Funny Songs

"Ladies of the World" Lyrics - Flight of the Conchords

2008-05-15T12:01:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Ladies of the World
Comedy Group: Flight of the Conchords
Funny lyrics below video...

"Ladies of the World" Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
Oh yes
Just wanna do somethin' special
Ah
For all the Ladies in the world
Is that possible?
And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls

Caribbean (Ladies)
Parisian (Ladies)
Bolivian (Ladies)
Namibian (Ladies)
Eastern Indochinian (Ladies)
Republic of Dominican (Ladies)
Amphibian (Ladies)
Presbyterian (Ladies)

Outta sight
Amazin' ladies
Late night
Hard workin' ladies
Erudite
Brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite
Lady-man-ladies
Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo

All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...

Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?

I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y

I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...

All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...

"The Best Look in the World" Lyrics - SNL Digital Short

2008-05-11T10:12:00.002-04:00

Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.

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"My Atari" Lyrics - By Sudden Death

2008-04-21T17:36:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: "My Atari" (parody of "My Adidas" by Run-DMC)
Artist: Sudden Death
Funny song lyrics below video...

My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death

My Atari, turn off all the lights
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped
My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We'll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!

Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can't go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong
And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight
With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight
And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs
I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!

Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer space and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I'm set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day
My Atari! My Atari!

Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I've got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore

My Atari, didn't always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack
Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle
You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

2008-04-16T12:15:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe"
Artist: Dan and Dan
Funny Song lyrics below video...

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat

The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat

The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat

The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat

Funny Song Lyrics: "Ghost in the Trailer"

2008-04-15T18:00:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Looking for Fun
Funny song lyrics below video...

I all started back when I turned 18,
My ma, my wife, our six kids and me
Moved into a nice, used doublewide

It was blue and white, bout a hundred feet long,
With tires on the roof, flamingos on the lawn,
And genuine simulated wood paneling on the inside.

Well when you move into a trailer park
You hear odd things when it gets dark
Hollering, screaming and cursing ain't nothing weird

But one night I heard a really strange noise,
So I crept down the hall to check on the boys
And what I seen scared me something fierce.

There on the naugahyde couch he sat,
A shadowy figure in a Mack Truck hat
It was a ghost and he was drinking all my beer!

He weren't wearing no sheet, just a pair of jeans,
An old wifebeater with greasy stains
I screamed like a girl and he just disappeared

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He’s got a chain on his wallet, and he’s rattlin’ it loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Well I tore into the bedroom and slammed the door shut,
Then pretty soon the sun came up
I told my wife what happened but she just shook her head.

And to tell the truth I’d had a drink or three,
And the stress at the job been getting to me
But just to be safe I put a gun rack over the bed.

A neighbor stopped by later that day,
He said the previous tenant had passed away.
He was killed working on a Camaro in the front yard.

The hood fell and gave his head a smack,
He died but they say he still comes back
And when the moon is full he tries to start that car.

Well that same night about quarter to ten,
We was watching Dukes of Hazzard on TNN
And we heard a blood curdling scream coming from on the lawn.

We ran out onto the trailer lot,
And that Camaro was levitating right off the blocks
With that ghost in the driver’s seat yelling “Yee-haw!!!”

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He got Skynyrd on the radio, and he cranked it up real loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Things got bad and soon got worse
We were stuck with this paranormal curse
He would wake us up at night yelling boo-ya’ll.

He moved things around to cause a scare,
Made a tin of Skoal float through the air
And we could hear footsteps line-dancing down the hall.

Well I called the cops and they just laughed,
Then a friend from work found an online chat
Told me bout a site called trailerghost.com

There were stories and tips, all kinds of advice,
I’m telling you that website saved our lives
We sent that ghost back into the great beyond.

So listen to me, don’t make no mistake.
If you feel your trailer start to shake
Run to the window and take a look outside.

If there’s no tornado to be found,
And you start to hear a strange moaning sound
You might have a ghost in your doublewide!

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, you got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave you alone.
If the walls commence to moving, and blood starts dripping out
You got a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Crank That Kosha Boy - Funny Song Lyrics

2008-04-07T15:38:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Crank That Kosha Boy
Artist: Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Parody of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy
Funny Song Lyrics below

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JEEEEWS!!!

Attention in the synagogue
I got a brand new dance called the Kosha Boy
Ya jump back two times left to right--
(JEWS!!!!)
But enough with the explanation,
I’ll show you, you’ll realize it and go…
AAHHHHH!

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)

And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha day,
Kosha (BOY!!!)
When I say, "Vey," you say ("OY!!!")
Baby boy gets shmeckel cut and everyone says "Mazel Tov!"

I just served a gang of food and everybody praisin’ it,
All these schmucks think that I cooked but I just got it catered man!

Now all my (JEWS!!!)

We droppin’ on ya!
We droppin’ on ya!
And if you don’t like it I’ll go fakakta on ya! (fakaktah on ya!)

Hanukkah’s a festival, we celebrate it everyday.
Haters getting’ mad ‘cuz they got one and we got eight!!!

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)

For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)

And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…

Funny Video: Business Time by Flight of the Conchords

2008-03-20T11:01:00.000-04:00

Comedian: Flight of the Conchords
Song: Business Time
Album: Unreleased

If you don't have HBO, it's worth getting just to watch "Flight of the Conchords." The show follows the lives of Bret and Jemaine from New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk paradists, Flight of the Conchords, as they try to find success and love in New York. In this video, Jemaine waxes poetic about a clumsy and awkward scheduled "date" night.

Funny Song Lyrics: "South of the Border"

2008-03-08T13:55:00.001-05:00

Funny Song: South of the Border
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Looking for Fun
Funny Song Lyrics below video...

South of the Border Lyrics

Every year I pack the car and head for Myrtle Beach
Where else can one have so much culture within one’s reach?
I love to see those girls with big hair cruising down the strand
And see those rednecks get redder instead of getting tan.

But Myrtle Beach is not my favorite part of the trip
I first must make a little stop before I get to it
So let’s hop into my Nova and head for that state line
And when I see that big sombrero I’ll know everything is fine.

Take me to South of the Border I think you know the way
Just follow those clever billboards along the interstate
Take me to South of the Border I love those neon signs
“Chili Today, Hot Tamale” man, that one gets me every time.

We’ll check into Pedro’s Motel and leave our troubles at the door
Then it’s off to Pedro’s Fireworks -- we’ll stock up for July 4
Then over to Pedro’s Martial Arts to get some gifts for the kids
I think they’ll like some throwing stars, num chucks and a big bullwhip.

Then it’s down to Pedro’s T-shirts where I’ll have the time of my life.
Let’s get grandma that funny hat that reads “Old Fart’s Wife”
And let’s get dad some underwear that will scream “Hey, I’m high class”
The ones with the inscription “World’s Largest Source of Natural Gas.”

Take me to South of the Border down where Pedro lives
I need to buy some Chia pets they make such great gifts
Take me to South of the Border just below that state line
When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.

OK. I want everyone listening out there to sing the chorus with me. Are you ready? Here we go… In spanish:

Vamos a frontera del sur donde Pedro vive
Necissito compro Los Chiapets son buenos regalos
Vamos a frontera del sur debajo estado de linea
Cuando vea sombrero grande, yo se todo es bien.

Take me to South of the Border just below that state line
When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.

Mom's Overture Lyrics - Total Momsense by Anita Renfroe

2008-02-27T10:20:00.000-05:00

Funny Song: Total Momsense aka "The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture"*
Comedian: Anita Renfroe aka "The William Tell Mom"
Funny song lyrics below

*AKA Everything a mother says in one 24-hour period put to the music of the William Tell Overture, "Mom's Overture", "William Tell Mom Sayings", "Mom Overture", and "Momsense"

Total Momsense Lyrics

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon

So you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of...
I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da

If you like Christian comedian Anita Renfroe, check out these other great female Christian comedians.

Love Me Sexy Lyrics - Will Ferrell Music Video

2008-02-26T08:59:00.000-05:00

Funny Song: Love Me Sexy
Artist: Will Ferrell aka Jackie Moon
From the Movie Semi-Pro, starring Will Ferrell

Love Me Sexy Lyrics

Intro: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

VERSE 1:
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ******* sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

VERSE 2:
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ******* sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me ******* sexy

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

CHORUS Out:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?

Funny Love Songs - My Virtual Girlfriend Lyrics

2008-02-15T08:42:00.001-05:00

Funny Love Song: My Virtual Girlfriend
Funny Artist: Larry Weaver
Funny CD: Looking for Fun
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My Virtual Girlfriend

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I met her on the Internet
Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

I found her at AOL love online
she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find
I downloaded her picture and what a dream
looked like a face cut out of a magazine
Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind.

Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more
I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor
I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug
I reach for the mouse when I want to make love
And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I feel like I know her oh so well
Every time she tells a joke I LOL
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Her online love is so very hot.
And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot.
It all seemed so perfect, but one day...

She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news
You and I are www.through
In my heart you’ll always have a place
I just need more, cyberspace
And don’t try to page me on ICQ.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
My friends all say I’ve lost my head
I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web.
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
She brings me happiness, she brings me joy
I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy.
She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

"I Am Your Brother" Lyrics American Idol

2008-01-17T08:35:00.000-05:00

Funny Song: We're Brothers Forever
Alternate Title: I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)
Alternate Title: You are my Brother
Artist: Renaldo Lapuz from American Idol Season 7 Dallas Auditions
Song Lyrics below...

We're Brothers Forever - AKA
I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)

I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love

We're brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you will rain no more
I love you brother

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New Year's Resolution Song Lyrics

2008-01-03T11:47:00.000-05:00

Funny Song: New Year's Resolution Song
Artist: Rhett & Link
Funny Song Lyrics below

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working out, losing weight
maybe using tanning spray
becoming more attractive in general

reading more, watching less
learning all the rules for chess
becoming somewhat smarter in general
eating fish, not fingernails
volunteer to save the whales
becoming a better guy in general
saving more, spending less
yes I will wax my chest
dating more girls in general

But not this year. No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They're actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions.
My future is clear, the future is near!

Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you
like eat at least one value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

Just face the fact you've always thought
those resolutions don't mean squat
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

Funny Christmas Songs: Happy Holidays The Rap Lyrics

2007-12-27T13:58:00.001-05:00

Funny Song: Happy Holidays The Rap
Artist: GoRemy
Funny Song Lyrics below

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Well it's the holiday season
It's the season to be jolly
Time to put up all the lights
Time to deck the halls with holly

Time to wish a Merry Christmas
To one and all
Time to find a freaking parking spot
up at the mall

It's like a Christmas palace, yeah
it's rocking up in my place
More greens than on a salad, man
More stocking than on MySpace

Droppin' yule tide carols
and this yule is phat
and I got more tide
than a laundromat

So many people celebrating
Man, I can't explain
It's like trying to figure
how to flip a candy cane

Bumpin in to cars
Everywhere I go
So many people at the mall
Even Santa like "whoa!"

Santa, look I got some cookie
can I tantalize ya?
With all these kids
I could use some hand sanitizer

You want world peace?
How 'bout an Xbox, boy?
You ain't gotta holla holla
Man, holla at your toy

Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays

It's the Hanukkah season
Make a world of noise
Eating bagels spinning dreidels
with the girls and boys

Gotta light Menorah candles
and never a day late
It's more serious
than the girls on jdate

Doctor, Doctor
"You ate a vodka?"
Too many jelly donut
Potato Latke

You need to get to the hospital
And don't be hasty
You ate too many food
Overdose on tasty

We only got a gallon of gas
How we getting there, mate?
Don't you worry, homey
Something tells me we got eight...

Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays

Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa
All up in the hiz
Hit up Wikipedia
to find out what it is

Seven principles
A tradition that is really
being integral
to Kawida--that's Swahili

I should celebrate all three
Wouldn't that be pleasant?
Why you doing that?
Three times the presents!

Millions of people celebrating
Holidays of every color
Do your homework, laugh it up
Don't be crazy, love each other

Happy Holidays
Happy Holidays

Funny Music Video: State Fair Woman

2007-10-26T10:53:00.000-04:00

Artist: Larry Weaver
Song: State Fair Woman (buy on iTunes)
Album: Looking for Fun

State Fair Woman is a rip roarin' tribute to carny folk across America. In this funny music video, passion sizzles like a freshly fried corn dog! Find out what happens when a young and impressionable fair-goer gives his heart to a carnival worker. Can love triumph over inbreeding? Recorded at the North Carolina State Fair in Raleigh, NC. Get the funny song lyrics

"Iran So Far" Lyrics - SNL Digital Shorts

2007-09-30T20:21:00.000-04:00

SNL Digital Shorts delivers another hit with "Iran So Far", a twisted love song for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The video features Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg, Maroon 5's Adam Levine, plus a cameo by Jake Gyllenhal.

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"Iran So Far" Lyrics:
(Lyrics courtesy of our friends at SNL. Give link credit to FunnySong.com)

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me you’re the one for me.
Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
is the threat of you not coming home with me.
Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel
Ay yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
smiling, if he can still do it then I can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt…
Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
come home, and in my arms you’ll stay

Used to look at the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.
Talk smooth to me, without a tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo
hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do
you should know by now, it’s you.

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust all you want
but you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
but you’re in New York now baby
it’s time to stop hiding,
and start living

(Lyrics courtesy of our friends at SNL.
Give link credit to FunnySong.com)

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Download Funny Songs: "Two For One Coupon" by Wally Pleasant

2007-07-13T15:11:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Two For One Coupon
Artist: Wally Pleasant
Album: Hoedown

If you're not familiar with the great Wally Pleasant, you need to drop what you're doing and go buy his CD "Hoedown" right away. The album features the hilarious comedy songs "Wreck of the Old 486", "Home Sweet Home on Wheels", and this tribute to cheap boyfriends everywhere, "Two For One Coupon". You never know how long these free mp3s will be around, so download the song now

Funny Video: Redneck Country Song

2007-06-27T11:00:00.000-04:00

Comedian: Selected Hilarity
Song: Country Folks Can Survive
Album: Unreleased

Hilarious redneck humor! In this funny country song parody you'll learn that country folks don't need fancy frilly things like pants, or neighbors with different names. Recorded live at Carolines Comedy Club in New York, NY. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.

Funny Song Parodies: "If I Had a Hammer"

2007-06-21T11:20:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: If I Had a Hammer
Artist: Larry Weaver
Album: Dementia 2001
Parody Of: If I Had a Hammer by Peter, Paul, and Mary

This is both a funny sketch and song parody of "If I Had a Hammer," popularized by the group Peter, Paul, and Mary. The song has been covered countless times, but no one has posed the question, "Hey - why don't any of these people have a hammer?" You never know how long these free mp3s will be around, so download the song now

Download Funny Songs: "Particle Board" by Rob Parvonian

2007-05-29T12:35:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Particle Board

Artist: Rob Paravonian

Album: Living it Down

A very relateable funny song about cheap furniture that Rob performed on Comedy Central. This free funny mp3 is the studio version from the CD Living It Down. You never know how long these free mp3s will be around, so download the song now

Roy Rules! - SNL Digital Short

2007-04-23T10:47:00.000-04:00

Roy Rules!

SNL Digital Short from Andy Samberg featured on this weekend's Saturday Night Live episode hosted by Scarlett Johansson. The video features SNL writer Bryan Tucker as "Roy". Learn more about the video on Bryan's Selected Hilarity MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/selectedhilarity

Funny Song Lyrics: "State Fair Woman"

2007-04-16T17:00:00.000-04:00

Song: State Fair Woman
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Looking for Fun
Video: Watch Funny Video on YouTube

I was walking by myself all around the state fair
Smells of cotton candy and corn dogs drifted through the air
I was just looking for fun, not looking for romance
But I saw a fine young lady and I had to take a chance

She worked there at that booth where they try and guess your weight.
So I reached down for my wallet and stepped on up to the plate
One sixty was her guess and she was mighty near.
If I hadn’t eaten those turkey legs, and that elephant ear

She yelled, “We got a winner, now come pick your prize”
But I’d found just what I wanted when I gazed into her eyes
The moonlight reflected off the gold in her front tooth
And guided me to love right by that polish sausage booth.

Chorus
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen
She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth.
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl
She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.

She wore snakeskin cowboy boots and a denim mini-skirt
With cigarettes rolled in the sleeve of her Dixie Chicks t-shirt
She stood about 5 foot three, or six feet if you count her bangs
We started walking round the fair and saw some crazy thangs:

A tiny horse, a giant pig, man this was one wild date.
A huge Taco Bell dog and a Travis Tritt license plate
As we strolled down the midway my heart was filled with pride
Bought a big ol’ roll of tickets, just hoping for a ride

Chorus
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen
She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth.
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl
She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.

I asked if she would be my wife
She said “How can I leave this carny life?
You see, the bearded lady is my mother.
And the strongman is my daddy and my brother.”

Chorus
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen
She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth.
She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl
She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.

Funny Video: The Oxymorons Song

2007-04-12T08:43:00.000-04:00

Comedian: Dave & Andy
Song: Untitled (The Oxymorons Song)
Album: Unreleased
An oxymoron is a contradiction in terms like "awful good" or "pretty ugly". This song is comprised almost entirely of Oxymorons. The name of this song is "Untitled." Performed by Dave & Andy at the Comic Strip Live in New York. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.

Funny Video: Ghost in the Trailer

2007-02-26T09:51:00.000-05:00

Comedian: Larry Weaver
Song: Ghost in the Trailer
Album: Looking for Fun
The song that started a worldwide wave of mobile home paranoia. Somethin' creepy is going on under the double wide, and this time it ain't a raccoon! Recorded live at Charlie Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, NC.

Download Funny Songs: "Neil Diamond's Cat in the Hat"

2007-01-11T09:06:00.000-05:00

Funny Song: Neil Diamond's Cat in the Hat
Artist: Mark Eddie
Album: Comedy That Rocks
Parody of: I Am.. I Said by Neil Diamond

This free mp3 is a funny song, an impression, and a parody all rolled into one! Comedian/musician Mark Eddie imagines rock legend Neil Diamond, "The Great Storyteller", as a third grade teacher. This live recording showcases Mark at his best with his impression of Neil Diamond singing a version of Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat. You never know how long these free mp3s will be around, so download the song now