Jason E. Johnson

New GM Car

2009-07-10T23:29:00.001-04:00

In a special news conference yesterday, Government Motors announced it’s new concept car. The new GM proudly announces the 2010 Oldsmobile Obama.

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two teleprompters, programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the “happy” democrat owners.

BHO and the TOTUS

2009-07-10T23:25:00.001-04:00

Obama and the Turtle

2009-06-19T21:03:00.000-04:00

A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.

Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that Barack Obama is a post turtle."

Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"

Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thing down."

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Obama and TOTUS

2009-06-19T20:59:00.000-04:00

In light of all the criticism that President Obama is struck dumb when he is without his teleprompter, the Democrats decide to hold a "Obama Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Democrats meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

Nancy Pelosi says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Barack Obama is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President Barack Obama."

After the cheers die down. Pelosi says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid without your teleprompter. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"

Obama, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously Pelosi is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Democrats start cheering, "Give Obama another chance! Give Obama another chance!"

Nancy Pelosi says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Obama meekly asks "Ninety?"

Nancy Pelosi is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

But then Obama starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Democrats begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Obama another chance! Give Obama another chance!"

Pelosi, unsure whether she's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Obama looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Democrats jump to their feet.

These ACORN partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:

"GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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President Obama and Intelligence

2009-06-19T20:51:00.000-04:00

While visiting England, Barack Obama was invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Obama asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Obama watches as the Queen phones John Brown and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

John Brown responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Obama?"

Obama nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Obama, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Speaker of the House the test. Obama summons Nancy Pelosi to the White House and says, "Nancy, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Obama poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Pelosi hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Obama agrees, and Pelosi leaves. She immediately calls a meeting of other Democrats, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Pelosi calls Hillary Clinton at the State Department and explains her problem.

"Now listen to this, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Pelosi rushes back to the White House, finds Barack Obama, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Obama replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's John Brown!"

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Two good Obama Jokes

2009-06-10T23:10:00.001-04:00

The first I heard on Rush Limbaugh. What do Obama and God have in common? No birth certificate....

The second one came from: http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

Q. What's the difference between Obama giving a speech and a cardboard cutout of Obama giving a speech? A. The cardboard cutout looks at the camera instead of the teleprompter.

Belated Blogs

2009-06-04T02:29:00.000-04:00

For anyone that cares... I have been posting more on Facebook in the past few weeks. Also, I have been busy between semesters. I need to find a way to link my stream in Facebook to blogger.

The Hole Bike

2009-04-06T17:28:00.001-04:00

Here is a sign I saw on Sunday that was funny.

Trespassing, by permission only

2009-04-01T18:01:00.002-04:00

Trespassing by definition means that you do not have permission to enter. So, if you Trespassing By Permission Only, you are no longer trespassing. This would be the kind of question to ask robot invaders to send them into a continual loop and blow up their circuits.

Here is the online link: http://i42.tinypic.com/34g4ny1.jpg

The Obama We Knew But Denied

2009-03-30T18:08:00.000-04:00

Kyle-Anne Shiver has a point on why Obama fooled so many people into voting for him.

FTA: What if an American President campaigned as a pragmatic centrist, promised tax cuts to 95% of the American people and pledged himself to a new era of government honesty, openness and bipartisanship, but never had any of those intentions? The result might be a cabinet full of tax cheats, political cronies and lobbyists, and a president peddling an overstuffed budget of liberal dream-schemes at a time when the American economy can least afford an extra nickel for folderol or fiddling.

Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/the_obama_we_knew_but_denied.html

President Obama's Miscalculated Transparency

2009-03-30T18:06:00.000-04:00

Geoffrey Hunt writes about how Obama should not have preached his openness in government. We are "shocked" to find out he is a socialist.

FTA: More and more supporters are waking up to the reality of the man they helped put into the White House. In a sweeping but concise recounting on how President Obama's agenda is now all but lost, largely through a dead-on-arrival proposed budget, Byron York inasmuch predicts Obama may be already a lame duck president barely 60 days into his first term. How is this possible? How did it happen?

Which is precisely Obama's problem and why his presidency is doomed. In a staggering miscalculation he forgot that transparency works in opposite ways too; for example displays of ineptitude, ignorance, inexperience and stupidity become glaringly transparent when afforded enough opportunity for repeated exposures.

Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/president_obamas_miscalculated.html

You might be a Militia Member!

2009-03-30T18:04:00.000-04:00

Mark Moran writes an article about the Fusion Centers being established in this country. This is for all you who complained about George W. Bush and his Patriot Act. Now, Obama is going further than Bush.

FTA: There are now an estimated 70 Fusion Centers similar to Missouri's throughout the country. Since 2004, an estimated $254 million dollars has been spent to create these offices. According to an article at foxnews.com, these offices use data mining, the military and excessive secrecy in conducting their investigations.

Thank Goodness that Obama is against Human Cloning

2009-03-22T20:15:00.001-04:00

This is the article from the American Thinker:

Why does President Obama object to human cloning? President Obama's statement that human cloning is "dangerous and wrong" is a non sequitur in its context, because there is no material difference between abortion, embryonic stem cell research, and cloning. They differ in appearance, they sometimes differ in ends, but they differ not one whit in essence. Each is an instance of deliberately destroying an innocent human being at a certain stage of development. If the first two are OK, then the third is OK as well. Let's see why.

Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/why_does_president_obama_objec.html

George W. Bush was a Hitler

2009-03-22T20:14:00.001-04:00

That was the line we heard being spewed from the left over and over. Now, the Obama regime is in power. The hypocrisy from the left almost makes me want to throw up my lunch. They talked about W being a country hick and that he could not pronounce words properly. Obama is worse that Bush when it comes to speaking (that is speaking without a tele-prompter). Yes, there is word that he is going to install a small screen on the podium so he can be feed information from Axelrod.

Here is a story from American Thinker on how Obama is now the Hitler.

This is from the article: The first truly horrific thing Hitler did -- long before the German invasion of Poland -- was to issue orders to "clean up" and purify his society. The handicapped and the helpless were among the first targets, and it all started with a little, perhaps even seemingly innocuous, statement -- except it was in the form of writings in Mein Kampf instead of regrettable wise-cracks on The Tonight Show.

Obama's Special Olympics comment may have been merely a clumsy attempt at self-deprecating humor. But the likelihood exists that it was a sneak peek at the heart and mind of The One who has a philosophy that cannot work unless human beings are gauged based upon their usefulness to the state -- and for any leader attempting to construct those kinds of underpinnings, the helpless and handicapped are as undesirable as governors who won't accept stimulus money.

Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/whos_hitler_now.html

Marxism

2009-03-16T23:06:00.001-04:00

I read a great article by Steven Plaut on American Thinker about Marxism.

Marxists claim that workers are oppressed in capitalist societies. Workers in communist societies always try to sneak out into capitalist societies. No one in South Korea is trying to sneak into North Korea. The Berlin Wall was not built to keep West Germans from sneaking into East Germany's collective farms. Cubans in Florida do not steal boats to seek asylum in Cuban collective farms.

Read the rest here:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/what_is_marxism.html

Colossians 3:12“Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience.”

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The EVIL George W. Bush

2009-03-16T17:18:00.001-04:00

Many have stated that George W. Bush is evil and Dick Cheney is not far behind him. I have always said otherwise and the proof is in the numbers.

For all you that think Obama is a great man you should really do some digging into the facts.

Here is an article from Monte Kuligowski that was posted on American Thinker:

A curious feature of the most outspoken proponents of government redistribution of taxpayer money is that, often they are the stingiest among us when it comes to donating their own wealth to charity.

In her new book and column of March 12, Ann Coulter compares the charitable donations of Presidents Obama and Bush and VPs Biden and Cheney.

As a tipoff on how the comparison goes, remember that Obama's youngest half-brother lives in wretched poverty in a 65-square-foot shack in Nairobi. Like many liberals, the president cares deeply for the poor; so long as the poor are helped with taxpayer money. Even without any trickle-down assistance from his older brother, George Obama nevertheless proudly adorns his dilapidated hovel with a front-page newspaper photo of his wealthy relative who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (but I digress).

According to their tax returns [notes Coulter], in 2006 and 2007, the Obamas gave 5.8 percent and 6.1 percent of their income to charity. I guess Michelle Obama has to draw the line someplace with all this ‘giving back' stuff. The Bidens gave 0.15 percent and 0.31 percent of the income to charity.

Meanwhile, in 1991, 1992 and 1993, George W. Bush had incomes of $179,591, $212,313 and $610,772. His charitable contributions those years were $28,236, $31,914 and $31,292. During his presidency, Bush gave away more than 10 percent of his income each year.
For purposes of comparison, in 2005, Barack Obama made $1.7 million -- more than twice President Bush's 2005 income of $735,180 -- but they both gave about the same amount to charity.

That same year, the heartless Halliburton employee Vice President Dick Cheney gave 77 percent of his income to charity. The following year, in 2006, Bush gave more to charity than Obama on an income one-third smaller than Obama's.

Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/obamas_charity_problem.html

LifeLight Ministries Info Page: Circuit-Riding Preacher

2009-03-16T15:18:00.000-04:00

LifeLight Ministries Info Page: Circuit-Riding Preacher

Allen Hilgendorf is an itinerant preacher evangelist with SAC International (formerly Shantymen) in the North Hastings and Madawaska Highlands in Ontario. He visits house to house, by vehicle, bicycle, canoe and horseback… Along the way he distributes Christian literature and lends a willing ear to people who need someone to talk to, building relationships as he travels. He regularly requests Scriptures from LifeLight Ministries to distribute.

Read more at the link above:

Obama The Savior

2009-03-11T17:59:00.001-04:00

I had the old Flash Gordon as sung by Queen tune in my head today. I was thinking about how everyone that voted for Obama thought he was some kind of savior that would "change" the world. All he is really changing is America into a socialist society that is dependent upon the government.

Here are the new lyrics as sung to Flash Gordon by Queen.

Obama - a-ah - savior of the universe
Obama - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Obama - a-ah - he's a miracle
Obama - a-ah - king of the impossible
He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He'll save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child - with a mighty Obama
Obama - a-ah
Obama - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Not Just a man
With a man's courage
He knows nothing but a teleprompter
But he can never fail
No one but the socialist in heart
May find the golden grail of Lenin
Oh oh - oh oh
Obama

Radical Pro-Abortion FOCA Bill Coming Soon

2009-03-10T21:59:00.000-04:00

by Steven Ertelt
LifeNews.com Editor
March 6, 2009

Washington, DC (LifeNews.com) -- Leading pro-life advocates have been criticized by the mainstream media for organizing an active opposition to the radical Freedom of Choice Act because the bill has yet to be filed in Congress. However, a leading pro-abortion Congressman calls FOCA a top priority and says the bill is coming soon.

A spokesman for Rep. Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat who is chairman of a House Judiciary subcommittee that could consider the bill, says the bill is forthcoming.

Read the whole story here: http://www.lifenews.com/nat4889.html

1 Peter 3:15“But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect,”

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IN Gov. Mitch Daniels seeks dismissal of election lawsuit

2009-02-26T17:10:00.002-05:00

The suit, filed in December, is one of dozens around the country that have challenged President Barack Obama's eligibility to hold office based on his status as a "natural born citizen."

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What the Heck?

2009-02-26T13:04:00.002-05:00

Stuff Worth Blogging About: Stupid Barack Obama Quotes

2009-02-26T13:03:00.000-05:00

Stuff Worth Blogging About: Stupid Barack Obama Quotes

Obama's Vivid Distortions - The Deceit Grows

2009-02-25T23:36:00.005-05:00

"President Barack Obama knows Americans are unhappy that their taxes will be used to rescue people who bought mansions beyond their means ... But his assurance Tuesday night that only the deserving will get help rang hollow..." - The deceit is stunning.

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Unions to end privacy in voting, will force workers to join

2009-02-25T23:36:00.003-05:00

Stern also said there are 60 senators who either support the Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA) or would vote to cut off a filibuster. He said he expects action by August. The bill, known as "card-check," would let employees form a union by checking off cards rather than holding a formal election supervised by the National Labor Relations Board.

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"Not One of Us"

2009-02-25T23:36:00.001-05:00

Governor Palin's candidacy for the vice presidency was what galvanized grass roots Republicans in a way that John McCain never did. But there was something about her that turned even some conservative intellectuals against her and provoked visceral anger and hatred from liberal intellectuals. Pragmatism tells you nothing about extremism. But the conservative intellectuals who seize upon President Obama's pragmatism to give him the benefit of the doubt are obviously bending over backward for some reason.

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