tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366631807332012411.post-85586398314283140892008-02-15T08:42:00.001-05:002008-07-23T15:09:07.799-04:00<p><strong>Funny Love Song</strong>: My Virtual Girlfriend<br /><strong>Funny Artist</strong>: Larry Weaver<br /><strong>Funny CD</strong>: Looking for Fun<br /><strong><a href="http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Larry+Weaver">Free MP3 Download</a></strong> - Add to your Facebook profile!</p><h1>My Virtual Girlfriend</h1><p>She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man <br />I log on to her love anytime I can <br />I met her on the Internet <br />Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet <br />Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. </p><p>I found her at AOL love online <br />she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find <br />I downloaded her picture and what a dream <br />looked like a face cut out of a magazine <br />Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind. </p><p>Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more <br />I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor <br />I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug <br />I reach for the mouse when I want to make love <br />And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door. </p><p>She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man <br />I log on to her love anytime I can <br />I feel like I know her oh so well <br />Every time she tells a joke I LOL <br />Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. </p><p>Her online love is so very hot. <br />And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot. <br />It all seemed so perfect, but one day... </p><p>She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news <br />You and I are www.through <br />In my heart you’ll always have a place <br />I just need more, cyberspace <br />And don’t try to page me on ICQ. </p><p>She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man <br />I log on to her love anytime I can <br />My friends all say I’ve lost my head <br />I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web. <br />Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. </p><p>[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball. </p><p>She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man <br />I log on to her love anytime I can <br />She brings me happiness, she brings me joy <br />I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy. <br />She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. </p>Larry Weavernoreply@blogger.com