tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366631807332012411.post-29700532739633699342008-03-08T13:55:00.001-05:002008-04-16T11:22:51.240-04:00<p>Funny Song: <strong>South of the Border </strong><br>Artist: <strong>Larry Weaver </strong><br>CD: <strong>Looking for Fun</strong><br>Funny Song Lyrics below video...</p><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/n3tGg8A1-_0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n3tGg8A1-_0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><h2>South of the Border Lyrics</h2><br />Every year I pack the car and head for Myrtle Beach<br />Where else can one have so much culture within one’s reach?<br />I love to see those girls with big hair cruising down the strand<br />And see those rednecks get redder instead of getting tan.<br /><br />But Myrtle Beach is not my favorite part of the trip<br />I first must make a little stop before I get to it<br />So let’s hop into my Nova and head for that state line<br />And when I see that big sombrero I’ll know everything is fine.<br /><br />Take me to South of the Border I think you know the way<br />Just follow those clever billboards along the interstate<br />Take me to South of the Border I love those neon signs<br />“Chili Today, Hot Tamale” man, that one gets me every time.<br /><br />We’ll check into Pedro’s Motel and leave our troubles at the door<br />Then it’s off to Pedro’s Fireworks -- we’ll stock up for July 4<br />Then over to Pedro’s Martial Arts to get some gifts for the kids<br />I think they’ll like some throwing stars, num chucks and a big bullwhip.<br /><br />Then it’s down to Pedro’s T-shirts where I’ll have the time of my life.<br />Let’s get grandma that funny hat that reads “Old Fart’s Wife”<br />And let’s get dad some underwear that will scream “Hey, I’m high class”<br />The ones with the inscription “World’s Largest Source of Natural Gas.”<br /><br />Take me to South of the Border down where Pedro lives<br />I need to buy some Chia pets they make such great gifts<br />Take me to South of the Border just below that state line<br />When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.<br /><br />OK. I want everyone listening out there to sing the chorus with me. Are you ready? Here we go… In spanish:<br /><br />Vamos a frontera del sur donde Pedro vive<br />Necissito compro Los Chiapets son buenos regalos<br />Vamos a frontera del sur debajo estado de linea<br />Cuando vea sombrero grande, yo se todo es bien.<br /><br />Take me to South of the Border just below that state line<br />When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.Larry Weavernoreply@blogger.com