tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84937310282327485652008-07-23T12:03:11.053-07:00___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comBlogger131125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-80404900474520568502008-07-23T11:59:00.000-07:002008-07-23T12:03:11.076-07:00Pranavanshu: ohkay.....u now<br />Pranavanshu: how to take admissions<br />Pranavanshu: in MBA Univs In us<br />Pranavanshu: like...stanfrd and howrd<br />___nobody: it starts with an application<br />___nobody: and a paper on why you should get in<br />Pranavanshu: haha...i noe dat..<br />Pranavanshu: but any oder<br />Pranavanshu: req<br />Pranavanshu: sumthin xtraordinary??<br />___nobody: you may have a problem with the paper___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-61458759115570370372008-07-17T11:23:00.001-07:002008-07-17T11:24:17.147-07:00Albert: I drive in with muscle memory<br />Albert: no clue what the name of the exit I take is<br />Albert: just exit right after the airplane museum<br />___nobody: is this the same excuse you use for<br />___nobody: why you beat those homeless people___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-88016919517806472572008-07-17T11:08:00.000-07:002008-07-17T11:10:02.152-07:00___nobody: did you feed xxxxx xxxxxx's name to the google HR sharks<br />Nick: yep yep. They locked me in a room and beat me silly until I named names.<br />___nobody: i said u were just working the referral bonus<br />Nick: oh, no. Actually, I enjoyed the beatings.___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-88734987782115711322008-07-14T13:44:00.001-07:002008-07-14T13:44:48.680-07:00Joel: i bought a piece of artwork<br />Joel: was not too expensive<br />Joel: its my entire wall<br />Joel: its really cool<br />___nobody: wow<br />___nobody: you are gay<br />___nobody: grats___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-49340089752687979622008-06-30T15:21:00.000-07:002008-06-30T15:31:22.210-07:00Albert: are u going to wimp out on our picnic this year<br />___nobody: when is the picnic<br />___nobody: am i invited<br />Albert: damn u never signed up for the yahoo group?<br />Albert: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/...<br />___nobody: ok done<br />Albert: woo hoo<br />Albert: u used ur yahoo-inc address<br />___nobody: is that bad<br />Albert: planning on keeping that for a while? <br />___nobody: if i need it for next year<br />___nobody: i'll just rely on you reminding me in person<br />___nobody: just like this year<br />___nobody: except i go thru the motions of joining your group<br />___nobody: just to be polite___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-52870112570340379902008-06-19T17:28:00.000-07:002008-06-19T17:37:54.234-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.chevy.com"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_NnXAPhrek7w/SFr7vfoPpkI/AAAAAAAAADc/7q8DU0jMknU/s400/think_again_too.PNG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213756311997490754" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://careers.yahoo.com/"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_NnXAPhrek7w/SFr56bfKkKI/AAAAAAAAADU/5iYY31zQ9kw/s400/think_again.PNG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213754300840972450" /></a>___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-80328813298653816092008-06-09T14:40:00.000-07:002008-07-14T18:13:33.421-07:00___nobody: i need a new computer<br />Sandy: why do you need a new one?<br />Sandy: too much porn on the old one?<br />___nobody: well after those federal agents seized the last one<br />___nobody: shrug<br />___nobody: what can yah do<br />Sandy: they didn't give it back?<br />Sandy: maybe it's because you had all those naughty pictures<br />Sandy: with the HK movie stars on it<br />___nobody: my pride & joy<br />___nobody: well mostly the latter___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-36681694329944836792008-05-19T22:53:00.000-07:002008-05-19T22:55:23.814-07:00William: I went out to lunch to meet a few old co-workers<br />William: my boss told me <br />William: "you're going to lunch with people that could instigate serious harm for this company"<br />William: and that I shouldn't talk about anything I'm doing at work.<br />William: So apparently his crazy dial does in fact go to 11, <br />William: for when he needs that extra little bit of crazy___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-88410912863928781382008-05-06T11:38:00.000-07:002008-05-06T15:43:01.401-07:00___nobody: it is good for the world that i am not insanely rich<br />___nobody: otherwise i would buy death lasers<br />___nobody: killer satellites,<br />___nobody: underground lairs in <br />___nobody: enigmatic southeast asian countries<br />___nobody: patrolled by nubile, <br />___nobody: female dwarf assassins___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-81752237779412495282008-04-04T16:42:00.001-07:002008-04-04T16:42:57.512-07:00Dean: Do you ever write anything interesting in your blog,<br />Dean: or do you just cut and paste in IM conversations?<br />___nobody: i try to avoid #1___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-61941780838409393822008-04-03T19:12:00.000-07:002008-04-03T19:15:27.875-07:00Dean: What have you done this week. :p<br />___nobody: I cleaned up the installation of some servers<br />___nobody: What a mess that is<br />___nobody: it's like the kitty litter box<br />___nobody: in the house of a thousand cats<br />___nobody: each cat making some half assed attempt<br />___nobody: at pushing litter over their "contributions"<br />___nobody: but its really just<br />___nobody: not trying to step in anybody else's___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-64953838720365522672008-03-25T01:00:00.000-07:002008-03-25T01:06:06.211-07:00denis: you are a king among<br />denis: bigger and better kings___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-28007613549638303412008-03-10T14:11:00.001-07:002008-03-10T14:14:00.521-07:00nolan: I have some good news from Alaska<br />___nobody: from alaska?<br />___nobody: NOLAN 1, POLAR BEARS 0<br />nolan: Exactly<br />___nobody: BEEYOTCH THIS IS MY TUNDRA!<br />___nobody: MY TUNDRA!___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-64550606787150255042008-02-24T16:51:00.000-08:002008-02-24T16:53:31.779-08:00denis: vista yahoo! messenger makes your words so beautiful<br />___nobody: like angels typing<br />___nobody: then, posing nude in front of webcam___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-57264533762461080052008-02-15T15:46:00.000-08:002008-02-15T15:52:38.142-08:00Brandon: I want to go home and play pirates now<br />___nobody: do it<br />___nobody: I did a bad thing and got "Sims 2"<br />___nobody: trying to get this all girl household <br />___nobody: to all be sleeping with each other<br />Brandon: nice<br />___nobody: the key is the hot tub<br />Brandon: does it allow that?<br />___nobody: yeah<br />___nobody: they are sluts___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-91134551748207424642008-02-08T00:50:00.001-08:002008-02-08T00:52:53.821-08:00___nobody: yes, you know i must always be right<br />Tanja: you??? since when???<br />___nobody: 2001, maybe 2002<br />___nobody: since then...100%<br />___nobody: before, only 95, 96%___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-81640432371568493022008-02-06T17:26:00.000-08:002008-02-06T17:29:00.760-08:00Matt: does MS own your ass yet?<br />___nobody: not yet<br />Matt: awesome.. your stock got a good pump<br />___nobody: it did<br />___nobody: I dumped last night<br />Matt: nice!<br />Matt: send me my pimp check<br />___nobody: all $5.35 is YOURS<br />Matt: hahaha<br />Matt: i gotta run to another meeting... bbiab<br />Matt: don't get fired in the next hour<br />___nobody: i'll drop a note to jerry___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-20231190590359986382008-01-17T21:56:00.000-08:002008-02-28T23:22:41.987-08:00Joel: i want something<br />Joel: quick and easy<br />Joel: just a search/inquiry/find form tied to google<br />Joel: mash up<br />___nobody: well,<br />___nobody: How much are<br />___nobody: east europeans<br />Joel: $20 - 30 a hour<br />___nobody: seems a lot<br />Joel: $15 a hour<br />___nobody: ok ok<br />Joel: nice<br />Joel: great negotiation<br />___nobody: $5 /hr and throw in your sister___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-14536868202157698562008-01-16T11:16:00.000-08:002008-01-16T11:20:10.857-08:00Mun-Wai: hey, any visitors today other than Zane?<br />Mun-Wai: am looking for Bob<br />___nobody: I have not seen him<br />___nobody: how did you know zane was here?<br />Mun-Wai: you should know by now I know everything <br />___nobody: lol<br />___nobody: that's a "lol" in a "ha ha, that's so cute" kind of way___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-36517442089747165322008-01-15T11:55:00.000-08:002008-01-15T12:06:41.062-08:00___nobody: are u commuting to SF<br />___nobody: every day<br />Irvin: yeahhh<br />Irvin: i hate this mothefucking commute<br />Irvin: am gonna move soon<br />___nobody: yeah no shit<br />___nobody: your life<br />___nobody: your dear, sweet, precious life<br />___nobody: well<br />___nobody: ok your life<br />___nobody: is being spent on that commute<br />Irvin: yes.<br />___nobody: what else yah gonna spend it on<br />___nobody: really___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-8227752293328513932008-01-14T01:01:00.000-08:002008-06-19T17:49:17.030-07:00Adam: being a VP is quite uneventful<br />Adam: sudden burst of terror<br />Adam: combined with long lulls<br />Adam: reminds me of trench war<br />___nobody: does this bring fame fortune<br />___nobody: big ca$$$h cheques<br />Adam: it brings a company car, ulcers and receeding hair<br />___nobody: but enough with the upside<br />___nobody: what's wrong with it?___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-17894865884460271672008-01-10T21:46:00.001-08:002008-01-14T01:13:15.955-08:00Albert: how come scott moore's pic is not on here? <br />Albert: <a href="http://yhoo.client.shareholder.com/press/management.cfm">http://yhoo.client.shareholder.com/press/management.cfm</a><br />___nobody: gah I don't want to even look at that<br />___nobody: they look so god damn ugly compared to<br />___nobody: say<br />___nobody: <a href="http://www.google.com/intl/en/corporate/execs.html">http://www.google.com/intl/en/corporate/execs.html</a><br />Albert: wow Cerf is there<br />___nobody: see even google's management staff <br />___nobody: are more attractive and compelling<br />Albert: hahaah<br />___nobody: oops i just scrolled down<br />___nobody: scratch that___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-18106413806178462252007-12-20T12:53:00.000-08:002007-12-20T12:55:54.044-08:00jeff: I think you should take up golf.<br />jeff: I'd bet you could smack the ball a long ways, and give ol' Clint a run for his money when you're in town. Walking the course like we do gives you some nice exercise, too.<br />___nobody: hey that sounds great<br />___nobody: except for one thing<br />___nobody: golf is fucking retarded___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-43011200665942664952007-11-27T15:52:00.000-08:002007-11-27T15:53:09.568-08:00Albert: I've had steak from both your bbq and Lee's bbq. <br />Albert: Your meat is softer.___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8493731028232748565.post-5908628620537950372007-11-12T11:20:00.000-08:002007-11-12T11:22:37.614-08:00Brandon: I did my quarterly house deep-scrub<br />Brandon: I need a fucking maid, I hate that shit<br />___nobody: I think it does make you messier though<br />Brandon: you mean having a maid?<br />___nobody: yeahs<br />___nobody: cuz you know it's gonna get cleaned<br />Brandon: what are you doing, taking a crap in the sink? geez<br />___nobody: just saying, you never know when you're going to need relief<br />Brandon: that's what the bathtub is for, rookie___nobodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00683285305299600065noreply@blogger.com