tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84345772009-09-22T01:29:02.616ZBush Loses US Electionsubberculturenoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1099505854965098532004-11-03T18:15:00.000Z2004-11-03T18:17:34.966Z

Fuckity fuck and fuck fuck damn. Can't you find a Democrat with a fucking backbone or wait until at least one result is properly declared before giving up? Graaaaaahhhhh. Home of democracy my fucking arse. Fuck you all who let this happen (right now that includes you, Kerry, you spineless cunt). Excuse my language, but I intend to enjoy the very few years I now probably have left using my breath

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1099436700914271622004-11-02T22:48:00.000Z2004-11-02T23:05:12.890Z

Well, after a week and a bit of torpor induced by depression that Treebeard had not done enough to convince the States that he could replace Saruman's Orcish warriors in the White House, it seems that the wooden man has done it. Our legions of Rove confusion otters are clapping in unison at the prospect of a defeat. All the exit polls are looking good for Kerry. We rejoice. and we offer anyone

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1098472847292894382004-10-22T18:57:00.000Z2004-10-22T21:05:24.020Z

Houpla! According to Fox News' page which we referred to on 4 October, Bush's approval rating has dropped a percentage point among US women in three weeks. Let's work this out. The CIA website (which is surprisingly reliable*) says that there are about 119,356,265 women over the age of 16 in the USA. Now, we aren't sure how many of those are of voting age (let's say 19 million are between 16 and

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1098433439330000642004-10-22T08:20:00.000Z2004-10-22T08:43:25.213Z

We were awed this morning when we read Hunter S Thompson's article for Rolling Stone (delivered by our stunt otter postmen). We are not worthy. Ted Rall, however, is. As a counterpart to the Doctor's insider's guide, he's got the numbers and arguments.

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1098312781232171852004-10-20T22:25:00.000Z2004-10-20T22:58:54.803Z

Oh, please stop. ahahahahahahahaha... PLEASE! You're killing us! We just read that Bush is attacking Kerry for scaremongering and using "the politics of fear". Oh, ouch. Our sides are haemorrhaging. Oh, dear. and relax. "My opponent will say anything he thinks that will benefit him politically at the time ... We will keep the promise of Social Security for all our seniors. We will not have a

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1098137889864466812004-10-18T21:44:00.000Z2004-10-18T22:19:47.603Z

It finally happened. George Bush, the ultimate puppet has finally screwed up the US economy so badly that even that great symbol of US cultural imperialism, Mattel's Barbie is causing its parent company problems through poor sales the causes are clearly twofold: Internationally, people across the world are boycotting US products. Oh, yes we are, it's just that no-one told you yet. Domestically,

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1097865295246193272004-10-15T18:31:00.000Z2004-10-15T21:52:17.546Z

*Loseflash* The Bush Loses hovercar stalled and crashed into the Baltic when the urine from a thousand members pissing themselves with laughter seeped into the controls . Why? They were watching this on the widescreen Pleasure-O-Matic we recently installed. *Loseflash ends*

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1097864202881513342004-10-15T17:37:00.000Z2004-10-15T21:51:08.103Z

OK, enough rage, let's just start taunting again. In order to try and calm us we have hacked into the genome project and quickly patented and cloned the Angora Tapir which not only provide soothing wuffles on demand, but also the hair for lovely soft sweaters. We feel better now. Apeboy had fun the other day by trying to defend the illegal almost-unilateral invasion of a sovereign country by

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1097704549106867892004-10-13T21:15:00.000Z2004-10-15T21:55:46.376Z

**The fluffy quotient of the Bush Loses campaign has been temporarily stored in jars borrowed from the local WI. We apologise for an outbreak of seriousness.** Today it has been revealed that mass graves have been uncovered in northern Iraq. These appear to contain the remains of thousands of Iraqi civilians killed by Saddam. Leave aside the fact that they were probably killed by weapons that we

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1097096156794415382004-10-06T20:36:00.000Z2004-10-06T20:56:17.213Z

The Bush Loses beekeeper battalion have been buzzing in and out of Bush Loses Central today to keep us updated on their training of hive minds. It appears we mistakenly attributed a loss of mendacity on the part of Rumsfeld to Cheney yesterday. It doesn't matter, of course, as we all know these Bonesmen are all indistinguishable - as they are all part of an evil Wasp cloning programme. This set

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1097017396554374902004-10-05T22:49:00.000Z2004-10-06T20:57:58.596Z

It seems that not only is Bush Losing the election but that he is also losing control of his running mate. After admitting that he had never seen any evidence of a connection between Saddam (who we established and funded as an ally to scare the reds) and Osama (who we established and funded as an ally to scare you), he signally failed to pull off the manoeuvre that kids are calling "doing a

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1096927596959299462004-10-04T21:58:00.000Z2004-10-04T22:06:36.960Z

**UPDATE FROM FROM REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDA CHANNEL*** According to the media wing of the Bush administration, Fox News, Bush has lost support from ALL constituencies in the past three years. That's right, as well as losing the economy even more money than any president in history by putting in another tax cut (he knows Barney's poo poo is solid gold, and that he can fill the treasury with that

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1096926535698853092004-10-04T21:29:00.000Z2004-10-04T21:50:58.840Z

You may have noticed that there has been a brief lull in this blog. The reason for this is that our cheerleaders, pilots and SCUBA divers have all been aboard the Bush Loses submersible for a week and have spent a while in decompression. The reason for this subaquatic folly? Well, we've been doing a bit of digging and filling to ensure that the volcanic range of the Aleutian trench is now aligned

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1096070049326290012004-09-24T23:41:00.000Z2004-09-25T00:02:23.553Z

We hope the lovely dawn chorus roused you from your bed this morning. You are still alive, unlike the many people who have had to die to keep GW in power, so rejoice in your good fortune. As it stands, we are seeing an upsurge in support for acceptance that Bush loses. Small fliers have been hidden in your sock drawer, and nametags reading "BUSH LOSES" can now be found in your jim-jams. Sleep

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1095961031931688832004-09-23T17:19:00.000Z2004-09-23T17:37:11.933Z

Just over 24 hours since the campaign's launch and we already have activity in the wider world. The Flying Fists of Master Grant has summarised the project and links to many examples in which Bush Loses. Many of these have been taken from the original springboard for the project, Barbelith. It is clear that Bush is losing grip on the race in the USA, and it won't be long before Bush Loses. Even

subberculturenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434577.post-1095891849386702192004-09-22T22:21:00.000Z2004-09-22T22:47:25.240Z

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL blog for the wholly unofficial and extremely partisan Bush Loses campaign. There are a lot of people around the world that can't register to vote to get rid of the evil Texas War Monkey, so we hope this will become the heart of a global campaign to use the phrase Bush Loses at every opportunity. We know he's going to lose, so if we all concentrate clearly on that objective

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