUNK CHANGE. ITS GOOEY KIND OF CANDY ADDICTIVE. HAVE FUN!

CALIFORNIA GIRLS

2008-10-08T10:15:00.000-07:00

SAN FRANSISCO'S GIRLS ARE BRINGING IT ALL BACK TO THAT WHO GIVES A FUCK PUNKNESS OF THE EARLY NINETIES WHERE MUSIC CAME FIRST AND CLOTHES KINDA JUST CAME. ITS LIKE BEACH BOYS AND SEBADOH AND SONIC YOUTH ALL JAMMED TOGETHER.

ANYWAYS GOT THEIR PAGE AND GET TOTALLY ADDICTED TO EACH AND EVERY AWESOME JAM.

HERE IS AN AMAZING VIDEO WHERE GIRLS JUST GENERALLY FUCK SHIT UP AND HAVE FUN.

LET'S GET HIGH, BABY.

ORIGINATING TRAUMA

2008-10-06T12:03:00.000-07:00

OOOOH! A FOUR PART DOCUMENTARY WITH MIKE KELLY!

FUCKING CATS.

2008-10-01T22:55:00.000-07:00

BEFORE THE DIVORCE

2008-10-01T16:56:00.000-07:00

THIS GIRL WAS IN MY APARTMENT THE OTHER NIGHT AND EVERYTHING SHE REFERENCED ABOUT HER CHILDHOOD FELL INTO TWO CATEGORIES: BEFORE AND AFTER "THE DIVORCE". THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT SONIC YOUTH.

ANYHOW, BEFORE THEY TOOK UP PUSHNG LATTE'S AND CORPORATE CLUSTER [CLUTTER] THE SY WERE THE PUNKEST SHIT. SO HERE IN THREE PARTS I SAY: HERE'S TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS! FUCK YEAH!?

THANKS CAT POWER FOR THE TIP.

FUCK YEAH!

2008-09-28T18:17:00.000-07:00

WHO WILL LOVE YOU - OH!?

2008-09-28T11:44:00.000-07:00

THE AMAZING SAMARA LIU CREATED THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FILM FOR THE SONG "FIRE IN THE OCEAN" FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED UPCOMING RELEASE FROM THE ORGAN.

I WANT THOSE GIRL PIRATES TO COME AND HIJACK MY BOOTY.

ALSO I WANTED TO AMEND A STATEMENT I MADE IN THAT LAST POST ABOUT THE ORGAN. I FEEL LIKE ITS TOO EASY TO DISCARD THESE SONGS AND SINGERS AS MERE BUMMERS. ALL YOU EVER READ IS HOW THESE SONGS ARE DEPRESSING WHICH I THINK IS UNFAIR AND LAZY. THE AMAZING THING ABOUT A LOT OF ORGAN LYRICS IS THAT THEY RECOGNIZE SITUATIONS THAT ARE COMPLEX, AND OFTEN JUST FUCKED. IT'S INTRICATE. WHICH IS MORE THAN DEPRESSING, ACTUALLY.

"WE ARE SO MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER - WE DON'T SEE THE NEED FOR EACH OTHER"

GEEZ.

SALAD FINGERS- ALMOST ORGASMIC

2008-09-19T07:37:00.000-07:00

HELLO FRIENDS. IT'S BEN A WHILE BUT LAST NIGHT A FRIEND OF MINE POINTED ME IN THE DIRECTION OF SOME DEMENTED NEW SHIT. SALAD FINGERS! IT'S BASICALLY LIKE "SAW" FOR KIDS - ENJOY!

EPISODE ON IS CUTE BUT THINGS GET REALLY.....WELL JUST WATCH.

I LIKE IT WHEN THE RED WAHTAH COMES OUT!

EVEN IN THE NIGHT.

2008-09-03T19:05:00.001-07:00

DESPAIR!!!

ITS HARD NOT TO. WHEN THE ORGAN BROKE UP A FEW YEARS BACK IT WAS LIKE SHOWING UP AT AN AA MEETING TO FIND AN LCBO. WELL WORD HAS IT THAT THIS OCTOBER MINT RECORDS WILL BE RELEASING A CD TITLED "THIEVES"- 6 UNRELEASED SONGS FROM THE LATE GREAT MASTERS OF THE BUMMER.

HERE IS A PRETTY GOOD RECORDING OF AN UNTITLED SONG WHICH WE COULD MAYBE REFER TO AS "DON'T BE ANGRY'. I'M SO EXCITED I AM ALREADY COLLECTING FOOD AND WATER IN CASE I CAN'T LEAVE MY APARTMENT FOR WEEKS!

MY OLD FAVORTIE "LET THE BELLS RING" IS ALOS FEATURED ON THE MINIALBUM: HERE IS A REALLY CUTE VIDEO FOR THE SONG.

I WOULDN'T BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE TELLS YOU "ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT".

WATCH THIS OR I WILL BEAT YOU UP!

2008-08-27T09:35:00.000-07:00

OH MY GAWD I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE! SUGAR BOXX STARS THE ONE AND ONLY TURA SATANA OF FASTER PUSSYCAT AND ASTRO ZOMBIES FAME!
SHE'S PRETTY MUCH THE TOUGHEST COOKIE AND LITERALLY KICKS PEOPLES ASSES 24-7.
THERES NOT MUCH INFO SYNOPSIS WISE FOR THIS MOVIE YET,-OTHER THAN "WOMEN, MURDER, RAPE, MAYHEM"- BUT I AM PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH. BASICALLY BOSOMY BABES WREAKING HAVOC ON THE MALE POPULOUS IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW!

WATCH THE TRAILER OR SUFFER THE HAND OF TURA!:

DO NOT TOUCH HIS BODY

2008-08-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

YOUTUBE IS THE NEW "PARENTS SHOWING NUDE PHOTOS OF YOU AS A CHILD" - EXCEPT WE DO IT TO OURSELVES. GOOD LUCK KID HOPE THIS GETS DELETED BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL.

THANKS JUSTIN SMITH!