tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8433953.post-80506989105992961972007-02-26T04:53:00.000-05:002007-02-26T05:00:29.697-05:00True story: the earth's temperature rose enough yesterday that it uncovered the tip of some lost object in my driveway.<br /><br />An expedition with my children revealed that it was indeed my Wall Street Journal from February 13, lost in the Valentine's Day Blizzard of '06.<br /><br />Forunately, the paper's environmentally unfriendly plastic bag, coupled with the icy tomb surrounding it, perfectly preserved this document of an earlier and more simpler time. I'll report any findings in a press conference later this week.Saint Kansashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00312692500387833900noreply@blogger.com